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MiG: Pidgeon
edit| MiG - Pidgeon | |
|---|---|
Plan Drawing of the supposed Aircraft | |
| General information | |
| Other name(s) | МиГ - Голубь |
| Type | Experimental Jet |
| Role | Useless |
| National origin | Soviet - pedia |
| Manufacturer | Midget - Gerbil Aircraft productions |
| Designer | Me Me (Designer) |
| Primary user | None (supected: Wiki-Soviet) |
| Number built | 0 |
| Flights | 0 |
| History | |
| Introduction date | Never |
| Expected | Some time in the future |
| Developed into | 1. Jokes
2. Aircraft themed rubbish bins 3. _targets for shooting practice. |
| Fate | Scrapped |
The Midget-Gerbil MiG - Pidgeon (Russian: Микоян и Гуревич МиГ- Голубь; Wiki reporting name: Pidgeon) is a jet fighter and interceptor aircraft, designed by the Huaxiazidi in the Soviet-pedia. Pidgeon is an archaic, obsolete version of the word Pigeon, this name was chosen as it resembles a pigeon, while being obsolete as well. Its nicknames include: "toilet roll", because its planform resembles the shape of the same name; "Wingless Chicken", due to the shape of its fuselage, and "飞猪", meaning "Flying Pig", in Chinese.
Approximately 0 countries across 0 continents have flown the MiG - Pidgeon, and it still serves no nations zero decades after its first planning. It set no aviation records, becoming the least-produced jet aircraft in aviation history. The prototype has never materialized and hence no maiden flight ever happening.
Design
editThe MiG- Pidgeon was an unsuccessful aircraft combining fighter and interceptor characteristics in a single aircraft. It was a lightweight fighter, achieving nothing even after adding an afterburning turbojet, and is thus comparable to the most model aircrafts in funfair rides. Its basic layout came from numerous other designs; delta-winged aircraft, toilet rolls as well ice cream cones.
Safety record
editThe plane has been plagued by safety problems. Since 2023 more than 1289738921348796231874682713647862310000000 fake civilians have been killed in MiG- Pidgeon accidents, during its virtual simulation testing in maintaining flight , thus the unofficial nickname 'flying Glitch'. Over half of the model aircraft built between 2023 and 2023 were lost to the designer lobbing models at people to see how brittle the aircraft frame was. At least 14 test pilots crashed their remote control variants into the sofas in the offices. Poor maintenance and quality of replacement parts for the model and artificial limbs for the test pilots has been considered to be a factor in this phenomenon. When in oven, the model engine operates very close to its surge line and the ingestion of even a small micro-organism, can lead to an engine surge/seizure and flame out, and an explosion equal to that of very explosive toilet flushing.
Specifications
editGeneral characteristics
- Crew: 1
- Length: 10. m (48 ft 3 in)
- Wingspan: 7. m (23 ft 6 in)
- Height: 4. m (13 ft 5 in)
- Wing area: 23 m2 (250 sq ft)
- Airfoil: root: unknown
- Gross weight: 8,000,0000 kg
- Max takeoff weight: Unknown, as it hasn't been able to.
- Powerplant: Elastic band operated.
Performance
- Maximum speed: Unknown
- Service ceiling: 5m
Armament
- Guns: 0
- Hardpoints: Very Hard all around.
- Rockets: 0
- Missiles: 0
- Bombs: 0
See also
editSimilar aircrafts:
edit- Foo fighter
- X-wing fighter
- Any American made aircraft
- Thomas the Tank Engine