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LMB theme song

University of Rock

Moravia: Welcome to Rock Talks with Miss Moravia. Are you ready for rocks?
Canterlot Presidential civilians: Woo!
Moravia: Me, too. I'm thrilled that you are here at the Petrovburg Natural History Museum to learn about rocks, minerals, fossils, and, last, but not least—
Benedict: [snores]
Moravia: —land-forms. As you can see, our display is currently undergoing some metamorphic changes.
[crack]
Moravia: It's been rocky getting this new one off the ground, and we're all feeling... the pressure. That's a little rock business humor for you.
Daisy Elizabeth: [yawns]
Moravia: Ha-ha!
Celestia: Good one, Via!
Moravia: Thank you, Tia. Minerals are classified as naturally occurring substances formed in a geological process. They feature a crystalline structure, in addition to specific physical properties and chemical composition. Now for something really fun. I will point to the sedimentary rocks. There. And there. There. That one. There. And there. [continues under]
Celestia: Ready for what we planned with Via?
Luna: Mm-hm.
Tobias: Let's do it!
Moravia: Thanks to the rock cycle, we also have these gems. Friction heats up rocks. Baked rock doesn't melt, it forms them into crystals.
Canterlot Presidential civilians: [gasp]
Moravia: But all of it starts with hot magma rising to the crust through volcanic pipes. You might know it as "lava".
[rumbling, explosion]
Canterlot Presidential civilians: [chatter]
Moravia: "Magma-nificent." And the process of fossilization is the reason we have these dinosaur bones. Imagine, if you will, that these colossal prehistoric beasts go walking through the museum right now.
Canterlot Presidential civilians: [chatter]
Moravia: Look at that. You don't have to imagine. "Dino-mite."
Canterlot Presidential civilians: [cheering]
Young girl: As a proud member of the Pratiwi Squad, I just wanted to ask, will you sign my geology book, lady?
[scribbles]
Celestia: [gasps] Look at Via! She's ecstatic!
Luna and Tobias: [nodding]
THE END

A Fine Line

Martin: Hi, Ben, Brother Nadia, is this the line for the new Tirek's Revenge video game?
Nadhiya: Yeah!
Martin: Ooh! Rise of Tirek was awesome! I've been waiting for ages for the sequel!
Nadhiya: Whoa, whoa. Heh, this is the line for the line.
[music]
Martin: [grunts]
Nadhiya: Hey, princess, it's about the quest with your buds. Not the loot.
Martin: [sighs]
[music]
Nadhiya: Can you believe we've already been here three hours?! Time flies when you're with your best friends! Ha! Let's do trust falls!
[thud]
Jason: That looks unsafe.
Martin: Jason? I thought you couldn't make it.
Jason: I finished up early. Where is everybody else?
Martin: Uh, I didn't think they'd wanna do this. But, hey, at least you're here.
[zip!]
Martin: And now you're gone.
Nadhiya: Oops! Sorry, princess! Sometimes things get outta hand when you're having this much fun with your best friends! Ha ha!
Celestia: Is this yours?
Jason: Turns out they do wanna do this!
[apple chopped]
Dennis: Ta-dah!
Celestia: Here, Princess Martin. Two Dutch cheeseburgers, give one for Luna.
[rock music]
Martin: Wow! It's my turn already?
Cashier: Thorry. Just thold the latht one.
Martin: Aw, it's all right. I got to hang out with you guys. Who cares about a video game?
Celestia: Oh! That's what we were waiting for? I just thought we were having a super-duper fun line party! I pre-ordered it for you weeks ago.
Martin: You know what the best part of this game is?
Dennis: Uh, the quest?
Jason: The power-ups?
Vincent: The revenge?
Martin: It's multiplayer!
The Petrovburg Heroes: [cheer]
THE END

Celestial Settlement

Tobias: I can't thank you enough for filling in for the babysitting employee, Tia. I couldn't pass up the last-minute ticket to the Bavariafest Gala.
Celestia: Ah, no biggie-wiggie, lady! I love kids!
Tobias: Oh, you're an orange small-lifesaver! Toodle-oo!
[party cannon squeak]
Celestia: Hi, Indah! Welcome to the best babysitting bash in Vernadia! I have all sorts of super-fun stuff for us to do!
[door closes]
Celestia: Do you want to... bake a yummy cake, or... make super-silly hats, or bake a silly hat-shaped cake?
Indah: Um, I-I think I'll just sit quietly and read if that's okay.
Celestia: Oh! Okay.
[clock ticking]
Celestia: Boring! [to Indah] So, Indah, what's the story about?
Indah: It's— It's a— It's about a band of Icelandic pirates who are sailing the seven seas, and one day, there's a big storm and stuff.
Celestia: Then, what happens?
Indah: Um, they get stranded on a desert island.
Celestia: Whee! Woo-hoo! Hmm? Dessert Island! [munches] Want some?
Indah: Unh-unh.
Celestia: Tell me more.
Indah: Um, and then the monkeys—
Celestia: [imitates monkey screeching]
Indah: —and the crabs—
Celestia: Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch!
Indah: [giggles] —and the birds—
Celestia: [squawks]
Indah: —become the pirates' friends and they teach them all kinds of cool tricks.
Celestia: Tia want a cracker! [squawks] Whee! [laughs, imitates monkey] Rawk! Tia want a cracker! Rawk!
Indah: Do you want me to read it to you?
Celestia: Me?!
[a few moments later...]
Indah: [reading] The Icelandic pirates waved to their new friends on the shore as they sailed into the sunset. They lived happily ever after. The end.
Celestia: [yawning] You're gonna make a terrific babysitter someday, Indah. [snores] Monkeys... pirates...
Indah: I hope I'm as good as you.
THE END

King of Clubs

Dennis' pig: [snorting]
Dennis: [laughs]
Tobias: Oh! [nose pinched] Why ever do you have that swine accompanying you to the campus, Dennis?
Dennis: It's Photo Day for all the clubs, and it's the Applejack's tradition to have our critter in the yearbook picture.
Jason: You're lucky you're only in one club, Dennis. I'm in five this year. So busy.
Dennis: Well, the Applejack is just one of the six clubs I'm in.
Jason: [stammers] I meant five sports clubs!
Tobias: Jason, Dennis, it's not a competition.
[techno montage music, camera flashing throughout]
Jason and Dennis: [sigh]
Dennis: Well, the scores are in, and it's a darn-tootin' tie! Gah!
Jason: You have got to be kidding me! After all that?!
Dennis: At least between the two of us, we joined every single club of this state university.
Tobias: [clears throat] Not all the clubs.
Jason: How did we miss that one?
Tobias: Uh-uh-uh, guys. It's very exclusive.
Dennis: Is that my pig?
Tobias: Oh, well, of course. You can't expect me to be the queen and her assistant.
Dennis' pig: [oinks]
THE END

Overpowered

[garbled thoughts overlapping]
Benedict: [thinking] My science project is gonna be overdue!
Henry Nadhiya: [thinking] Hey, a jelly bean!
Cecil Lulamoon: [thinking, singsongy] Cecil is gre-eat, Cecil is powerful—
Martin: Lalalalalalalalala!
[later...]
Martin: [groans] Well, the earmuffs don't work. I'm now hearing everything everyone's thinking without even touching them! Is anyone else experiencing a sudden... uh... surge in their powers today?
Rest of the Petrovburg Heroes: Uh.... eh...
[birds chirping]
Luna: Whooooaaaaa!
[clang!]
Dennis: Uh...
[clang!]
[boom!]
[splat!]
Celestia: Huh?
Martin: So you have! Sorry. I just heard all of your thoughts. Can't help it.
Luna: Fascinating. I wonder what's causing it.
[zoom!]
Jason: [quickly] Hi, guys! I just ran here from the soccer field in three seconds! Wait, hold on!
[zoom!]
[zoom!]
Jason: [quickly] Forgot my backpack! [chomp] Yuck! This needs mustard.
[zoom!]
[zoom!]
Jason: [quickly] Super-speed is where it's at, am I right?! It's like, I can't stop because I've been getting so much done!
[Frihetens' geodes shimmering]
Luna: Okay. I may have a theory about what's going on with our magic.
[later...]
Luna: Our geodes are all connected. So the more each of us use our magic for everyday tasks, the more all of our powers become supercharged and go... haywire!
Martin: Since Jason was using his super-speed for everything, all of us experienced an uncontrollable boost.
Rest of the Petrovburg Heroes: Ohhhhh.
Jason: [laughing nervously] Whoopsies.
Tobias: Well, so long as we use it in moderation, our magic should stay under control?
Celestia: And our geodes will go all glowy if it's about to get whack-a-doodle-doo?
Luna: It seems that way, guys.
Rest of the Petrovburg Heroes: [agreeing]
Lucinta Putra: Hi, Jason. There you are. Do you wanna go to the mall with me?
Jason: Uh, Lady Lucy, I forgot I have to be at a... uh... a thing.
Lucinta Putra: Okay.
Jason: Uhhhh...
Lucinta Putra: O...kay. That's cool. I don't... care anyway.
All except Vincent: [laughing]
[silence]
Martin: [sighs]
THE END

Teach Like Croatia

Miss Nate: All right, students, I hope you're all prepared because the final semester exams are in two weeks!
Tobias: [gasps]
Celestia: [screams]
Vincent: Hmmh...!
Jason: [groans]
Luna: Don't worry, guys. We're gonna ace these finals!

