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[Shot of the Kubota house on a rainy day, and a car parks in front of it]

[Inside Kubota kitchen and front hall]

Mayumi: Okay, everybody. The movie's in thirty minutes! Screens off, raincoats on! D.I.N.! D.I.N.! Do it now! Do it now!

[Mayumi, Nica, Geoff, Lexi, and Lee grab their stuff and head for the door. Mayumi opens the door and notices a car outside]

Mayumi: Who is blocking the driveway? [phone rings, Mayumi picks it up] Hello?

Nica: Oh, that's Jay Wu. He's driving me. See you at the movies. Love you, bye!

[Miko rushes down the stars to the TV room]

Mayumi: Miko, you coming?

Miko: Movie, no. Game night, yes!

Mayumi: [sighs] What am I gonna do with you? Alright, bye Hugh! We're leaving!

[Hugh comes out from the basement door]

Hugh: Okay! Oh, do you know where we put all the spare storage boxes?

{Mayumi already leaves shutting the door]

Hugh: At the point, I'll be spring cleaning through next fall.

[Cloud the dog runs past Hugh barking, causing him to drop the boxes]

[Miko turns on the television, activating the Hinobi console. Hugh shows up from behind with boxes humming]

Hugh: Welp, just us kiddo. Perfect time for you to finally help your old man [switches to dramatic voice] PLUMB THE DEPTHS OF THE BASEMENT! [laughs]

Miko: Can't tonight, dad. I invited some friends over for couch co-op.

Hugh: Miko, another game night?

Miko: Not any game night. A one time loot drop event in Oversight Squadron.

Hugh: Regardless of who drops what, I'm concerned you're spending too much free time in front of that screen.

Miko: Come on, dad. You don't get it!

[door rings]

Hugh: Huh?

[Hugh answers the door with Five and Zahra appearing]

Zahra: Hey hey, we brought grub!

Five: Empanadas, baby!

Hugh: Five, Zahra, come right on in.

[Hugh is about to close the door, when Mitch's foot stops it]

Mitch: Five, buddy! You left your hoodie back at work.

Five: That's not my hoodie.

[Mitch throws hoodie at Five and chuckles maniacally]

Mitch: Is that Oversight Squadrons? Ha ha! Exclusive loot drops tonight, you know. Unfortunately for all of you, I happen to have my lucky controller.

Hugh: Uh, I'm sorry. You are...?

Mitch: Mitch Williams from the Hinobi store! I'm their superior.

Hugh: Oh uh, at work?

Mitch: At everything!

Hugh: Uh huh. Uh listen kids, I'm afraid...

[Bergy shows up through the door, and Hugh gets shocked]

Bergy: I'm Cecil Bergoch. I got a ping about an exclusive online event at this venue. Please tell me you're not a capacity!

All, sans Hugh and Mitch: Bergy!

Mitch: [unenthusiastically] Bergy.

[Miko bumps Mitch with her elbow]

[Bergy turns to Hugh and grins]

Hugh: Come on in. Join the party.

Bergy: Yay!

[Hugh sighs, while a "DEFEAT" banner pops in front of him]

Miko: Okay, selecting local multiplayer!

Hugh: Welp, I see you all have a big night ahead of you, so I'll just get back to clearing out the basement.

Miko: 'Kay, dad! Bye, dad!

Five: See you, Mr. Kubo...

[Five notices a box for an old Hinobi computer]

Five: ...OMG! Is that a shipping box for an old Hinobi PC?

Hugh: Oh, yeah from my old college computer.

Zahra: You had a Hinobi Hive?

Five: Hinobi's FIRST personal PC?

Bergy: Birth mother of all video game systems that followed?

[Bergy falls off Five and Zahra]

Hugh: Yeah, I guess. It's down at the basement.

Five, Zahra, and Bergy: WHERE'S THE BASEMENT?!

[cuts to a dark basement, Hugh turns on the light]

Hugh: There she is.

[Five, Zahra, and Bergy look in awe]

Hugh: Yeah, I just discovered her under this old junk.

