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משתמש זה יכול לתרום ברמה קרובה לשפת אם של עברית.‏
X This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat.
מחל This user supports Likud.
  This user supports the
use of green energy.
 
 This user is a bibliophile.
 This user is not a pet owner.
 This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
 This user is a member of the Association of Structurist Wikipedians.
 This user runs macOS.
MacThis user contributes using a Macintosh computer.
 This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
Web SoonThis user has a website that can be found on the web soon.
 Éireannach
This user is Irish.
 This user is from the planet Earth. 
 This user is proud to be Celtic.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
ga-1Gaeilge de chaighdeán bunúsach ag an úsáideoir seo.
...This user would like to be able to speak more languages.


 This user is an Aquarian.
  This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.
 This user lives in the Republic of Ireland.
GaelThis person is proud of the blood of the ancient Gaelic clanna which flows through their veins, and is a modern Gael.
 This user is Proud to be Irish.
  This user condemns fox hunting.
  This user condemns animal testing.
 
This user condemns
factory farming.
  This user condemns fur farming.
  This user supports moral equality amongst great apes and humans.
 This user is interested in animal rights issues.
  This user detests tobacco smoke.
  This user is a member or supporter of the Technocratic Movement
 This user is interested in Peak Oil Theory.
  This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.
 This user doesn't believe in the ownership of culture and knowledge.
 This user is interested in environmentalism.
  This user supports the conservation movement.
  This user supports the use of green energy.
GRE This user supports Greenpeace.
 This user supports public transit.
 This user supports recycling.
 This user supports sustainable living.
  This user is in favor of gun control.

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♂♀This user supports gender equality.
  This user is interested in materialism, the belief that everything that exists is made of matter.
  This user supports peace in space.
 This user is a skeptic.
 This user is interested in politics.
pol This user dislikes the concept of politics.
1+1=3 This user dislikes
narrow-minded behaviour.
libThis user is a liberal.
rand This user opposes Ayn Rand's objectivist philosophy.
This user is for racial equality.
  This user believes it is every citizen's duty to assess every candidate and abstain from voting if none is found fit for office, unless he or she wants to vote anyway.
This user supports the United Nations.
This user opposes all forms of racism and admires Nelson Mandela. 
  This user supports Amnesty International.
  This user believes in the separation of church and state.  
no
nazis
This user opposes facism in all its forms
 This user identifies as a leftist.
DS This user is a democratic socialist.
 According to The Political Compass this user is:
Economic Left (−9.0) and
Social Libertarian (−8.0)
DYSThis user is Dyslexic.
 This user is right-handed.
 This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.
 This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon.
  This user is an atheist.
File:FirstCrusade.jpg This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion.
soulThis user does not believe in a human soul or spirit.
This user survived Catholic school!
 This user prefers the metric system.
ipa-0 This user does not really understand the International Phonetic Alphabet, but would like to learn.
 
This user supports protection of the environment.
  This user understands biological evolution.
BIOThis user's favourite subject is Biology.
  This user is interested in Fossils.
  This user is interested in Paleontology.
  This user has a keen interest in physics.
  This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.


evol-4 This user is absolutely certain of the theory of evolution.
' This user does not believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, but agrees it is as likely as creationism.
EAC This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. Booga booga!
 
This user is interested in geopolitics.
  This user dislikes Bush.
  This user opposes the Iraq War and advocates immediate troop withdrawal.
  This user supports the European Union.
This user is in favour of EU integration, including – but not limited to – the euro.
  This user is in favour of EU enlargement.
  This user supports the peaceful reunification of the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland.
 This user takes the symbolism of the Flag of Ireland, of reconciliation between nationalism and unionism, seriously.
  This user is against imperialism.
  This user supports the independence of Kurdistan.
  This user supports the independence of Palestine.
  This user believes in a two-state solution to the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict.  

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  This user is opposed to the House of Saud.
 