LMB song: Teach Like Croatia

[Stanza 1]
[Martin]
Hey, it's true, no stoppin' now
You're facin' a big test
So much to do, so much to learn
So bring it, be your best
Feeling doubts, forgetting facts
Won't get you to the top
If you're gonna make it
You got to pull out all the stops
[Reff]
You've got to rise up to the top of the class
Go straight to the top of the class
Rise up to the top of the class
Go straight to the top of the class
[Stanza 2]
The hard part is getting goin'
To get your mind on track
Put aside all those distractions
'Cause there's no turnin' back
But you know it just gets better
When you see the end in sight
Take it on, start going strong
You can get it right!
[The Petrovburg Heroes]
You can get it right!
[back to Reff] x2
[Bridge]
Flash by flash, card by card
Rememberin' all that you know
Put yourself through all the paces
Take a seat, it's time to show
Step by step, start it small
Look how much you can grow
Now you full with acknowledges
Take a seat, it's time to show
[Petrovburg Heroes + Canterlot Presidential civilians]
[back to Reff] x3
And you know you can make it
You know what you've got:
Teach like Croatia!
THE END

Vernadsky-Ermenistan Diplomacy

Luna: Oh, I'm so excited for, uh... the Vernadsky-Ermenistan diplomacy tour with Brother Diana. First, we're gonna peruse the exhibit on gravitational fields for thirteen minutes. Then, we'll marvel at the vastness of the universe during the planetarium show. And finally, we'll enjoy—
Spike: [yawns]
Luna: —cups of hot cocoa and casual conversation as we spot constellations in the night sky.
Polina: Oh, that all sounds lovely, Luna. You're sure it isn't too much for one diplomacy?
Luna: No! It's all going to go exactly as I planned! Perfect that is!
Polina: I got something special for your big night. Just in case.
Luna: Awww, that's so sweet. You didn't—
[bugs wriggling]
Luna: —have to?
[in the Vernadsky Research Base]
Luna: Hi, Sergey, is Brother Diana here? I wanna go inside with him and see the gravity exhibit? It looks like the Türkiye-Azerbaijan friendship! [nervous chuckle]
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Uh... [nervous chuckle] the gravitational pull? Come in, Luna, Prince Diana is expecting us.
Luna: [loud, awkward chuckling] Ugh.
[inside the research base]
Luna: There's a rumor that says the exhibit should be right here, next to the statue of President Sweyn Forkbeard.
Diana: Maybe it got sucked into a... black hole?
Luna and Diana: [laughing]
Luna: Oh, no! The planetarium show's about to start!
Planetarium employee: All shows are canceled for the rest of the day.
Luna: Ohhh...
Diana: Hey, that's okay, Luna. It's not the end of the world.
Luna: [gasps] The telescope! Come on!
[clouds rumbling]
Luna and Diana: [slurp]
Diana: Ow! Hot!
Luna: Hot-hot-hot-hot-hot! Ow! Ohhh... We are tho thorry, Bhrot'hr D'hana. Nothing's gone ath planned. We got lotht, the show wath cantheled, we burned our tongueth, and now the thky's too overcatht to thpot a thingle thtar! [sighs] And I wath really hoping to impreth you.
Diana: [nervous chuckle] Tell me about it. Now how am I supposed to impress you by pointing out the constellations of Petrus, Pegasus, and Cassiopeia?
Luna: Do you know where those are?
Diana: Uh, I... may have done a little astronomy studying in preparation for tonight. Okay. A lot of studying.
Luna: We are the Twilight—
Luna and Diana: —brothers.
THE END

My Little Shop of Horrors

Princess Finlandia: Thank you for looking after my garden while I'm away on vacation, son. I really appreciate it.
[Princess Finlandia leaves]
Luna: I'm so excited, Spike! I even brought my own watering can!
Spike: Ha-ha.
Luna: This is the perfect chance to expand my knowledge of botany!
Spike: You're the miracle boy indeed! Let's get to it!

LMB song: Room to Grow

[Luna]
Give a little and you
Get a little and you
Care a little and it starts to show
Growing things is easy
If you just give it room to grow
Oh! [laughs] Well, hi there, little kids! How are you doing?
[Singing plants]
Give a little 'cause ya
Care a little and ya
Try a little and it starts to show
Growing quick is easy when you just
Get some room to grow
[Luna]
Starting small but growing taller
All ya need's a little love
A little care
A little for you, a little for you
And maybe just a little more over there
[Singing plants]
Give a little 'cause ya
Care a little and ya
Tip a little and ya make it more
Growing big is easy when you just
Get a little bit more!
[Luna]
Ooh. You, too? And you? Well, okay. More?
[Plant soloist 1]
Gettin' a little isn't quite enough to satisfy
[Plant soloist 2]
I'd like a little more, please
Can you help me? I'm a-dyin'!
[Cactus]
Please, I'll be your best friend
You can tell me all your woes
[Tree]
Shove over just a little bit
I need some room to grow!
[Plant soloist 3]
Come on, Luna, help me out
I'm thirsty, I need love
[Plant soloist 4]
Over here, I need some
[Plant soloist 3]
Hey, buddy, you don't gotta shove!
[Singing plants]
Help us, Luna, we need more
That's the water we adore
Just a little extra taste
Don't let a droplet go to waste
[continues under]
Luna: Uh oh...
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Whoa! What the heck is goin' on here?!
Luna: I don't know what happened, Sergey! I was just watering them, and—! And—!
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: It's that waterin' can, that's what! It's got Aulia's evil magic all over it!
Luna: What should we do?!
[a plant pulls Spike]
Spike: Luna!
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: You die, Princess Aulia!
[sprinklers going off]
Luna and Sergey: Phew!
Princess Finlandia: Oh, and, Luna? Just be careful not to over-water the plants. Have fun, son.
[sound of Princess Aulia's rage]
Luna and Sergey: [smile]
THE END

Display of Affection

Ms. Phil: It's absolutely... adequate.
Tobias: [sighs] After working here for months and months, I knew I'd finally do something to catch your eye!
Ms. Phil: In a couple of days, a style scout from Canterlot City Fashion Week is visiting our shop. I need a window display with something fresh. I would like you to design and execute it.
Tobias: Really? [gasps] Thank you, Ms. Phil! You will not regret this!
Ms. Phil: Oh, and, Tobias? Don't mess up.
Tobias: Thank you for the opportunity! [sighs] I thrive under pressure. One does not become a diamond without pressure.
[Ms. Phil leaves]
Tobias: [stressed] IT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE! What in heavens will I do? I have tried everything – fringe, "aplicado", cheese! The muse has left me!
Martin: I'm sure you'll have an idea soon. You can't force artistic inspiration, lady.
[people exclaiming indistinctly]
Tobias: Another piece by the secretive street artist Frankenstein. I wonder what it's like not to want credit and praise for one's genius creations.
Martin: Y-Yeah, uh... me, too.
Tobias: This mural is everything I want to say, but through paint instead of fabric!
[harpsichord]
[tap tap]
Martin: Uh, it looks like you found your muse again.
Tobias: Ah-ha-ha-ha! Yes, uh... [clears throat] it's a postmodern installation piece celebrating the creative process— Ooh, who am I kidding? It's atrocious! This window's not "primer plano"; it's "antes estropeado"!
Martin: Maybe there's a way we can save it.
Tobias: It's supposed to be finished by tomorrow! [sobbing] I'M GOING HOME! Gracias! [bawling]
[later...]
Tobias: Huh?
[crowd gasping, exclaiming]
Tobias: [gasps]
Ms. Phil: Hmm. I don't know how you did it, Tobias, but... Bienvenido. Congratulations.
[shifty music]
Tobias: [gasps]
THE END

