OrGadol

My name is Antonio. Everything else about me I will tell you with userboxes. /The Basics

The Basics

This user is male.

teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.

This user is proud to be Puerto Rican

This user is of Sephardi Jewish ancestry.

This user is a swimmer.

This user is heterosexual.

This user is not a biological parent.

This user considers themselves self-educated.

IBThis user is a student that currently attends the IB Diploma Programme.

1+1=3

This user dislikes narrow-minded behaviour.

VThis user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

This user pretends ignorance and stupidity for tactical reasons.

This user is not afraid of being wrong.

This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.

This user does NOT get along with his/her digestive system.

This user has asthma.

This user has brown eyes.

This user is right-handed.

This user lives in the
United States of America.

This user lives in the
U.S. State of Texas.

This user lives in or hails from Dallas.

[]	This user's favourite colour is black.

This user wishes they had a girlfriend.

RH →This user is right-side dominant.

sibs-0This user is an only child on their mother's side.

Time

This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

It is 00:32:22 on December 14, 2024, according to the server's time and date.

This user is nocturnal.

This user lived in Phanerozoic eon Cenozoic era Quaternary period Holocene epoch

UTC-6This user's time zone is UTC-6.

My Music

This user is a musician.

This user plays their music in the bass clef.

This user is an audiophile.

This user knows advanced
music theory.

This user plays the bass guitar.

This user plays the piano.

This user plays the synthesizer.

This user plays the djembe.

This user plays the bongos.

This user likes most types of music.

This user enjoys listening to real metal.

This user appreciates progressive rock.

This user appreciates real punk music.

This user enjoys ska.

This user enjoys reggae.

This user is doomed to love goth music.

60sThis user is a fan of Sixties music.

This user enjoys psychedelic rock.

This user enjoys folk music.

This user enjoys hip hop music.

This user listens to industrial.

This user enjoys klezmer.

This user enjoys classical music.

This user listens to World Music.

This user is interested in Flamenco

This user is tired of reggaetón.

This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless
Country Music is eliminated.^†

STFThis user owns a copy of Bad Religion's Stranger than Fiction.

TGRThis user owns a copy of Bad Religion's The Gray Race.

KEAThis user owns a copy of Metallica's Kill 'Em All.

TDSThis user owns a copy of Nine Inch Nails' The Downward Spiral.

SDThis user owns a copy of Social Distortion's self-titled album.

LCRThis user owns a copy of Suicidal Tendencies' Lights... Camera... Revolution!.

BIBThis user owns a copy of AC/DC's Back in Black.

My Religion

✡This user is a Jew.

This user is a Conservadox Jew.

This user observes Shabbat.

כשרות

This user is learning to keep Kosher.

This user was born on Iyyar 27th, 5753.

Hebr-3
ש‎This user has an advanced understanding of the Hebrew alphabet.

This user ties their own tzitzis.

This user makes kiddush on Shabbat and Yom Tov.

This user believes in the premise of theistic evolution.

This user, based on evidence and current consensus, thinks that the Universe began with a bang.

This user believes that Santa
is a misspelling of Satan.

This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.

This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon.

This user is interested in religion as a metaphysical or theological phenomenon.

This user is interested in issues related to religious pluralism.

This user is interested in Abrahamic religions.

✡This user is interested in Judaism.

This user is interested in Christianity.

This user is interested in Roman Catholicism.

This user is interested in Eastern Christianity.

This user is interested in Anglicanism.

This user is interested in the Bible.

This user is a Bible reader.

This user knows about ignosticism, the belief that the existence of God is not a useful topic of discussion.

GodThis user believes in God.

This user believes the world is a happier, safer and saner place because of religion.

This user has experienced a vision or theophany.

General Politics

This user is interested in politics.

RLThis user is on the religious left.

This user is anti-abortion and pro-choice.^‡

This user believes in the separation of religion and state.*

This user is against the war on drugs.

This user wants to stop
global warming.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user believes the use of alarmist tactics by the Green Movement has obstructed the fulfillment of its original goals.

This user regards Colony Collapse Disorder as a serious problem.

This user supports public transit.

This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change.

