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LOGO-3This user is an advanced LOGO programmer.
FIRST-2This user is an intermediate FIRST programmer.
HTML-2This user is an intermediate HTML user.
Java-4This user is an expert Java programmer.
Grek-2
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This user has an intermediate understanding of the Greek alphabet.
Cyrl-1
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This user has a basic understanding of the Cyrillic script.
ESTThis user's time zone is EST.
 This user is interested in
World War II
 
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Without racism, prejudice or discrimination, the world will be a much better place. Someday I hope that the world will be like that.  
teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
 This user cannot drive, but is planning to learn how to.
sis This user has a little sister
 This user would like to be a teacher.
ubx-nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes.
sibs-3This user has 3 younger sisters.
 This user is a Libran.
 This user is female.
libThis user is a liberal.
 This user is interested in ghosts.
Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.
 This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.
-xenThis user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.
  Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me.
 This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.
 This user is happy.
 This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH!
 This user is one of an infinite number of "monkeys" editing Wikipedia right now.
 This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.
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This user likes banging on the keyboard.
 This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.
oopsThis user frite quequently uses spoonerisms.
Scigirl543This user is
Scigirl543 and thinks you should be, too.*
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1, 2, 3...This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it.
gkThis user is a geek.
 This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.


 This user is a mad scientist.
 It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music.
 This user was born on September 26.
  This user wishes everyone here a very happy holiday, be it Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Dong Zhi, Yaldā, Yule, or something else, and a happy and prosperous New Year for 2025.
 這個用戶認為漢字簡化並無增添或破壞漢字之美。
这个用户认为汉字简化并无增添或破坏汉字之美。
This user thinks that simplification neither ruined nor increased the beauty of Chinese characters.
26This user's favorite number is 26.
 This user's name is not George Dinkel. Or John Harris, for that matter. And, now that you mention it, this user's name isn't Gene Baker either.
This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.Existent
Fantastic Brain This user can't stop thinking.
 This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.
 This user is of Slovak ancestry.
 This user identifies as a femme.
 This user is a bi female.
 This user identifies as pansexual. 
 This user identifies as polyamorous.
PG

This user is a supporter of Polygamy.

NEW
LIFE
This user needs and wishes they had a life.

Writing Systems

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This user knows several Kanji.

This user knows the Hiragana alphabet.

This user knows the Katakana alphabet.

This user is somewhat familiar with the Devanagari alphabet,

This user has an intermediate understanding of the Greek alphabet.

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 Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby.
 This user has a page at Wikiquote
 This user has a page on Wikibooks.
 This user has a page on Wiktionary.
WPC This user will get around to being a member of the Wikipedian Procrastination Club
 
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
 This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.
 "It is awfully hard to be b-b-brave, when you are a very small user."
 This user loves solving Wikifun riddles.
 This user spends far too much time editing their user page.
 This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.
 This user scored 5309 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 146543311).
 This user clicks on Random article way too often.
 The English Wikipedia has 6,930,282 articles.
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typo
This user is a member of the Wikipedia Typo Team.
HPThis user is a participant in the
Harry Potter Task Force.
UBXThis user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! or else...

Political

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 This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.

Hobbies

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 This user enjoys writing.
 This user writes poetry.
 This user is interested in linguistics.
 This user is interested in
World War II
 這用戶對中華文化感興趣。
这用户对中华文化感兴趣。
This user is interested in Chinese culture.
 This user is interested in his or her family history.
 This user is interested in drama and acting.
 This user is an art lover.
This user is part of FIRST Robotics Team: The Octochargers 2002
  This user is interested in String Theory.
 This user enjoys rifle shooting.
 This user is a recreational runner.
 This user is a track runner.
 This user is a footballer.

Dancing

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 This user enjoys dancing.
 This user enjoys swing dancing.
 This user enjoys ballet dancing.
 This user enjoys ballroom dancing.
 This user enjoys salsa dancing.

Measurements

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met?This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.
ft-lbThis user uses American Measurements.
 This user prefers the metric system.

Music

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 This user is an audiophile.
 This user likes all types of music.

Reading

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 This user is a bibliophile.
  This user enjoys reading anything.
 This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.
 This user enjoys reading poetry.
HPThis user is a Harry Potter fan.
G This user is a Gryffindor.
Narnia This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia.
 This user reads science fiction.
 This user is a book lover.
  This user enjoys reading almost anything.
 This user enjoys reading short stories.
HDMThis user loves His Dark Materials. And is Dusty too, by the way..
 This user enjoys reading magazines.

Grammar

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. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
 This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.
theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.
ANAL 5This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.
whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
“…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

Miscellany

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This user was born in the year of the Monkey. 
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.
 This user was born on 26th September.
  To this user, Pluto is and always will be a planet.
!=This user believes that 0.99999... does NOT equal 1.
 
This user maintains a Facebook profile.
1+1=10This user likes binary.
5+5=10This user likes decimal.
 This user's favorite roller coaster is The Phantom's Revenge at Kennywood Park, which this user has ridden countless times.
SelloutThis user watches the Super Bowl for the ads.

Food

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  This user eats food.
 This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
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