A Little Birdie Told Me

Dmitry Elfa: All right, kids, notebooks away. Quiz time!
[presidential students groan]
Polina: Well, hello there, Hubert. Is everything okay?
Hubert Fluttershy: [twitters]
Dmitry Elfa: Only No. 2 pencils, got it? Okay... Begin!
Polina: Oh. We'll talk after the quiz, okay?
Cecil Lulamoon: [indistinguishably] Ugh, I hate math!
[birds chirping]
Polina: Slow down. You're all talking at once. What is it?
[birds chirping]
Polina: Oh, I see. If you take four from that one and divide them equally, that sounds like a solution to the problem, Regina. Good thinking.
Cecil Lulamoon: Mr. Elfa!
Dmitry Elfa: Yes?
Cecil Lulamoon: The Honest and Observant Cecil has reason to believe that Polina is cheating!
[presidential students gasp]
Cecil Lulamoon: Yes! I saw her talking to those of the Fluttershy birds!
Dmitry Elfa: Lina, cheatin' is a serious offense.
Polina: I swear, Mr. Elfa, I wasn't cheating. I was whispering to my Fluttershy birds because they were having an argument over sticks for their nests and—
Cecil Lulamoon: An argument? Sounds made-up!
Polina: No, n-n-no! See, Hubert thought that Regina was stealing from its, but I told it, "Surely, you can tell the difference between oak and poplar sticks." Right, sweetie? [giggles] They don't know anything about math, but I studied really hard for this test.
Cecil Lulamoon: Sure you did!
Polina: Hey! I know my stuff!
Cecil Lulamoon: So, prove it, then!
[music]
Polina: Go on. Make... my... day!
[music, presidential students gasping throughout]
Dmitry Elfa: You are a liar girl, Cecil! Lina's correct!
[students cheer]
Polina: [giggles]
[later...]
Cecil Lulamoon: Hello? The Great and Powerful Cecil needs a tutor. Uh, which one of you knows trigonometry?
THE END

Huszar Squad Goals

Meanwhile, in Canterlot City...
Jason: A whole day in the big city to do whatever we want!
Tobias: Ooh, just think of the fashion!
Dennis: The food!
Celestia: The frolicking! That's short for "frosting licking"! I'm gonna get my hot little hands on the new dessert trend – the puffcake! Half cream puff, half cupcake! [shuddering]
Tobias: The city is our oyster!
[smash!]
Jewelry store owner: Help! The Aulia-infected thief getting away with my jewels!
Tobias: [gasps] Princess Aulia must be responsible for her own cruelties and provocation!
[1960s Batman-esque music]
Luna: That way!
[music continues]
Dennis: [grunts]
[bicycle bell jingles]
Biker: Geh!
[bump!]
Martin: Whoa!
[jazzy music]
Celestia: She went this-a-way!
Vincent: Hello, um, excuse me, but, um, can we please have the jewelry back now?
[shimmering]
Luna: You Aulia-infected thief didn't need to give him the jewels to impress him.
Aulia-infected thief: I'm... so... sorry. [sobs]
Luna: From now, you'll have plenty of time to think about that—
Jason: —from jail!
[clang!]
The Petrovburg Heroes: [munching happily]
Celestia: It's everything I've dreamed of!
THE END

Road Trippin

Luna: Instruments? Check. Band members?
The Petrovburg Heroes: Check!
Luna: Directions to the Jerman Siblings' party? Check. Perfect! We're a little behind schedule, but if we get on the road in the next 37 seconds, we'll make it just in time to go on stage in the Jerman Siblings' party, which is being held by Brother Dian and his wife - Lady Dean Savitri.
The Petrovburg Heroes: [cheer]
[seat belt clicking]
Dian Jerman: Buckle up, Frihetens.
[bus drives off]
[traffic noises]
Martin: Aw!
Luna: Don't worry, guys. The GPS has accounted for traffic.
Dian Jerman: G-P-what-now? I don't need that ninny newfangly flippaty jippaty. I know me a shortcut!
The Petrovburg Heroes: [screaming]
Celestia: Woohoo! Step on it, Brother Dian!
[tire pops]
[bus drives off]
[screech!]
Vincent: Um, excuse us, sorry to interrupt your lunch, but, do you mind?
[bus resumes]
[screech!]
[boom!]
Celestia: If a tree falls in the woods and then gets sprinkle-blasted to bits, did it ever really exist?
Jason: Tia, I love your riddles, but... BRIDGE!!!
Dian Jerman: Stay close, guys! Flügel der Freiheit!
[bus revs up]
The Petrovburg Heroes: [scream, then scream in slow motion]
Celestia: Sorry! I love that work!
VR female director: Tell the props department we're gonna need another bridge!
Luna: We've 30 more seconds!
[screech!]
Dean Savitri: Please welcome the V-Rainbooms!
[crowd cheers]
Dean Savitri: How was the drive, my husband?
Dian Jerman: Aw, pfft! Easy peasy Lemon Squeezy!
Dean Savitri: Don't ya go squeezin' it, it's pregnant.
Dean Savitri and Dian Jerman: [laugh]
["Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit" song plays]
THE END

X Marks the Spot

[pirate-themed video game music]
Martin: [notices a bottle] Huh? What the...? [to Celestia and Luna] Vernadsky! Check this out! I found an actual real-life message in a bottle!
Celestia: Ooh! Is it a love letter? A secret recipe? Or, wait. Someone's trapped on a deserted island? We have to save them!
Martin: It's a treasure map.
Luna: It looks just like this beach, girls.
Celestia: Amazing! Let's go!
[pirate-themed video game music]
Luna and his Friheten girls: [panting, yelling]
Luna: Allahu-akbar!
Martin: Look! There it is! I wonder if it's filled with loot!
[chest opens]
Celestia: The treasure is a treasure map!
Martin: [reading] Follow the trail to the top of the MFBO and look for the X at the end of the— [gasps] It's a code! If only we had a— decoder ring!
Luna: Well, that's convenient.
Martin: Follow the S-H... SHELLS to the... PIER and look for the X at the end of the R-A-I... RAINBOW!
[suddenly...]
Celestia: Look! There's a trail of shells!
Luna and his Friheten girls: [laugh]
[crowd noises]
[baby cooing]
Luna: This is the pier. Now where's the—
Celestia: Rainbow!
[truck drives away]
Luna: Daebak Sushi Resto? [gasps along with his girls] Uncle Joe?!
Martin: Excuse me, uncle. Do you know anything about a treasure map?
Jozef Oktarini: [pirate accent] Aargh! Congr-argh-tulations, Luna! Ye and yer two girls followed ye map to find the bounty of Daebak Sushi!
Martin: Yes! What's our treasure?
Jozef Oktarini: Twenty p-argh-cent off any Daebak rolls, plus all-ye-can-eat wasabi! Aargh!
Luna: Is that, uncle?
Celestia: The treasure is Daebak Sushi truck! That's amazing!
[later...]
Luna: Mmm... Mmmm... I like it.
Celestia: Ah— ah— tho thpithy! [breathes fire]
[splash!]
Celestia: [sighs]
Martin and Luna: [laugh]
THE END

Aww... Baby Turtles

[distant crying]
Vincent: [gasps]
Tobias: Is everything okay, Vincent?
Vincent: I don't think so, Lady Toby. I hear crying.
[distant crying]
Vincent: From a bunch of baby sea turtles. They just hatched and are trying to find their way to the water. But they're lost.
Tobias: Oh no!
Vincent: Ohhh... How could I ever find a bunch of teeny, tiny turtles on this great, big beach?!
Jason: Tank is a tortoise. Maybe it could help us?
Vincent: Hmmm... That's not exactly the same, but it's worth a try.
[a few moments later...]
Vincent: Lead the way, Tank!
[music]
Jason: Ugh!
[whoosh!]
Tobias: There they are!
Baby turtles: [sneezes]
Tobias, Vincent, Jason, and Dennis: Awwwwww...
Vincent: You did it, Tank!
Jason: So, what do we do now?
Vincent: We just need to help them get to the water safely. Just over this sand dune, past those rocks and crabs, beyond that abandoned sandcastle city, and around that dangerous shipwreck! [gasps] Allahu-akbar...
Jason: Don't worry, Vinny. We'll just carry them to safety.
Vincent: We can't! They have to make the journey on their own so they can imprint and return to this beach when they lay their own eggs someday.
Jason: Well, then, the least we can do is help clear a path for them.
[music]
[whoosh!]
Jason and Dennis: [grunting]
[splash]
Vincent: That's it. The path is clear. Go, baby turtles! Be free! Um... adorable tiny turtles?
Jason: Tank? Vincent, look! The trail in the sand! Tank?
[rustling]
Vincent: Tank led the babies!
Tobias, Vincent, Jason, and Dennis: Awwwwww...
Baby turtles: [giggling]
Vincent: Well done, Tank! [giggling] Guys, they think Tank is their mommy.
Tobias, Vincent, Jason, and Dennis: Awwwwww...
[splash]
THE END