This user knows that genetically modified food has saved over a billion lives, and that all agriculture is "genetic modification", what we do today is just faster.

This user doesn't like Nazis.

This user supports
universal health care.

viva	This user supports the Consistent Life Ethic.

EuThis user does NOT support euthanasia and is strongly opposed to all forms of eugenics.

YRThis user supports youth rights.

This user opposes the use of capital punishment.

This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.

This user opposes gun control for civilians but supports gun control for the military and police forces and thinks gun ownership by anyone is a Bad Thing.

This male user supports feminism.

This user believes in the separation of religion and state.*

This user is against compulsory state sanctioned prayer in public schools.

This user finds censorship offensive.

This user opposes Imperialism.

This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.

This user doesn't believe in the ownership of culture and knowledge.

This user is against monarchy.

This user is against involuntary military service.

This user believes in
Democracy without elections.^†

This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*

This user is an omnivore.

Wikipedia is not censored.

This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke.

This user opposes racism and admires Malcolm X and Martin Luther King.

USA Politics

This User Believes that the USA is indeed a Global Empire.

This user supports the Red & Anarchist Action Network.

G.O.P.This user believes the Republican Party has been hijacked by neocons

X	This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat.

This user is trying to leave the United States of America.

This user says, "Who you calling an 'illegal immigrant', Pilgrim?!"

This user recognizes the right of Iraqis to resist occupation.

"Mission Accomplished"This user knows today is the 7898th day since the declaration of Mission Accomplished in Iraq.

This user does not support the troops in Iraq.

This user voted None of the above in the 2008 US Presidential election.

Anarchism

This user identifies as an Anarchist.

This user is an Anarchist who believes capitalism is incompatible with the principles of Anarchism.

This user seeks to dismantle private property and abolish wage-slavery.

This user supports the Free Territory Makhnowia a.k.a. Anarchist Ukraine, but is not a Platformist.

This user supports the Zapatista Army of National Liberation.

MAMThis user supports the Movement Against the Monarchy.

This user is a libertarian socialist.

This user advocates Workplace democracy and Workers' self management.

?This user doesn't understand why there are anarcho-primitivists who drink water.

This user believes that both capitalism and state socialism are inherently unjust systems that concentrate most wealth and power in the hands of a few, and that humans can do better.

This user wonders how this can be a free country when everything is for sale.

This user is a pareconist.

This user thinks he would have had a blast with Alexander Berkman.

If this user can't dance with Emma Goldman, he doesn't want to be in your revolution.

Independence Movements

This user supports the Free Territory Makhnowia a.k.a. Anarchist Ukraine, but is not a Platformist.

This user supports the independence of the Basque Country.

This user supports the independence of Cornwall.

This user supports the reunification of the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland.^‡32

This user thinks that the Macedonia naming dispute is plain stupid and therefore refuses to refer to this country as FYROM.

This user supports the independence of Nagorno-Karabakh.

This user supports Scottish independence.

This user supports the independence of Taiwan and a Republic of Taiwan.

This user supports the independence of Wales.

This user supports the restoration of the Spanish Republic.

This user supports Quebec independence.

Sports

This user enjoys the events that unfold in the FIFA World Cup.
Bring on 2026!

This user is a Beitar Jerusalem F.C. fan.

This user is a fan of Israeli football.

NYYThis user is a fan of the
New York Yankees

DALThis user is a fan of the
Dallas Stars

Comedy

This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.

BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

OThis user is a fan of Observational comedy.

SUThis user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

fan-3This user thinks that Lewis Black is the greatest comedian of all time.

Wikipedia:Babel

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

es-2Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.

he-0משתמש זה אינו מבין עברית (או מבין אותה בקשיים ניכרים).‏

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Miscellaneous

This user is interested in beauty.

This user is interested in the British Isles.

This user is a citizen of
Black Rock City.

This user is interested in their family history.

This user is interested in flags and emblems.

This user is interested in law.

This user is interested in economics.

This user loves knowledge.

This user is interested in
numismatics.

This user is interested in political science.

This user is interested in geopolitics.

This user is an art lover.

XDThis user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

This user prefers black-and-white photography.

This user plays German-style board games.

This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.