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This user supports the independence or cession of the fifteen British overseas territories. (Ang, Berm, BAT, BIOT, BVI, Cayman, Falkland, Gibr, Monts, Pitcairn, St Helena, SGSSI, TCI, WSBA/ESBA)
 
This user supports independence for Puerto Rico.
 
  This user supports the independence of Southern Sudan.
  This user supports the independence of Tibet.
  This user supports the independence of Tamil Eelam.
  This user supports the independence of Darfur and an end to the genocide in the region committed by the Janjaweed against its indigenous population.
  This user supports the independence of Western Sahara (SADR).
  This user supports the independence of the Basque Country.
 
Aragón ye Nazión
This user supports the independence of Aragon.
  This user supports the independence of Catalonia.
  This user supports the independence of Chechnya.
  This user supports the independence of Kosova.
  This user supports the independence of Montenegro.
  This user supports the independence of Quebec.
  This user is an Irish Republican.
  This user supports the independence of Scotland.
  This user supports the independence of Wales.
  This user supports the independence of West Papua (RWP).
  This user memorializes Rhodesia .
  This user supports international recognition of Somaliland
  This user supports international recognition of Sealand .
  This user supports peaceful re-unification of Cyprus.
  This user supports the independence of New Caledonia.
  This user supports the independence of French Polynesia.
File:Flag of Bougainville aliasd.svg This user supports the independence of Bougainville.
File:Homeland-Security.gif This user supports the rights of all people to violently resist colonization and imperialism.
Grn This user supports the Irish Green Party
Lab This user supports the Irish Labour Party
SNP This user supports the Scottish National Party.
PC This user supports Plaid Cymru.
MK This user supports Mebyon Kernow.
 This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.
 This user is interested in the ancient Celts.
 This user is interested in
Ancient Egypt.
 This user is interested in
Ancient Greece
 This user is interested in ancient Rome.
 This user is interested in Chinese history.
 This user is interested in Japanese history.
 This user is interested in Ancient Anatolia.
  This user is interested in his or her family history.
 This user is interested in the
Russian Revolution.
 This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945). 
 This user is interested in the history of the Cold War. 
This user is interested in their local history.


 This user is interested in architecture.
  This user is interested in astronomy.
 This user is interested in space sciences.
 This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.
This user is interested in the Modernist period.
 This user is interested in flags and emblems.
 This user is interested in maps.
 "Know thy Enemy, but in knowing him, Know thy self." – [[Sun Tzu, The Art of War (Paraphrase) ]]
 This user reads science fiction.
 This user enjoys reading science fiction.
 This user's hero is Isaac Asimov.
 This user enjoys the works of Arthur C. Clarke.
This user's personal hero is Carl Sagan.
 This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.
 Big Brother is watching this user.
LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films.
 This user loves using Google Earth.
 This user loves calculators.
 
Pi ≈ 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 86104 54326 64821 33936 07260 24914 12737 24587 00660 63155 81748 81520 92096 28292 54091 71536 43678 92590 36001 13305 30548 82046 65213 84146 95194 15116 09...
This user's deviation is standard. 
This user is pretty sure that he is an outlier compared to everybody else. 
 This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.
 This user is interested in the military.
 This user is interested in military aircraft and their history.
  This user is interested in String Theory.


 This user uses LimeWire.
 This user is addicted to video games.
 This user prefers to play games on a PC.
 This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
λThis user plays Half-Life 2.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
RCTThis user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.
CIVThis user loves to play Civilization.
 