Lost and Found

Dennis: [sighs] Summer. Ya know, there's nothin' like kickin' back and enjoyin' the—
Tobias: Complete disaster!
Jason: Are you okay, lady?
Tobias: [bawling] My earring's gone! A one-of-a-kind, irreplaceable work of art! I should know. I made it. I was reapplying my SPF when I realized my ear was... naked! I don't know what to do! It meant so much to me! And— and—
Dennis: If you want our help, just ask.
Tobias: Oh, would you mind? I took the liberty of getting some equipment.
[metal detector clicks]
Dennis: Any luck?
Jason: Not so f— Wait! I got something!
Tobias: [gasps] Could it be?!
[digging]
Jason: Close... but not quite.
Dennis: Hold yer horses! Now I'm beepin'!
Jason: Now that is definitely a—
Tobias: [gasps]
Jason: [sighs] False alarm.
Tobias: [sighs]
[horseshoe clinks]
Tobias: Well, not to worry. We've got plenty of time.
[suddenly...]
Tobias: I can't believe this! We've combed the entire beach and found nothing! Nothing! I'm sorry I've wasted your entire day.
Dennis: Are you kiddin'?! We haven't even done half the beach! Who knows what else we'll find?
Jason: What even is this? [laughs] The sand is full of mysteries!
Tobias: But the sun's going down. [sighs] I guess it's a lost cause. [sniffles]
Jason: Oh, hold that thought! And this.
[whoosh!]
Jason: Ha! Got it! How's that for service?
Dennis: Uh, that's not it. Is it?
Tobias: It's... not. But thank you, both of you. I had a wonderful day just the same. Uh, I'll just take one last sweep. Guh. Ooh! Found it! Heh-heh.
THE END

Too Hot to Handle

Vincent: Thanks for helping with the adorable Norway crabs, guys.
Tobias: Oh, not a problem. My whole life has been leading up to this moment! Aquí! Crustacean couture!
Celestia: Ooh-la-la! Let me help! Ow! Ow!
Norway crabs: [snipping]
Celestia: Actually, how about I help us away from the crabs? I could get us a snack! There's still an hour until the shaved ice stand closes!
Jason: Sounds great!
Vincent: Oh, yum!
Celestia: Cool! I promise I'll be back before it starts! [imitates feet pattering]
[a few moments later...]
Celestia: Oh! Sparkly.
[splat]
Little boy: [crying]
[seagull squawking]
Celestia: Hey!
[seagull squawking]
Celestia: Still works.
[sizzling]
Celestia: Aw! Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! [growls]
[laughter]
Celestia: Ah!
[music]
Celestia: Boingy, boingy, boingy! Whee! [laughs]
[snap]
Celestia: [screams]
[thud]
Celestia: Nailed it!
Jason: Tia! You made it!
Celestia: Barely! You'll never believe what I had to do to get these back un-melty.
Tobias: Right on time. I hate to say it, but these crabs are getting awfully—
Jason: Don't!
Tobias: —crabby!
Vincent: Yikes. They're hot, poor things. If only we had a way to cool them off.
[music]
Celestia: [sighs] Do you... want this?
Norway crabs: [scuttling and snipping]
Celestia: I'm sorry, guys. I wanted to have enough to share.
Jason: No worries, Tia. I got this.
[whoosh!]
[splat]
Jason, Vincent, Celestia, and Tobias: [laughing]
THE END

Unsolved Selfie Mysteries

[laughter]
Celestia: Say, "cheese sandwich!"
[click]
Celestia: Okay, once more with Gruyère!
Luna: Wait. What the heck in the background?
Martin: It's a sea monster, Luna. We just caught it on camera!
Luna: Hold on. I'm sure there's a logical explanation.
Celestia: A sea monster?! I gotta see it to believe it! But I already believe it! [squee]
[Frihetens' geode glowing]
Vincent: But I don't hear anything.
Martin: Something's out there, and I'm gonna find out what it is. Who's with me?
Celestia: Ooh! Over here!
Vincent: I'll go. Maybe I can hear it better underwater.
Luna: You guys go ahead. I'll do some investigating of my own around the beach.
[a few moments later...]
Luna: Hmmm...
Diana: Whatcha lookin' for, boy?
Luna: Answers!
Diana: Huh?
Luna: Don't worry, buddy. I'll let you know when I have them.
Diana: Hurry! We have to move quickly so it doesn't get too far away!
[in the other side]
Celestia: I'm ready! Eh... I'm not ready! Where's my floatie?
Martin: There's no time, Tia!
Celestia: [gasps]
[Jaws-esque music]
Luna: Oh no, my girls! [to his two girls] Princess! Tia! Watch out!
Martin: We saw it! We saw the monster again!
Luna: I know! I saw it, too!
Martin: See? I told you! It was real!
Celestia: It's not only real! It's right there!
Diana: [gasps]
[water rising]
Vincent: [sputters] I think I caught our "monster".
Celestia: My floatie! [laughs] Foiled again.
Martin: Eh...
Diana: [whistles innocently]
Celestia: Oh! I knew you would come back to me.
THE END

Norway Sail Frenzy

Luna: Life vests – on. Nautical dictionary – memorized. And course – set. Smooth sailing ahead. Ready about!
Celestia: I'm about ready for a snack. Care to try a caramel cream puff?
Luna: Mm-mm
Tobias: Well, just serendipitous that we're setting sail, because I am winded.
Celestia: What's in the trunk, Lady Toby?
Tobias: Hmm? Oh, just a change of clothes and a coat in case it gets chilly. Also, a small folding table, various tools, a fashion reference library—
Celestia: [whistling]
Tobias: —and a bag of gems. You know, the essentials.
Luna: The essentials? Right. My calculations accounted for the weight of the boat, but I forgot to account for Lady Toby.
Tobias: Hmph.
Celestia: At sea, nothing's accounted for. Its tides are fierce yet sublime, as beautiful as they are chaotic. Cast away!
Luna: Don't worry, girls. I checked the weather. We should expect a strong westward gale in three, two, one.
[wind blows]
Luna: Masha Allah! We're going the wrong way! Ready about! Tack! Jibe! Am I the only one who memorized the nautical dictionary? Turn!
Celestia and Tobias: Oh! [chuckle]
[splash]
Luna: We're way off course! Tack north! Almost back on track. If only we could get a little more power.
Tobias: [gasps]
[music]
Luna and his Friheten girls: [scream]
[splash]
Luna: [gasps] My meticulously plotted chaaaaaaart!
Celestia: Surrender to the seeeea! [gasps] A rock! I mean, rock ho!
Luna and Tobias: [scream]
Celestia: [grunts]
[splash]
Luna and his Friheten girls: [laugh]
Luna: Subhanallah, whichever way the wind blows, I guess it's not off-course as you girls are saved with me.
Tobias: Thanks, Luna, you are the savior boy! Especially if we have towels!
Celestia: The ocean – vast, mysterious, wild. We may never fully understand it, but nonetheless, it commands respect. [chomps] Ooh! Salted caramel! [gulps, slurps]
THE END

Blue Crushed

Jason: You sure you don't want to try it, Vincent? You can use my board.
Dennis: You'll be hangin' ten in no time. Twenty, even.
Vincent: Oh, no-no-no-no. I'll leave that to the experts like you and Ja—
[romantic music]
Lucinta Putra: Assalamu-alaikum, guys. Who's ready for a lesson in the fine art of the crush?
Jason and Dennis: Wa-alaikumussalam.
Vincent: My diplomatic lady?!
Jason: [chuckles] Lady Lucy? Since when do you surf?
Lucinta Putra: [chuckles] Since always. I mean, look at this deck – given by Patrick Cantika. She's my pride and joyful friend. She and I have been together for what seems like a lifetime.
Vincent: No, you haven't. You only just—
Lucinta Putra: Take care for Patrick this morning? Yes, it's true. See that shine? She's ready to seize the waves, so to speak.
Dennis: [groans] Okay, lady, let's quit hollerin' and hit the water then.
Lucinta Putra: What's that now?
Jason: Come on, Lady Lucy! Show us what you and Princess Patrick can do!
Lucinta Putra: [chuckles nervously] Okay...
[romantic music]
Dennis: Whew! Looks like a big one! How would you tackle it?
Lucinta Putra: Me? Uh, well, to be honest, I think it's best to start smaller. You guys probably aren't rea—
Jason: Here it comes!
Jason and Dennis: [whooping and laughing]
Lucinta Putra: [screams]
Jason: Isn't this great? The waves today are just killer!
Lucinta Putra: That's what I'm afraid, ooooof! Aah!
Jason: Lady Lucy!
[later...]
Dennis: Why would you try to hack it out there without knowin' how? You could've got hurt!
Lucinta Putra: I did! My surfboard, it is. Wounded.
Jason, Dennis, and Vincent: [groan]
Jason: Lady Lucy...
Lucinta Putra: I know. I've shocked you all. But you, Jason, if you could find the strength to forgive me and the courage to keep from hopelessly falling for my—
Jason: Ugh!
Lucinta Putra: Maybe you could give me some tips?
Jason: [sighs] Fine. But I'm only doing this for Princess Patrick. [whispering to Lucinta's surfboard] She doesn't deserve you.
THE END