Literature

This user is a fan of
Robert Anton Wilson.
Fnord!

This user enjoys the works of George Orwell.

1.618... This user is under the influence of Philip K. Dick.

This user reads the works of
L. Frank Baum
under all his many names!

This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".

Quoth this user, "Nevermore."

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user thinks the book A Clockwork Orange is horrorshow.

Narnia

This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

ASoIaFThis user is reading A Song of Ice and Fire and considers it a fine example of high fantasy.

This user is a Stark.
Winter is Coming

Film

This user knows that Terry Gilliam
is enfant terrible, le grand auteur, and python magnifique. ^†

This user enjoys films.

This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.

Indies

This user is a huge fan of small films.

Jagshemash! This user likes Borat.

This user always respects
the Departed.

Clue	This user killed Yvette. This user hated her... so... much... It- It... the f-- It... Flame... Flames. Flames... On the side of my face... Breathing... Breathle-- Heaving breaths... Heaving...

V	This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!

This user will fight in the shade.

Never Ending StoryThis user has visited Fantasia.

STAR WARSThis user is a Star Wars fan.

LOTR	This user loves The Lord of the Rings, just the film trilogy, not the books.

Television

This user has a television set.

This user prefers cable television over satellite television.

This user's TV service provider is Spectrum.

DIRTY
JOBSThis user knows it's a
dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

HThis user believes that everybody lies.

ICAThis user liked the original Iron Chef better than Iron Chef America.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

nip/tuckThis user wants to know what you don't like about yourself.

Scrubs

This user's inner monologue is tired of being called a girl's name.

This user likes to hear that viewer discretion is advised.

This user is a fan of Law & Order.L&O

This user is a fan of Law & Order: Criminal Intent.CI

MoeThis user wants someone to check the Men's Room for a Hugh Jass.

KNDThis user will jump to action when somebody shouts:
"Kids Next Door, Battle Stations!"

This user demands you
respect my authoritah!

¡This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!

70sThis user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass.

This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.

CThis user watches
The Colbert Report.

TDSThis user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

$ ¥
€ £This user believes that the profit motive makes network news reporting inaccurate and biased. ^†

KDFW
FoxThis user is a viewer of KDFW Fox 4 in Dallas/Fort Worth.

Food

כשרותThis user keeps Kosher.

ORGThis user would rather eat
organic food
than tampered-with food

This user is a carnivore.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user is currently on
a seefood diet. ^†

23.8This user's body mass index
is 23.8

This user largely subsists on cold leftover pizza and credits this diet for their health & success in life.

This user prefers cheesesteaks with provolone.

This user would have liked Green Eggs and Ham, but will not eat them due to religious dietary laws.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user eats bagels.

This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can.

This user loves to eat beef.

This user eats steak.

This user drinks Ovaltine.

This user takes his/her coffee with 5 creams and 5 sugars.

This user drinks Coca-Cola

C₂H₅OH-1This user drinks relatively infrequently. they are probably the better for it.

History

This user is interested in history.

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in the ancient Celts.

This user is interested in
Ancient Egypt.

This user is interested in
Ancient Israel.

This user is interested in the Romantic period.

This user once wanted to be like Joan of Arc but then read how the story ended.

This user is interested in the Vietnam War.

This user is interested in the
Russian Revolution.

This user knows that American Independence occured on July 2, 1776.

This user greatly admires and respects Thomas Jefferson for inspiring revolutions around the world.

This user is interested in the
Middle Ages

Computer

@This user can be reached by email at orgadol91@gmail.com.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is voxpopuli523.

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

This user prefers to use Wikipedia over Citizendium, or any other online encyclopedia.

This user maintains a blog at Just Jewish..

This user uses WordPress.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

TWThis user's Internet service provider is Time Warner.

This user contributes using GIMP.

This user uses LimeWire.

This user contributes using
Internet Explorer.

XPThis user uses Windows XP.

This user uses Windows Vista.

This user uses Microsoft Windows under duress.

OfficeThis user is using
Microsoft Office XP or higher.

intel
insideThis user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Pentium II microprocessor.

BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm ('orgadol91').

JavaThis user can program in Java.