Translation:Catullus 33

by Catullus

Literal English Translation	Original Latin	Line
Cleverest of all thieves at the baths, father Vibennius and you his profligate son, for the father has a dirtier right-hand, but the son has a more voracious anus: off with you into banishment and the dismal regions, since the father's plunderings are known to all the world, and, son, you cannot sell your hairy bottom for an As.	Ō fūrum optime balneāriōrum Vibennī pater, et cinaede fīlī, (Nam dextrā pater inquinātiōre, cūlō fīlius est vorāciōre) cūr nōn exilium malāsque in ōrās ītis, quandoquidem patris rapīnae nōtae sunt populō, et natīs pilōsās, fīlī, nōn potes asse vēnditāre?	33.1 33.2 33.3 33.4 33.5 33.6 33.7 33.8