Duel of the Two Princes

[baby giggling]
Diana: Hi, Twilight Sparkle! Whatcha doin', boy?
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: I'm the substitute lifeguard today, and I'm ready to dive in headfirst. What's the plan, Diana? [grunting]
Diana: Well, there's not much to do so far, so just take a load off.
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: [continues grunting] That's not my way. Gotta be prepared.
Diana: Oh. Heh. Me, too. It's just that my time at Camp Everfree taught me to trust in myself and be confident...
[baby crying]
Diana: Someone in need! Prince Diana to the rescue!
Mother: My baby! Oh, how can I ever repay you?
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Just doin' ma job, ma'am. [to Diana] Uh, I got here first, so I just took care o' savin' that kid for ya. You're welcome, Diana!
Diana: Ow! Heh. You didn't have to.
Luciano Itsuki: [screams]
Diana: Oh! I'll handle this! See? This is the kind of lifesaving instinct I developed at Everfree.
Norway woman: [yelps]
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Giddy up!
[splat!]
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: See, this is what hard work can do.
[music]
Trixie: Help! [gasping] Help!
Diana and Sergey: Got it!
Trixie: [struggling]
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: I gotcha!
Diana: I've got you!
Trixie: Heh? Hmm? [crying]
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Why are you crying, Trixie? We're savin' you!
Trixie: [through tears] It's just I hate to... see you two lords fight!
Diana: [grunting] We're not fighting.
Trixie: Really?
Diana: [grunting] You're right, Sergey. We're kind of fighting. But we're also saving you.
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: [grunting] Yeah. With my Twilight power and Diana's Ermenistan know-how, we actually make a pretty good team.
Diana: Yeah. I guess we can do.
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Let's do this together?
Diana: Deal.
Trixie: Thanks, lords!
[woman yelps]
Diana: Race ya?
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Yee-haw!
Diana and Sergey: [laugh]
THE END

Fraternity Math

[seagull squawks]
Celestia: [sipping] Ooh! Lady Toby left her Italy Hospodines magazine here! Ooh, look! It even has a pop quiz!
Luna: A quiz? On what? But I haven't studied!
Celestia: [reading] Score your friendship levels: Are you BFFs for life?
Luna: Okay! I'm in!
Celestia: Question 1 – "What's your best friend's favorite food?"
Luna: Cotton candy?
Celestia: Books? That's only my third favorite food, behind cupcakes and regular cakes. [munches] No points. Oh, well. Next question: "Favorite part of the state university." It's... hmmm...
Luna: Lunch?
Celestia: Library? Nope. It's helping the janitor refill the snack machines. Okay! The score is still zero-zero. Cool! Same-sies! Last question: "What is your friend's biggest fear?"
Luna: Uh... ice cream without sprinkles?
Celestia: Is it... clown-fish?
Luna: Uh-uh.
Celestia: Actually, that's is clownfish, but I don't even wanna think about undecorated desserts. [shudders] We flunked!
Luna: Flunked?! That can't be right! Are there no more questions?!
Celestia: Aw, it's just a silly quiz.
Luna: You're right! It's deeply unscientific. I'll do my own calculations to empirically prove we're the best fraternity... foreveeeerrrrrrrr...
[music]
[stomach grumbles]
Luna: I've got it!
Celestia: [gasps] Masha Allah! Luna, your friendship equation!
Luna: That's all right, Tia. Our fraternity is unquantifiable.
[squeaky axel]
Luna: It just means it can't be measured.
Celestia: Oh! [laughs] I coulda told you that!
THE END

The Last Day of University

[presidential bell rings]
Luna and Jason: It's the last day of college!
Luna: Nooooo!
Jason: Yeah!
[in the presidential cafeteria]
Luna: [to himself] It's okay, Luna. It's still the fasting month. You've still got four more hours of classes. That's plenty of time to do extra credit work.
Jason: Four more hours?! Astaghfirullahal-adziim! Might as well be a hundred years!
Luna: It's barely enough time to write all my inner-outer forgive cards to all campus lecturers!
Jason: Take it easy, Luna. We'll be back after the Eid season.
Luna: Eid season?!
[in the classroom]
Miss Nate: [clears throat] Boys?
Luna: Uh, sorry, Miss Nate, it's just Jason was—
Jason: Why don't we watch a movie for the last class of the day?
Miss Nate: Oh! That's not a bad idea, Jason! No use getting started on a project this close to the finish line.
Luna: But I still have letters to finish, and a collage to make! And maybe I should just rewrite my final exams just in case!
Jason: Italy Hospodines: Empress Constantine vs the Swamp Monsters!
Miss Nate: Great suggestion!
[VCR activating]
[music on television]
[clock ticking]
Luna: Hmm...!
[presidential bell rings]
Luna: Noooooo!
Jason Yes!
Luna: Um... [whimpering]
Jason: Lu, Luna?
Luna: Um... [whimpering]
Jason: LUNA!!!
Luna: Aah!
Jason: You know, boy, that Eid holiday means you can read whatever you want, right?
Luna: I... can.
Jason: Anything! We could even take a trip to the... public library.
Luna: [gasps]
Jason: Come on!
Luna: Happy Eid al-Fitr!
THE END

Outtakes

[in the Fluttershy Animal Rescue Center]
Polina: Okay. All set up to make the cutest, most cuddly adoption video ever. Once everyone sees what good pets we are, we'll find their forever-homes in no time. [deep breath] I know exactly what to say. I just have to say it to the camera nice and clear. Yup. Just me, Pup-Pup, and the camera. [gulps] Plus the hundreds of people who'll watch the video... [whimpers]
[static]
Polina: [softly] Is there an animal looking for a home? Whoops. Oh, I mean... Take two!
[static]
Polina: [more softly] Is their home furry? No, no, no, start over. Take three.
Pup-Pup: [slurps]
[static]
Polina: Pets— Friend— You— Happy— Take— T-T-Take, take, take! Oh... Maybe I'll take an entirely different approach off-camera.
[static]
Polina: You guys should be the stars of the video anyhow. I'll just get some super-cute shots of you guys being your well-behaved, perfect pet selves. And action! That's it!
Fluttershy little dog: Rowf!
Polina: Oh. Oh, where did Kitty run off to? Come down and play. Please? No? Okay.
[animals making noises]
[bird chirping]
Luna: [gasps] Astaghfirullahal-adziim! Lina! What happened?
Polina: [weakly] They heard the call of the wild... There's no way I'm gonna finish this video.
Luna and Sergey: [laugh]
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: I think you've captured the fun of havin' a pet perfectly.
Polina: [gasps] Really, Lord Twilight?
Luna: He's correct. With a little editing magic, this will make a great adoption video.
[static]
[sad music]
Polina: [voiceover] The Fluttershy are the best!
[music gets more upbeat]
Polina: [voiceover] If you're looking for a pet, these Fluttershy pets are looking for you!
[hamster squeaking]
Pup-Pup: [slurps]
Polina: Come on down to the Fluttershy Animal Rescue Center! Where we have the furry friend that's purr-fect for you!
THE END

Celestia's Snack Psychic

[Ceylon traditional music]
Luna: Whoa! This cafe is rich with Ceylon's taste!
Celestia: Welcome, guys! Be back soon! [to Nadhiya] Big test, Brother Nadia?
Nadhiya: Yeah. How'd ya know, Tia?
Celestia: When you're stressed, you always order a grilled cheese sandwich. [gasps] Be right back! Here! Luna can help you. He's basically a genius at everything. Especially math.
Nadhiya: Oh, no, it's... no big deal. Heh. I mean... only if you have time.
Luna: So, uh... what're ya workin' on, Brother Nadia?
Celestia: Hi! I wanna introduce you to my companion lady – Lady Toby.
Tobias: [gasping]
Lucinta Putra: Uh, why?
Celestia: That's why!
Tobias: Don't worry, Lucy. I can fix this! Do you have glitter on you?
Celestia: [sniffing] Chlorine! [sniffing] And soup. Aw, candy corn! [to the Seborga High civilians] Eating soup after the big loss at the swim meet today?
Principal Zoey: Yeah. For the sake of France, losers don't deserve nachos.
Celestia: That's not true, sir! Hold on. I know just what you need!
[zip!]
Celestia: First, you totally deserve Ceylonese curry nachos for trying! And second—
[zip!]
Celestia: —this is Jason! He's the captain of every single team at our Canterlot Presidentials!
Seborga High civilians: ¡Mon Dieu!
Celestia: He's the best at turning today's loss into tomorrow's win!
Jason: Okay, Seborga. Here's the game plan for next week.
Susanti: How do you do it, Celestia?
Celestia: Do what?
Susanti: You always know exactly what everyone needs.
[music continues]
Luna and Nadhiya: [laugh]
Celestia: Uh... Susanti, your boyfriend – Brother Nadia, is now happier. By the way, it's just a gut feeling, you know?
[stomach rumbles]
Celestia: [snickering]
Susanti: Mm-hmm. I know.
Celestia and Susanti: [high five] Yeah! [nomming] Woo-hoo!
THE END

