Human Language
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editIn theory, I am a native English speaker -- however, my facility with English is rather irregular. Of the four parts of language, my skills in writing are by far the best when measured by an academic standard.
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Life on the Alta/Baja border, man | ||
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Maritimes, Newfoundland and Quebec, yah | ||
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I am truly blessed that my family hails from Charleston and New Orleans | ||
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Which ought to be self-evident, from the forgoing data |
Romance
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Spanish (Castellano e idioma de México) | ||
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Haitian (epi Kreyol Lwiziyen) |
Asian
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Cantonese 粵語/粤语 |
Other
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Classical Greek Αρχαία Ελληνική | ||
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Nahuatl (Aztecan) |
Grammar
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Punctuation
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Programming
editNote to world: my usual attitude towards my putative programming skills is "don't ask, don't tell". I developed these skills because they were necessary to the pursuit of other goals. I do not, outside of database development, consider myself to be any sort of programmer. The following is offered for completeness' sake -- except where otherwise noted, assume absolute minimal ability.
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The latter, not the the former | ||
Strange but true | |||
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If I have, oh, say, all the time in the world | ||
For the same reasons I can use Ada | |||
Inevitable result of using programmable calculators | |||
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Extensively -- for fun, even | ||
Very badly, but improving steadily | |||
True to my dinosaur nature, I still use Bourne shell by preference | |||
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This should surprise no one | ||
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With amazing inaccuracy, yes | ||
In my sleep | |||
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Whenever possible | ||
...and anything else of import in life | |||
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You think this page got here by magic? |