This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.
EVEThis user plays EVE Online.
TS Dis gweld es frotogé, en a wooka-dis now!
SC3KThis user enjoys playing SimCity 3000 or SimCity 3000 Unlimited.
Deus ExThis user wears sunglasses during night operations.
fan-2This user loves the computer or video game Star Trek: Birth of the Federation.
fan-2This user loves the computer or video game Counter-Strike: Source.
fan-2This user loves the computer or video game Imperium Galactica II.
fan-2This user loves the computer or video game Rome: Total War.
DEThis user thinks Deus Ex is the best game ever.
HWThis user thinks Homeworld is the best game ever.
OFPThis user thinks Operation Flashpoint is the best game ever.


fan-2This user is a big fan of the computer or video game character Dr. Gordon Freeman.
fan-1This user is a fan of the computer or video game character Alyx Vance.
fan-2This user is a big fan of the computer or video game character JC Denton.
fan-1This user is a fan of the computer or video game character Tommy Vercetti.
fan-1This user is a fan of the computer or video game character Jake Logan.
FarThis user watches Farscape.
BSG This user is a fan of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series.
fan
trekkie
trekker
This user is a Star Trek fan, but refuses to be labeled as a Trekkie/Trekker.
 This user is a Doctor Who fan.
 This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets in the Milky Way Galaxy.
 This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets in the Pegasus Galaxy.
  "Jaffa, KREE!"
 This user supports the Babylon Project.
 This user is a captive on the Satellite of Love.
TZThis user was once trapped in
The Twilight Zone.
 This user is a fan of
Captain Scarlet
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1This user thinks
Thunderbirds are GO!
8/108 out of 10 cats said, "This user is brilliant."
MTWThis user likes to Mock the Week.
Ted This user has visited Craggy Island.
 This user is a fan of Blackadder.
FLThis user only likes A Bit of Fry & Laurie.
BBThis user buys their books from Black Books.
TDTThis user gets their news from The Day Today, because fact into doubt won't go.
BEThis user is a fan of Brass Eye.
HIGNFYThis user would vote for the Rt. Hon. Tub of Lard MP
LEA GUEThis user has visited Royston Vasey, And will never leave!
QIThis user is Quite Interesting.
Mr. T This user pities the fool!


XDThis user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.
RDThis user is full of smeg.
  This user is a fan of Monty Python.
 This user demands you
respect my authoritah!
¡This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!
 This user is originally from planet Kashyyyk, but lives on Endor.
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
 Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
DTThis user lives in a house that is Drawn Together with love.
  This user DOES NOT live in a pineapple under the sea.
This user is a heroic Autobot.
JokerThis user promises that no matter what happens, you'll die laughing...
  This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.
newsThe only reality show this user watches is the news.
machThis user watches machinima.
 This user is a mutant.
 This user thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the best science fiction film ever made.
 This user watches Channel 4.
Star
Wars
This user is a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor.
 This user actually liked The Phantom Menace.
STAR WARSThis user is a Star Wars fan.
 This user is interested in The Jedi Order.
My ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is.
ALIEN This user will never look at spaghetti the same way again.
Tron  This user fights on the Game Grid.
Blade Runner This user thinks Blade Runner is one of the best science fiction films ever made.
 This is the dawning of the Age of Colossus
 Jagshemash! This user likes Borat. 
TABak user derka derka derka!
PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
 "Surely this user can't be serious?"
 This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.
 This user knows
"...there is no spoon".
 This user accepts the alias Pink.
 This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.
 This user enjoys rock music.
 This user enjoys punk rock.
 This user appreciates real punk music.
 This user enjoys indie rock.
 This user enjoys heavy metal music.
 This user enjoys electronic music.
RAPThis user enjoys Rap and Hip Hop music.
 This user enjoys reggae.
 This user listens to industrial.
 This user fancies Celtic music.
 This user studies national anthems.
 This user advocates the use of more cowbell.
QueenThis user loves Queen!
band-2This user listens to Rage Against the Machine.
 Dieser Benutzer ist ein Fan von Rammstein.
band-2This user listens to Horslips.
band-2This user listens to Thin Lizzy.
 This user is a caring cat owner.
 This user would like to own one or more dogs.
 This user's favourite animals are the Ants.
 This user scored 2739 on the Wikipediholic test.
 This user provides information using userboxes to contact other Wikipedians with similar interests.
ubxThis user uses userboxes.
 This user thinks that registration should be required to edit articles.
 This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned.
  This user supports the independence of the Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus

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