Alternate cutscene NOTE: If the player's fat is above 60%, an alternate cutscene is triggered which tells the player to lose his weight. |
A fat CJ arrives at his airfield looking for Mike Toreno, but gets a phone call. |
CJ: |
Toreno, where are you? |
The caller is actually The Truth, who is secretly watching CJ from one of wrecked aircrafts. |
Truth: |
In better shape than you, fat ass! |
CJ: |
What - hey, you watching me? |
Truth: |
Can't talk now. I need your help for something special. Come back when you've lost some weight, fatso. I'll be waiting. |
CJ: |
Hey, man, what the? Damn! I ain't that chubby... |
Actual mission CJ comes back after losing weight and hears Truth's voice again. |
Truth: |
Hail fellow, well met. Namaste. Peace. Carl, brother. |
CJ: |
Hey, Truth, where you at? |
Truth: |
Just checking that you were no longer on 'government business'. Where is he? |
CJ finds The Truth on top of a wrecked aircraft. |
CJ: |
How the fuck would I know, man? He's like the devil. Hey, man, you OK? |
Truth: |
Everything is transient. |
The Truth jumps down from the aircraft. |
Truth: |
Oof. Oh, man. Uh. I'm passing through life, same as every man. |
Truth: |
Do you have any idea what you're doing for Toreno? |
CJ: |
No. I seem to be on the need to know basis. |
Truth: |
Oh, no, man. Two lies don't cancel each other out. You know that. We pay them to lie to us. Is that what our founding fathers wanted? No more, friend. No more. We're not alone. |
CJ pushes Truth from holding him. |
CJ: |
Get off me, man, what's going on? |
Truth: |
Everything is going on! Don't you get it? There is a place. Not even on the map. A train is about to leave. It can explain better than I ever can. Boy, this is going to blow your fucking mind! We got work to do. You better drive. I'll explain. Elegance does not even touch it. |
The Truth and CJ arrive at a military base, Area 69. |
CJ: |
Hey, Truth, do we have a plan here? |
The Truth drives away in his mothership, leaving CJ at the base. CJ then enters the base and sneaks into the underground research area. |
Military personnel (voice only): |
Installation personnel please be aware we are at Condition Red. This is not a drill! This facility has been breached, all security personnel head to the research labs now! |
CJ makes his way to a lab, where a scientist is found. |
Scientist: |
(frightened) Please, no more violence! Take my pass card and go! |
CJ takes the keycard and gains access to the launch bay, where the black project is situated at the bottom. |
Military personnel (voice only): |
Code Red! Intruder has penetrated the project! All military personnel to the launch bay IMMEDIATELY! |
CJ reaches the bottom of the launch bay and finds the black project, which turns out to be a Jetpack. CJ steals the Jetpack and flies out of the launch bay. |
Military personnel (voice only): |
Intruder is stealing the jetpack! All military personnel outside and fire at will! Take him out! That's a $60,000,000 project! Get the General Mills on the line! |
CJ escapes Area 69 with the Jetpack and flies to Arco del Oeste, where The Truth is waiting in his mothership. |
CJ: |
Hey, here you go. You better stash it somewhere fast! |
Truth: |
Far out, have a nice trip, dude! |
Truth drives off without taking CJ. |
CJ: |
Hey, wait a... Ah, was it too much to ask to get a lift into town? |
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