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editHey! This moribund[citation needed] page is hidden! What are you doing here?
- This page has been vandalized. And you also have no monobook.css file. —Wknight94 (talk) 03:49, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- Zounds! I've been boarded! Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc? 04:23, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- I was going to ask if you had a monobook.css which could be causing your infobox issues - then figured I'd look for myself. Found this instead and couldn't resist... —Wknight94 (talk) 10:43, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- I not only don't have a monobook.css file, I don't even know what that is. Meanwhile, I wondered how long it would take for someone to find the Secret Passage. >:) Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc? 11:28, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- I found it too! Ed Fitzgerald (unfutz) (talk / cont) 19:30, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- It's a way to set your own CSS - visible only to you. You could definitely do simple things like change fonts and colors but you might even be able to change layout like you were seeing. I haven't looked very close at how they lay out pages here but if they follow web standards closely, there's little limit to how much you can change things. CSS Zen Garden is a great example of the power of CSS and web standards. —Wknight94 (talk) 19:38, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- I not only don't have a monobook.css file, I don't even know what that is. Meanwhile, I wondered how long it would take for someone to find the Secret Passage. >:) Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc? 11:28, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- I was going to ask if you had a monobook.css which could be causing your infobox issues - then figured I'd look for myself. Found this instead and couldn't resist... —Wknight94 (talk) 10:43, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- Zounds! I've been boarded! Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc? 04:23, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
"Keep it secret, Keep it safe." - Gandalf said that, apparently his wishes were not kept in this case. Blackngold29 02:07, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
- Random Micro§oft $pam for you! Have a nice day. §hep • ¡Talk to me! 00:01, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
I found it too, yay. :)Wannabe Wiki (talk) 09:29, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
- The above user, unfortunately, landed in the sock drawer. Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc? 02:36, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
I FOUND IT! Soxwon (talk) 03:01, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
To answer your question, I'm not entirely sure. --Pwnage8 (talk) 01:42, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
It was hided, but I founded it! KV5 • Squawk box • Fight on! 17:00, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
- This is getting to be the poorest-kept secret since Area 51. :\ Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc? 20:11, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
Just came by to report that thanks to you,[1] I'm on day three of having Janice Joplin's Me and Bobby McGee stuck in my head. You punning bastahd! -- Kendrick7talk 21:31, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
- Always glad to be of service. :) Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc? 21:43, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
I hope you don't think this is inappropriate but I was hoping to speak with you off-wiki. I can be contacted here: writetoomee@yahoo.com. I hope to hear from you.
- I don't do e-mails with anons. Or hardly with anyone else, unless there's money in it for me. :) Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc? 07:55, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
- Of course there's money in it for you! All you have to do is send $2,500 in administrative fees to my address in Nigeria, and I'll start the process of getting your money for you ASAP... —Wknight94 (talk) 11:15, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
- Well, I'll consult my lawyer... oh, wait, I already used that one today. :) Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc? 14:06, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
- Wow! I finally found yer hidden page! Mission accomplished! :-) It was right there in plain sight; I don't see why it took me so long to stumble upon it...