Latvia Farms' Feast

[Stanza 1]
Before the sun comes up
You gotta start your rocket boosters
Rise and shine! I'm feelin' fine
Wake up, Mr. Rooster!
The early bird gets the worm
The sunrise makes me squirm
[Reff 1]
Keepin' busy is keepin' good
Keep on goin' just like you should
Call me "crazy", misunderstood!
But you won't hear me complain
'Cause I got time to spare, fun to share
My friends along a job well done by the break of dawn!
[Stanza 2]
So many things need gettin' done
Around the neighborhood
So, get to work and get it done
Before the gettin' goin' gets good
Most people dread the chic and grime
But elbow grease works every time
[back to Reff 1]
[Bridge]
Count my chickens, milk the cows
Hang those lights, I'll show ya how
Invite my friends, clean the barn
This is so excitin'!
Strum a guitar and sing this yarn!
[Reff 2] (x2)
Keepin' busy is keepin' good
Keep on goin' just like you should
Call me "crazy", misunderstood!
But you won't hear me complain
'Cause I got time to spare, I got fun to share
My friends along a job well done by the break of dawn!
[snoring]
THE END

So Much More to Me

Martin: Are you sure you don't wanna come to the karaoke party, Lina?
Polina: Oh, no, princess. I can't. The thought of singing in public makes me— [squeaks]
Martin: No worries. See ya tomorrow.
[door opens]
[door closes]
[Stanza 1]
Do you think the coast is clear?
No one to see, no one to hear
Me sing out my song?
I think we're all alone
I don't need my name in lights
That's not where I set my sights
No, oh-oh, no, not me
I don't need a stage to sing
[Reff]
I like the quiet, I like the calm
To turn it up, to sing along – I'm not just shy
Look close, and you will see
There's so much more to me
[Stanza 2]
I'm just fine rehearsing on my own
My hairbrush is my microphone
Look out now, I'm in the zone
Yeah! Can you feel it?
[back to Reff]
[Stanza 3]
I speak soft out in a crowd
I whisper, "am I being too loud?"
But when I close that door
The crowd just wants more and more and more!
[back to Reff]
I like my friends, I like my pets (oh-whoa-whoa)
I like to rock, do pirouettes (oh-whoa) – I'm more than shy
I'm more than you can see
There's so much more to me
Martin: Hey, Lina! I came back to say we decided to go to a Turkish movie instead, but... Were you playing music?
Polina: [startled] No!
Martin: Okay. Well, do you wanna come?
Polina: I guess so.
THE END

The Other Side

[Stanza 1]
Sitting here with my head in my hands
Ideas that come and go
Sketching my heart out, nothing will turn out
Everything seems so
I've been here before, and I know that I can
Do it if I try
But why, oh, why
Do you stumble before you fly?
[Reff 1]
My wheels keep turnin'
My fire's still burnin'
'Cause right now I'm learnin'
How to get to the other side
It's a game of waitin'
Anticipatin'
But I keep creatin'
So I can get to the other
Get to the other side
Get to the other side, hey! (x2)
So I can get to the other
Get to the other—
[Stanza 2]
Keep on believin', I'll be achievin'
The harder that I go
Don't really know how, I won't give up now
Until I steal the show
With time, it gets better, I'll be a trendsetter
Doin' it my own way
Hey, hey, hey!
Won't stop 'til I seize the day
[Reff 2]
My wheels keep turnin'
My fire's still burnin'
'Cause right now I'm learnin'
How to get to the other side
It's a game of waitin'
Anticipatin'
But I keep creatin'
So I can get to the other
Get to the other side
Get to the other side, hey! (x2)
So I can get to the other
Get to the other side
THE END

Reboxing with Spike!

[techno music]
Spike: Hey, Petrov paw pals! Welcome to this month's "Fancy Fetch Unboxing with Spike"! I love pampering myself, and of course, putting it on the internet for my fans, first! #PuppySelfCare! I've decided to splurge a little this month and get the deluxe package! Let's get a better shot. Whoa! Look at this! Fabulous Fido's Faberge Flying Disk. Of course, you can't actually throw it. Far too delicate. [kisses] Hmm. What other gems do we have here? Oh! Slippers to make your paws feel plush! They're encrusted with locally sourced amethysts. Masha Allah! [laughs] This is why I started blogging in the first place! I've been waiting for a sniff like this. It's a classic white ankle sock. Cotton/nylon blend, two hundred wears deep, never washed. This ain't no dry wick. This baby is as absorbent as they get! [sniffs, sighs]
Luna: SPIKE!!!
[music stops]
Spike: Huh?
Luna: Did you spend two million rupiahs on a box with a dirty sock in it?
Spike: [laughs nervously] Can't put a price on... #PuppySelfCare?
[beep]
Spike: And now, for my new show – "Reboxing and Returning Stuff".
THE END

DIY with Lady Dennis

Dennis: On today's "DIY with Lady Dennis", we're gonna build my friend, Toby, a dream dressin' room – in just seventy-three easy steps!
Tobias: Hello, guys! I can't wait for my fabulous new dressing room and—
Dennis: [clears throat]
Tobias: Oh. Sorry. [laughs] Promise I won't make another peep.
Dennis: Let's get started!
[a few moments later]
Dennis: First, ya need wood. So, for step one, I'm gonna cut down one of the trees.
Tobias: Ooh, just a dash of peep. How many trees are we going to need?
[video fast-forwarding]
Dennis: Step eight – gettin' rid of splinters. Now, ya have to give each square foot of the surface thirty clockwise strokes with the buffer—
Tobias: Thirty?! Darling, that seems a bit excessive!
Dennis: Yes. Thirty. And then you have to double-check those strokes by... Aw, shoot! I lost count! Well, I have to cut down a new tree.
Tobias: [yawns] Yes, this is positively electrifying.
[static]
Dennis: Step twenty-nine – paintin' your room! I chose this practical white color—
Opalescence: [hisses]
[static]
Dennis: Step twenty-nine-point-five – paintin' your room with this, uh, Bavaria purple.
[much, much, much later...]
Dennis: Step forty-two – adding tufted button walls! You're gonna wanna be careful, measurin' the satin at least twice—
[video fast-forwarding]
Dennis: Now that you've measured five times, we can begin to cut the samples.
Tobias: [clears throat]
[static]
[scissors snipping]
[video fast-forwarding]
Dennis: We just have to figure out which of the sixty-two samples—
Tobias: [yawns]
Dennis: —work best. [clears throat] Now the real fun begins!
Tobias: [sarcastically] Oh, now the real fun begins. I've been having so much fun the whole time. [sighs]
Dennis: Toby! Wake up!
Tobias: [yawns]
[thud]
Dennis: Step seventy-three – the big reveal!
Opalescence: [meows]
Dennis: [whispering] Oh. Yeah. G'night, you two.
THE END

The Crafts of Cookies

Celestia: Welcome to "The Craft of Cookies" with me, Celestia! In just one class, you, too, can become a Certified Cookie Master! [gasps] Let's get started.
[]
Celestia: [squee] Yummy! Yes, please! Tasty! They gonna be delicious! Now, step two – making cookies! Cup of sugar, a tablespoon of baking powder, a dash of vanilla, a pinch of salt, and for our final ingredient, two Tank kisses! [smooches, slurps] Mmmm... Cotton candy. This is taaaaaasty! [as Gummy] You've really outdone yourself, Tia! [normally] Aw, thanks, Gummy! Now for the not-so-secret ingredient – chocolate! [munches] Mmmm... mmm... [continues munching] [as Gummy] Don't eat all the chips! [gulps, normally] Whoa. Tum-tum. I didn't think there was such a thing as too much chocolate. [belches] Now, to bake our creations!
[kitchen timer ticking]
Celestia: Mmm-mmm-mmm!
[kitchen timer ticking]
Celestia: [gasps] They're ready!
[splat!]
Celestia: [sniffs] What's that, Gummy? Do you think I've just invented the perfect cookie? Awww... And now, for the final, and best, part – sprinkles!
[boom!]
Celestia: Y aquí! Two dozen ultra-scrumptious cookies for a sophisticated snack time! Until next time on "The Craft of Cookies", this is Celestia bidding you a sweet evening and a most delicious morrow!
THE END

Street Magic with Cecil!

