Soda Ex Machina

I haven't created any pages of bowing-worthy notability, I haven't saved anything from certain doom, I'm basically just a freakish lurker with polychromatic hair.

I'm a bit thirsty.

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ASThis user has Asperger syndrome.

es-2Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

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This user is a high school student.

LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

met?This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

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gtr-1This user is a novice guitarist.

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ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user is an Anglophile.

This user is of German ancestry.

This user is of Irish ancestry.

A	This user was adopted.

This user is a thespian, and shouldn't be wished "good luck".

*_*This user loves anime.

*_*This user loves manga.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user enjoys writing.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

LOTR	This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series and film trilogy, but not the 1978 animated film.

R	This user is a Ravenclaw.

This user enjoys comics.

MAGAZINEThis user has had their work published in a magazine.

This user is the DeviantArt deviant known as wrathofsqueeky .

This user uses Ares Galaxy.

WinXPRegretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

V	This user is a vegetarian.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user eats sushi.

If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day.

You better keep your hands off my peeps!

This user drinks tea.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

An Adventurer is this User.

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THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.

This user wants to believe,
but verifiability is policy.

BB	This user is on a mission from God.

This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm (toastedcandybar).

This user is a
Dark Lord of the Sith.

BOS	This user is a Boston Red Sox fan.

This user is interested in Japanese history.

This user is interested in Gothic literature.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user is bisexual, not confused.

馬This user was born in the year of the Horse.

This user lives in New England.

CF	This user is childfree.

This user is interested in environmentalism.

…This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

This user is a Pirate. Arrr!

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