Five: Original CRT monitor!

Zahra: Duel floppy disc drive!

Bergy: Dial-up motem!

Five: My dad used to repair these, but we never had one of our own.

Zahra: It played all the classic games.

Bergy: Zonk, Freeloader, Bolypius Chess...

Miko: What are these floppy things?

Bergy: Discs, to save programs on.

Mitch: Word Surfer? Math Surfer? Financial Spread Sheet Ninja? These don't sound worth saving.

[Miko skims through the discs and notices one with a sword and shield label]

Miko: Awww! What's this one with the little sword and shield doodled on it?

Hugh; Oh you know, just college files.

Bergy: Can we turn it on?

Hugh: I doubt it even still works.

Zahra: Good thing we're tech support.

[anime-style sequence of Five, Zahra, and Bergy grabbing their tools to help repair and clean Hugh's PC]

Mitch: Uh, I invited myself here for online gaming! Not dumpster diving!

Miko: Yeah, not to side with Mitch, but this a limited time loot event, guys.

Zahra: Fan looks good.

Bergy: Connection is good.

[Five, Zahra, and Bergy assemble and clean the whole computer while Miko, Hugh, and Mitch watch from behind]

Five: Trust me, guys. When you see what this old system can do...

[zooms into the computers chips and right to the processor]

Five: It's gonna bow your...!

[the processor zaps, thus blowing a fuse, then zooms out to the Kubota house having a blackout, and zooms out further to the other houses in the neighborhood suffering said blackout. Cuts back to the basement, now dark, with everyone in it feeling shocked and disappointed]

Mitch: It blew something alright.


Bergy: Until this block's over, you can all play at my houe if you want.

Miko: Dad?

[Miko and her friends, sans Mitch, look at Hugh with innocent smiles begging for his permission]

Hugh: Okay. I'll stay and try getting the power back on.

Miko: Yes!

Hugh: Yeah-heah!

[Miko and her friends leave outside]

Hugh: Just be home by bedtime. And-and-and take some umbrellas!

[cuts to Miko and friends outside in the rain wearing jackets]

Five: You sure your father's not upset we broke his computer Miko?

Bergy: There are so many rare games he could play on it.

Miko: My dad, play games? Trust me. The only thing he used that...


[Hugh walks downstairs to the dark basement with his flashlight on whistling]

Hugh: Ugh! Where is that fuse box?

[Hugh uses the flashlight to locate the fuse box, and then Hugh opens it. Suddenly, Hugh hears his computer rebooting]

Hugh: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The power's out, isn't it?

[Hugh notices the start up screen in his monitor]

Hugh: [gasps] Mother of dragons! They did get it working! Well I'll be!

[Hugh grabs his dungeon program disc, blows away the dust on it, and inserts it in the disc drive. Then he types keys to start the program.]

Hugh: Whoa. Now this takes me back.

[Hugh hits the enter key]


Hugh: Ugh! Well that certainly was a lot to process, and you're saying that device on your arm can make me forget all of what's happened?

Miko: Pretty much.

Hugh: Huh.

[Cloud barks and hears the rest of the Kubota famly have driven back from the movies. Cloud walks toward the front door]

Hugh: Well, you know what? You better just go ahead and uh, well, just [sigh] do what you do because I-I-I do not want to have to explain all of that to your mother.

[Miko starts up her gauntlet]

Hugh: [sigh] I just wish I could just remember the part where you and I played together.

[Miko gives her father Hugh a hug]

Miko: I can do you one better!

[Miko and Hugh fist bump, and then Miko activates the mind wipe beam on Hugh]

[Mayumi and the rest of the Kubota children arrive through the door]

Mayumi: Okay, we're home!

[Mayumi sees Hugh and Miko playing a co-op game together]

Mayumi: Hugh, are you actually playing that thing?

Hugh: Uh. it's called a Castle Crawler, honey. I just took out a fire troll with a water mace! Ha ha!

Mayumi: Ugh, what am I gonna do with you two?

Hugh: [still playing] Oh, that's good!

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