Cecil Lulamoon: Today, the Great and Powerful Seeeeesil is here to blow your feeble minds with some serious magic!
Spike: Uhhh... Lady Cecil, everyone believes that you're Great and Powerful. You don't have to prove it!
Cecil Lulamoon: Don't worry, I got this.
Spike: I'm worrying! I'm worrying!
Cecil Lulamoon: Magic, don't ever fail me! Abraca—!
[magic sounds]
[crowd gasps]
Cecil Lulamoon: —Dabra! [sighs] Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on the Great and Powerful Seeeeesil's astounding power of telekinesis!
[crowd cheers]
[Luna secretly greets Cecil]
Cecil Lulamoon: [to Luna] Thanks. [to everyone] You're welcome. I am all-powerful.
[cameras snapping]
THE END

Skateboard Essentials

[rock music]
[wheels rolling]
Nadhiya: Hi everyone, welcome to "España Gaming", I'm Nadhiya Zelvan – the professional skateboarder! The best skateboard trick from Spain is gonna blow your mind! It's been a super-intense four weeks of training. Nothing but grinding, claw-stretches, shredding, and shredded lettuce! [chomps]
[kids marveling]
Nadhiya: Fan-kids of David Beckham, some say it couldn't be done, but get ready, 'cause today, you're going to witness the first-ever Matador Ramp Ollie! Time to bust out of that shell, Tank. Let's do this!
[beat]
Nadhiya: Wait'll you see this!
[kids gasp]
[music continues]
Nadhiya: [squeals]
[wheels rolling]
[music stops]
Nadhiya: Awesome!
Vernadian kids: [cheer] Awesome, Brother Nadhiya!
Nadhiya: Don't worry, kids. I'll add some essential effects later.
[boop]
[music]
THE END

Street of Bavariafest

Tobias: Hello, Petrov buddies! Welcome to "Street of Bavariafest with Tobias Ratnasari"! A show that keeps you ahead of the curve. So, you're always the first guy on your block to wear the most glittering and glamorous bottoms in fashion! This week, I am bringing you the latest in the Dutch sparkle! So let's get started! As we can see, Dennis has a simply scrumptious country style that really works for her. So I will just make some simple Dutch tweaks.
[flash]
Tobias: [gasps] Sometimes I just shock myself with how good I am!
Dennis: [shivering] Uh, d-d-d-don't you think it's a... pinch chilly for this getup?
Tobias: Nonsense, Dennis! You look gorgeous! And oh, so shimmer!
Dennis: C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cold...
[geese honking]
Vincent: Oh. They're starting to head north for the winter.
Tobias: It may befall, Vincent, but we in the fashion world are in summer mode. And now, so are you!
[flash]
Vincent: [shudders]
Tobias: He's sporty! He's stylish! And he needs a sensational Oktoberfest look to dazzle all people like in the... Netherlands? [clears throat] Maybe...
[flash]
Tobias: It's elegant yet still sporty! He'll be bringing drama along with the Netherlands' Oktoberfest!
Jason: That... doesn't look like in the Netherlands to me.
Tobias: Ignore nature, Jason. Bavariafest is a state of mind. We'll see you next time on "Street of Bavariafest with Tobias Ratnasari"! Until then, don't forget to strike a pose!
[plop!]
Jason: Uh, Lady Toby, you got anything for winter?
Tobias Ugh. Remind me to do our photo shoots indoors from now on. [shudders]
THE END

Game Stream

Nadhiya: Welcome to "España Gaming", I'm Nadhiya! I've decided to take a break from racking up crazy-high scores to introduce my brother from Equestria Boys – Vincent Fluttershy, to gaming.
Vincent: [quietly] Ura! Games.
Nadhiya: Okay, Vincent, your pick. What'll it be?
Vincent: Oh. For the sake of the Fluttershy: the squirrel one.
Nadhiya: Yeah, sure. I usually play more advanced games, but what the guest player picks, we play. This will be... easy.
Vincent: Time to press some buttons. [waves Fluttershy Corps flag] Ura!
Nadhiya: Here we go!
[video game music]
Nadhiya: The game play here is actually very simple. Get your squirrel to climb the tree...
[video game sounds]
Nadhiya: Climb the tree... [angrily] Climb the tree...!
Vincent: Like this, Brother Nadia?
[video game sounds]
Nadhiya: Uh... yeah.
Vincent: Hmm? Oh. Ooh. [giggling]
[video game sounds]
Nadhiya: [grunting, angrily] What do you want from me?! TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!! [sobs, screams]
[video game sounds continue]
Vincent: Ura! Did I do it right, brother?
Nadhiya: That was... amazing! Can I watch you play it again?
THE END

Petrovburg's Pre-Show

[dogs barking]
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: [Latvian accent] Howdy! [normal] And welcome to the first annual Petrovburg Pet Show! Sure is great to be here, ain't it?
Vincent: [quietly and stiltedly] "Sure is, Sergey. Can't wait to see all the wonderful contestants".
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Heh. All right, then. You heard that lady! Let's meet 'em! This is the backstage area, where the pets get fresh and spiffy before the competition. Right, Vincent?
Vincent: Mm-hmm. Fresh and spiffy.
Banana: [barks]
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Why, look at this adorable feller! [to Dian] Brother Dian, tell us about the pooch.
Dian Jerman: Oh! The dog's a Bosnian terrier, named—
Vincent: Banana! [to Banana] Anything else to share?
Banana: [barks]
Vincent: [giggles] Banana's favorite snack is bananas, it loves its banana toy, and its favorite pastime is—
Banana: [barks]
Vincent: Hey! What a cutie!
Tayo the Dog: [barks]
Vincent: Oh, really?
Tayo the Dog: [barks]
Vincent: Tayo loves daytime TV, is a great listener, and—
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Uh, I think the show will be startin' soon, so we should wrap this up.
Vincent: I think we have time for one more quick interview.
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Rico?
Ricochet: [barks]
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: What are you doin' here?
Ricochet: [barks]
Vincent: Awwww. [giggles] That's the Applejack dog. Rico only said that she wanted to surprise us by competing today!
Dennis: Yee-haw! We gotta get ready to win that gold!
[bell rings]
Vincent: That's the signal! It's time to enjoy the cutest show in our Petrovburg!
THE END

Petrovburg's Victory Lap

Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Giddyup! What a show! So many surprises and one too many jugglin' acts, if you ask me. And now for the victory lap! Here comes our participation winners!
[crowd cheering]
Vincent: I have such a hard time reading that Gummy. It's a pet of mystery.
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Next up, our third-place partners: Bellvania and his robot – Rostov JK-1. Uh... [quietly] Hey, Vincent, does a robot count as a pet?
Rostov JK-1: [electronic noises]
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Uh, I mean, over to you, Vincent!
Vincent: Sounds good, Sergey! Rostov JK-1 really wowed the judges with their super shiny coat.
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Our second-place team sure knows how to put a game face on durin' a tough competition!
Vincent: Couldn't agree more, Sergey! And Tank kept its focus, despite the distraction of being totally in love. Bravo, Jason and Tank!
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Huh. You sure do have the inside scoop, Vincent.
Vincent: Well, Tank is a very talk-active tortoise.
Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: And our big winners! I dunno about, Vincent, but I can't think of a more deservin' duo!
Vincent: Yes, despite being in a horribly cranky mood during the personality round, Flutterović really turned on the charm for the win!
[applaud]
Vincent: You guys did great! [to Elfa] thank you, sir!
Dmitry Elfa: [giggles]
[crowd cheering]
Rostov JK-1: [electronic noises]
THE END

