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...that I don't know either?

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...that Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua?

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...that that that is is that that is not is not is that it it is?

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...that I don't care?

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...that I hate it here?

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This stop sign wants to give you a high five. Do not ignore its offer.

This user has lost their phone charger and would appreciate it if you helped look for it. And, no, they don't know "where they had it last".

Uh oh guys GUYS

This user is stuck in the Suez Canal. Please refrain from spinning violently.

This is a user page, where everything is made up and the points don't matter.

This user page is slippery when wet.

STOP.

Wait a minute. Fill my cup, put some liquor in it.

CAUTION: I have no idea who these two people are and why they keep offering me that green checkmark.

This user found a puzzle piece on the ground and is trying to find out where it goes.

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Please stop having fun. Wikipedia is supposed to be very boring.

This user is a regular and dares you to template them. Go ahead. Do it, sissy.

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This user needs to be thanked often. If they don't, they get cranky and take their anger out on the admins.

Please stop the Jerryfoolery. This is your final warning.

Do you know...

...where Turkey is? Because we certainly don't.

Did you know...

...that people from Georgia swoon often?

This user will accept bribery if offered.

This user remembers Twofingered Typist.

This user has read the entire Leonardo DiCaprio article. Cool, right?

There was once a boring story. This is not it.

Does anyone read these?

Did you know...

...that Caesar should've just been taken outside and shot? Work smarter, not harder.

Did you know...

...that you belong with me?

Did you know...

...that I've got a blank space, and I'll write your name?

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...that I can't help it if you look like an angel?

Did you know...

...that Ohio probably isn't real?

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Do not call the kettle black.
It's brown, doofus. Look again.

Wikipedia is not about winning.
If you somehow do beat it, though, I'll just be impressed.

Two wrongs don't make a right.
Three do.

Don't demolish the house while it's still being built.
Do it after. Bonus points if you record the owner's reaction.

The world will not end tomorrow.
It's gonna end today! I saw a sign! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Edit at your own pace.
If it's slower than the average typing speed, however, you will be vigorously mocked.

Don't come down like a ton of bricks.
Instead, come down like a ton of feathers. Those are lighter.

No, you can't have a pony.
Your father and I didn't make much money this year, so don't expect too many gifts from Santa.

Don't stuff beans up your nose.
Weirdo. I thought that was obvious.

Did you know...

...that James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher?

We Don't Talk About Bruno.
No no no.

The first rule of editing Wikipedia is we don't talk about editing Wikipedia.

Call a spade a spade.
Don't call it a big shovel, either. That's offensive, and it makes the spade feel bad.

Did you know...

...that you can't squeeze blood from a turnip??

Please do not the cat. Your cats appear to constitute disruptive catting and has been uncategorized. If you would like to experiment, please the catbox. Repeated catting may result in the loss of cat privileges. Thank you.

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This user read both Paper Mario: The Origami King Archive 1 and Archive 2 for an hour?

Did you know...

...that our sauces must have depth?

Free digital kitten for you!
Just try to prevent it from reading about itself. You don't want that to happen.

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...O-oh. You did? Nevermind, then...

WARNING!
Saddam is not a chimp.

This is your last warning. The next time you vandalise Wikipedia, you will be shot.

This user remembers Thibbs.

Hey guys?

Where's the blueprints for this user page?

Did you know...

that you got me feeling like it's Sunday?

Did you know...

that there are way too many love songs?
and I think they've got it all wrong, but I won't act on that per WP:CRYSTALBALL.

WOWZA!
You can't say that on Wikipedia! You better turn yourself in to make it easier on us.

Wait, hold on.

This warning message is missing it's stop sign graphic. Have you seen it?

What the-
This message was going to say something funny but I got distracted by this stop sign graphic I found on the ground. Do you know where it goes?

Heads up!
This cat is running from the vet. You can help by suppressing the cat.

Oh no! My beans!
Fastily spilled his coffee beans. You can help by assuming good faith that this was an accident, and cleaning them up.

WARNING
hey friend what's up. welcome to wikipedia :)

Stop beating the dead horse.
You should turn it into glue instead.

Did you know...

...that I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...?

Did you know...

...that WP:STORY is absolutely crazy?

An editor thinks something might be wrong with this page. They can't be bothered to fix it, but can rest assured that they've done their encyclopedic duty by sticking on a tag.
Please allow this tag to languish indefinitely at the top of the page, since nobody knows exactly what the tagging editor was worked up about. (May 1895)

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The lunatics are on the grass.
You can help by keeping the loonies on the path.

Ding! Thanks for playing Wikipedia. Unfortunately, you just got pwned because you're a boneheaded moron. See Wikipedia:Complete bollocks.
GAME OVER.
Sorry, you lose, homeboy. Better luck next time

You probably aren't reading this part, so it really doesn't matter what we say here. More to the point, if you haven't bothered to read every single policy and essay on Wikipedia, including the ones that contradict each other, then it is really your own fault and you should be ashamed of yourself. We don't have time to explain; it is up to you to find and read them all. And if you ever create the article again, then we will smack you with our banhammer and make you put big orange boxes all over your user page while you beg for your "edit this page" button to start working again. Face it, everyone will know you were caught and are a loser. Don't even think about it.

Click here to grovel pathetically at us, so we can all have a good laugh.

If you've had this nice red box slap you in the face, feel free to go and tell all your friends that Wikipedia is full of killjoy nazis. Hey, why not set up an attack page or two, while you're at it?

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These are the randomly generated banners that appear on my talk page. Most of them are kind of funny but at the end of the day, I'm wasting my time by adding more.

If you would like this generator on your talk page (or on any of your user pages for that matter), place {{User:Panini!/Talk Page Banners}} on the page. Keep in mind that new banners will be continuously added.

Add Your Own!

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If you so care to, you can add your own banners! Add as many as you'd like. It would be interesting to see all sorts of banners that I didn't create be displayed on my talk page. You will not be paid nor thanked for your efforts. Some ground rules:

What is not allowed

Content that isn't funny: The Twofingered Typist and Thibbs memories are exceptions because I miss them. Also, refrain from including controversial and opinionated statements; this is a mere gag, not a collection of userboxes. (Rule A)
Content that isn't family-friendly: No crass jokes or making fun of people's mothers. This is all in good fun and I want it to be presentable. (Rule B)
Callouts to me or other specific users: Although I like banners like these (I'm a sucker for attention), it's my goal for this template to be used by others. In that case, any banners added should be generalized and not specific to anyone in particular. "This user" banners are allowed as long as no specific user is mentioned, or pertains to a very niche selection of users. (Rule C)

What is allowed

Popular culture references: Although I usually don't get them, and as a comedic purist I actively despise them, I understand a lot of folks on this site love that stuff. Have fun with it!
Jokes that pertain to a specific part of Wikipedia + on-wiki inside jokes: As long as you properly link them (context) they should be fine.