' - - Alton//GTM -><>- (born June 18, 1989 in Toronto, Ontario) is a student who is currently attending the University of Toronto studying Computer Engineering. He previously attended Harbord Collegiate Institute for high school. He is also known as Alton, Altron, Altron 6000, Altron 8000, Altron 9000, El Alto, Altino, Altonito, Altino Man, Altino Heat, Alty, Auntie, Alt'n, Zaltan, Jacque Martin, Failtron, Failchrorb, Flailchrorb, Anson, Notla, GigaKabuterimon, GigaTeriyakimon, GTM, GooTuM, GigaTM,GKTM, Chewbacca, Digimoncool, O-beast, Pansy, Omastar, Ivor Bigun, CrAzY LaWyEr, Brocky Leong, Tengyun, Jack Black, Elton John, Alton Chin, and the Wonky Scapebeaver. GTM stands for many things, notably: Gold Teeth Man, GranTurisMo, God's Tiniest Man, Great Thorn Monkeys, Giant Turtle Monster, Gathering The Magic, Ground Test Missile, Green Tree Monkey, Growing Terrain Muncher, Growlithe-Tackling Mantine, Go To Meowth, Gardevoir + Mamoswine, Great Tofu Muffin, Gangrened Toe Mother, Good Trout Maker, Google "Tree Man", and Glau Topic Magic. He is related to the less handsome one, Warren Sit, with which he forms Team Gootobos (Zooboomafoo) with.
- The Joe Song
- Tunak Tunak Tun Song
- The night is young
- Krivokrasov
- Jason Speeza
- Allwight
- Noobsauce
- Very Nice
- Excuse Me
- Smoke some Ganja
- Arfur Chiang
- "bow down to the king chorus"
- Sunami!
- Ahmed-Jama!
- Joes sock smells
- Goose is a Yugioh Cheater
- Raymond likes big butts
- James' a stupid kid
Memories of his childhood, which are probably non-encyclopedic, include, but are not limited to:
- LAO'D
- Look-alikes
- Nosebleeds
- JIE JIE DOH
- Thewinekone
- I LIKE SPICE
- Rare Candies
- L'Hopital's Rule
- Phoenix Wright
- Alton's basement
- Squeeze Theorem
- Explosive Diarrhea
- Vincent owes me $20
- GigaKabuterimon's Realm (If Masked Deramon ever finds this, you should totally come and find me)
- Kirby Super Star and Yoshi's Island
- DIWA, D-wha?, and Project Lanesra
- Hot torrid sex on Monday Night Raw
- Confusing Linda over MSN Messenger
- Promises made to Ken... don't break them!
- Getting drunk on Apple Juice and flying to the moon!
- McDonald's around the corner, Diyar Pizza, and Pizza Pizza
- and now its Bellwood 16 oz Burger and Hero Certified Burgers
- Playing Yu-Gi-Oh cards in Grade 7 and 8... and again in Grade 11
- Playing Pokémon cards in Grade 7 and 8... and again in Grade 11
- Makeover makeover, Makeover makeover, Makeover makeover, MAKEOVER
- Picking up chestnuts and leaving then on the streets so cars can run over them
- Warren struggling (All one player, platform games, including Super Mario Sunshine, Metroid Prime, and Mega Man X Collection)
All of the userboxes to the right are true.
He is a member of many clubs, including:
- Honourary Member of the Harbord Comic Book Club
- RAJC Fanclub - President
- The AllAlone05 Fanclub - President
- Classic 4 - One of 4 members
- ECE 4 - One of 4 members
- Apple Juice Addicts Anonymous (AJAA)- One of 2 members
- "We're right behind you" gang - One of 2 members
- Steven's Creepy Laugh
- Victor's "Not Cool"
- Becky's lolx
- Warren's yawn, followed by other people yawning in succession
- Ken's "I'll take this into consideration when I rule the world!"
