Jeremy Seideman (born July 7, 1979) is an American software engineer who lives in Brooklyn,New York.

Stuff about me

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These users boxes are totally the worst thing I could have ever found. Now I want to use all of them!

Languages

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
USThis user uses American English.
fr-4Cet utilisateur parle français à un niveau comparable à la langue maternelle.
he-1
משתמש זה יכול לתרום ברמה בסיסית של עברית.‏
...This user would like to know all existing languages.
asmThis user can program in assembly language.
CThis user can program in C.
C++This user can program in C++.
COBOLThis user can program in COBOL.
pasThis user can program in Pascal.
PerlThis user is just another Perl hacker.
plThis user can code Prolog.
batThis user can program in Batch.
 
This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
<html>This user can write HTML.
 This user can program in JavaScript.
reThis user writes regular expressions.
XMLThis user can write XML.
xhtmlThis user can write XHTML.
xsltThis user is an XSL Transformations programmer.
prog-NThis user thinks in bytecode and dreams of electric sheep.

computers

 This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
 This user contributes using a laptop.
  This user contributes using a PC.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

I watch way too much tv!

TV, Movies, etc.

 This user politely asks:
Who are you working for?!
 Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
FRA This user is listening.
SEINThis user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!
ATHFThis user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
 This user demands you
respect my authoritah!
H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.
 This user doesn't want a snuffed torch in Survivor.
BSG This user is a fan of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series.
RDThis user is full of smeg.
trekThis user is a Trekker and knows that any real fan is not a Trekkie.
 This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.
 This user is a fan of The Howard Stern Show.
 This user is a subscriber to Sirius Satellite Radio.

Other stuff

 This user is a software engineer.
 This user owns one or more dogs.
 This user plays the guitar.
 This user needs more cowbell.
BSThis user has a Bachelor of Science degree.
MSThis user has a Master of Science degree.

Pages on Wikipeida

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The following are pages that I have written on Wikipedia:

Pages I have edited

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