BTW, if you still need a laywer, I've got a few of them in my family. My cuz's mother is an attorney, and my uncle's a judge. Y'know, I'm sure they'd vouch for you, as long as you hadn't gotten into trouble before. ;-) — Cinemaniac (talk • contribs) 17:05, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
- "As long as I hadn't gotten into trouble before..." Ya see, there's always a catch. :( Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc? 17:12, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
- Well, a significant wad of cash wouldn't be a bad hook. :) — Cinemaniac (talk • contribs) 17:21, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
- That's how I got into trouble. :( Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc? 17:22, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
- What's that, sir? You've been offering people bribes? *pause* How much? =) — Cinemaniac (talk • contribs) 17:29, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
- No, I went to the slammer for 7 years for bank robbery. They never found the money, though. One day I got a letter from the wife: "I'm going to dig up the back yard and plant a garden." I wrote her back, "Don't dig up the back yard!" She wrote back, "The FBI was here today and dug up the back yard." I wrote back, "Now you can plant a garden!" Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc? 17:58, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
- Then she sent you a nice cake filled with garden-grown carrots, celery and lettuce wrapped around a sharp titanium Acme Monobook.css file. —— Shakescene (talk) 10:28, 17 September 2010 (UTC)
- No, I went to the slammer for 7 years for bank robbery. They never found the money, though. One day I got a letter from the wife: "I'm going to dig up the back yard and plant a garden." I wrote her back, "Don't dig up the back yard!" She wrote back, "The FBI was here today and dug up the back yard." I wrote back, "Now you can plant a garden!" Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc? 17:58, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
- What's that, sir? You've been offering people bribes? *pause* How much? =) — Cinemaniac (talk • contribs) 17:29, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
- That's how I got into trouble. :( Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc? 17:22, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
- Well, a significant wad of cash wouldn't be a bad hook. :) — Cinemaniac (talk • contribs) 17:21, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
- "As long as I hadn't gotten into trouble before..." Ya see, there's always a catch. :( Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc? 17:12, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
- Wow! I finally found yer hidden page! Mission accomplished! :-) It was right there in plain sight; I don't see why it took me so long to stumble upon it...
- Well, I'll consult my lawyer... oh, wait, I already used that one today. :) Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc? 14:06, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
- Of course there's money in it for you! All you have to do is send $2,500 in administrative fees to my address in Nigeria, and I'll start the process of getting your money for you ASAP... —Wknight94 (talk) 11:15, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
found it good pic for it to Confront (talk) 09:32, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
- Hmm - guess I should have taken that left turn at Albakoiky pablohablo. 11:49, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
- I'm pretty sure beaches aren't in caves. Nikkimaria (talk) 13:55, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
Hey! how did this page escape the recent MfD secret page purge? -- Ϫ 06:28, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
- Maybe because it's not sufficiently hidden to count as "hidden"? ←Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc? carrots→ 08:15, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
- Or perhaps it's too well hidden! -- Ϫ 08:24, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
- There actually was an MfD about this specific page, more than a year ago,[2] which was rejected. ←Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc? carrots→ 08:55, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
- Or perhaps it's too well hidden! -- Ϫ 08:24, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
A young adult female wikignome sneaks in the room, then runs out, with a high-pitched "Hello!" giggled quite loudly. --I dream of horses (T) @ 00:32, 20 April 2010 (UTC)
- Nay, I say. :) ←Baseball Bugs What's up, Doc? carrots→ 01:12, 20 April 2010 (UTC)
Blame User:Uncle G For this one. Found it on a RfA and this was used as an example for a PROD. :D--intelati1(Call) 19:03, 16 September 2010 (UTC)
- I guess this is sufficiently non-sekrit to count as guestbook. And they are safe for now. [citation needed] ϢereSpielChequers 22:52, 18 September 2010 (UTC)
Have a good day [3]! schyler (talk) 18:53, 24 December 2010 (UTC)
BOLDLY DEFYING WP:MYSPACE:
edit1. PERSONAL WEB PAGE
editMy Space
editFace Book
editBook Face
editLinked In
editWeb Site
editWeb Host
editBlog
editDear Diary:
Whuzup?
Wicky
editSocial Networking
editHey, anybody!
Amusement
editI heard this great new joke today:
- Frick: I crossed an elephant with a rhino.
- Frack: What did you get?
- Frick: Elephino!
2. DIRECTORY
edit“Eh...What's up, Doc?”
“No, What's on 2nd;
“The other team's Up.”
3. FILE STORAGE AREA
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4. DATING SERVICE
editSee also:
editCalendar, Gregorian calendar, Julian calendar, Julian day, French Republican Calendar, palm date, radiocarbon dating, Hebrew calendar, Liturgical year, Iranian calendars, Aztec calendar, Islamic calendar, Buddhist calendar, January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, Ramadan, Muharram, Brumaire, Fructidor, Ventôse, Thermidor, Adar, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Ides, Eid, Nones, Lady Day (to be distinguished from Lady Day), Quarter days, Sidereal year, Epoch, Lunar month, Tết
5. MEMORIAL
editBeneath This Stone Lies Lester More
Took Six Slugs From a Forty-Four
No Les
No More