Schedule Swap

Princess Finlandia: Welcome to another exciting college year at this Canterlot Presidentials! [over P.A. system] As you settle into your new classes, please make sure everything's in order.
[in the art classroom]
Dennis: Everything's not in order! Where's Tia?
[in the drama classroom]
Vincent: Um... Ben, isn't Lady Toby in this class?
Bellvania: Nuh-uh.
[in the physics classroom]
Luna: I thought Princess Martin was in advanced physics with me.
Nadhiya: This is regular physics, Luna.
Luna: Astaghfirullahal adziim?!
[in the principal's office]
Princess Finlandia: All final schedule changes must be made by the end of the day.
[door opens]
[Petrovburg Heroes panicking]
[thud]
Dennis: Mrs. Finn, I was supposed to be in the woodshop with Celestia, not frou-frou paintin' time with nobody.
Vincent: I only signed up for drama to be with Lady Toby, ma'am, but she wasn't there. Which was very dramatic, but for all the wrong reasons.
Princess Finlandia: Don't worry, Frihetens. I'll sort it out.
[keys clacking]
[printer whirring]
Tobias: [sighs] Okay! Phew!
Luna: Yes! Thank you, mom.
Jason: All right.
[in the woodshop classroom]
Tobias: [groans] This is the strangest math class I've ever been in.
Lucinta Putra: That's 'cause it's woodshop. [plays wood flute]
[in the eco classroom]
Jason: Huh. Princess Martin should be in here by herself.
[in the advanced physics classroom]
Luna: Tia, have you seen Princess Martin? Wait. I didn't know you were taking advanced physics with her.
Celestia: Advanced physics? [laughs] Thank goodness! I thought they had ruined P.E.! Jason, I'm on my way! Don't choose teams without me!
Luna: [sighs]
[back in the principal's office]
[Petrovburg Heroes panicking]
[Finlandia frustrated, slams her table]
Princess Finlandia: Frihetens! I think I can arrange for you all to have one class period together. But this is the final change, okay?
[Petrovburg Heroes cheering]
[in the presidential cafeteria]
Dennis: Well, Mrs. Finn wasn't lyin'. Lunch technically is a class period.
Celestia: Best class to have together ever!
The Petrovburg Heroes: [agreeing]
Vincent: Um, has anyone seen Princess Martin?
[back in the principal's office]
[keys clacking]
Martin: Ma'am, I think I'm supposed to have lunch this period.
Princess Finlandia: [sighs]
THE END

Vernadsky Under the Stars

Luna: Thank you so much for helping me with tonight's Vernadsky Celestial Socialization, Tia.
Celestia: No trouble, Luna. Space rubbles and stars are like the glitter of the sky!
Luna: I'm so nervous. My favorite astrophysicist – Mrs. Natalia Finlandia, is here! She's so smart and cool and probably very funny. Do you think she'll like me?
Celestia: Of course she will.
[guests clamoring]
Luna: [gasps] There she is! Mrs. Natalia Finlandia! I just have to meet her!
Celestia: And I have to get this celestial celebration into orbit! Woo-hoo! Space party!
[music]
Celestia: Hmm...
[much, much, much later...]
Celestia: Party cannon!
[boom!]
[squeak!]
[guests laughing]
Luna: [sighs]
[wheels whirring]
Celestia: Atomic chocolate cake!
Natalia Finlandia: Did you know the smell of chocolate increases brain waves and contains—
Luna: The neurotransmitter serotonin, which triggers relaxation and contentment.
Celestia: Mmm, so sciency.
Natalia Finlandia: My name's Natalia, Natalia Finlandia.
Luna: Oh! I'm Luna, Luna Vernadsky. It's such an honor to meet you. I'm so interested to hear about your theories on...
[Luna and Mrs. Natalia leave]
Celestia: Cake fixes everything.
THE END

Five Stars

Celestia: Solvedos – the best Ceylon-sparkled diner in Canterlot City! Not a single bad review! Five-star rating on Hacky Zak!
Susanti: Let's keep it up!
Celestia: Super happy with your flavor selection? How about a review?
[electronic chimes]
Celestia: Yeah!
France delegate girl: We'll both have Ceylonese club sandwich.
[zip!]
Celestia: I thought you might.
Dahlia Roland: Wow. That was, like, so fast.
Celestia: That's what I like to hear, Lia. Care to Hacky Zak about it?
[electronic chimes]
[coffee pouring]
Celestia: Can I get you anything else?
Old lady: Nah. Just gonna enjoy my paper.
Celestia: Okie-dokie-lokie!
[zip!]
Celestia: Hope you're enjoying your paper. If you're enjoying our service, too, feel free to leave a Hacky Zak!
[electronic chimes]
Celestia: [whimpers]
[air hissing]
Sherina and Susanti: [gasp]
Celestia: We just got our first ever four-star review. We're dooooomed! [sobbing]
Susanti: Four stars doesn't seem so bad, Celestia.
Sherina: Subhanallah, it's still a good review. Our streak was bound to end sometime.
Celestia: No way! We are a five-star diner! I have to fix this!
[a few moments later]
Celestia: Just in case the first one gets cold. A piece of Pinkie pie? Complimentary whole Pinkie pie?
[zipping]
Luna: [enjoying Pinkie pie] Mmmm.
Celestia: Agh! What am I doing wrong?! Fine. I'll just leave him alone.
[cellphone vibrates]
[electronic chimes]
Celestia: [gasps]
Old lady: All I wanted was some peace and quiet.
Celestia: [whistling]
THE END

FOMO

Tobias: Ooh, Jason, it's February 7! Would you like to come over after college today to—
Jason: Ooh, uh, that sounds really cool, lady, but I can't. I have, uh, plans.
Tobias: What sort of plans?
Jason: Just chores and stuff! I gotta go!
[zoom!]
[door opens]
[engine running]
Luna: Off we go! I've always wanted to do this! It's gonna be so much fun!
Jason and Luna: [laughing]
Tobias: Taxi! Taxi!
[tires screeching]
Tobias: Follow that motorbike!
[tires screeching]
Tobias: [gasps] They're shopping without me. [sobs] I've never felt so betrayed in all my life! No!
[in distance]
Martin: We'll see you guys there. I will have plenty of time to think about that.
Vincent: [winking]
[back to taxi]
Tobias: I guess their plans don't involve me. Driver, take me home!
Taxi driver: Uh, lady, I need an address.
[taxi stops]
Tobias: I guess I'll just be alone by myself while all my friends are having fun together... without...
[suddenly...]
The Petrovburg Heroes: Surprise! Happy birthday, Lady Toby!
Tobias: What the heck?!
Jason: You didn't think we'd let you spend your birthday alone, did you?
Tobias: [stammers] Of course not, buddy! I knew you had something up your sleeve from the very beginning!
The Petrovburg Heroes: [laugh]
THE END

I'm on a Yacht

[The Petrovburg Heroes]
Hey, hey!
[Martin]
Check our new ride
The wind is blowin', and we're feelin' real fly
I and my friends are pumped up
[The Petrovburg Heroes]
That's right!
[Tobias]
Gonna see some dolphins before the end of the night
(Vincent: Dolphins!)
[Jason]
Hold up, pass the sunscreen
Can't nobody stop us from doin' our thing
We flossin' on 'em with our bling-bling
[Celestia]
Vincent's on deck, and it's—
[The Petrovburg Heroes]
—The fire he'll bring
[Celestia]
We hotties on a yacht-y
It's a special kind of party
Setting sail so we can play
Because it's anchors away
We got floaty-woaties, beach toties
Kings of the sea, we're fabulous, phenomenal
[The Petrovburg Heroes]
Don't you agree?
Hey, hey, hey, hands in the air
Oh, oh, oh, wind in our hair
We're hoppin' on, so float along
'Cause PH's on this yacht
Hey, hey, sippin' on lemonade
Shinin' bright, but we're throwin' no shade
Exclusively, we're V.I.P.
'Cause PH's on this yacht!
Oh, no!
[Martin]
The sun's beatin' down
D.I. fell asleep when no one was around (Celestia: What?!)
Now she's got a burn and a serious frown
[Dennis]
That won't even stop me from really gettin' down
[The Petrovburg Heroes]
Hey!
[Jason]
Allah blesses us all
He knows what we need to make us move our feet
Divin' in the pool to escape the heat
[Tobias]
Now we're getting hungry, and it's time to eat
[Celestia]
Lobster on a silver platter
'Cause the costs don't even matter
All expenses are paid by the PH crew
[The Petrovburg Heroes]
Got it made!
[Celestia]
Little boats are driftin' by
Seagulls up in the sky
We're a picture of perfection
As we wave to them
[The Petrovburg Heroes]
Hey, hey, hey, hands in the air
Oh, oh, oh, wind in our hair
We're hoppin' on, so float along
'Cause PH's on this yacht
Hey, hey, sippin' on lemonade
Shinin' bright, but we're throwin' no shade
Exclusively, we're V.I.P.
'Cause PH's on this yacht!
[Sergey the Twilight Sparkle]
Worldwide, y'all! Petrovburg Heroes crew!
Keepin' it hot on a yacht! And it's all good!
[The Petrovburg Heroes]
We're livin' our life like this moment never ends
Sun shines on us so brightly when we're chillin' with friends
Hey, hey, hey, hands in the air
Oh, oh, oh, wind in our hair
We're hoppin' on, so float along
'Cause PH's on this yacht
Hey, hey, sippin' on lemonade
Shinin' bright, but we're throwin' no shade
Exclusively, we're V.I.P.
'Cause PH's on this yacht!
THE END

Run to Break Free

[birds chirping]
[civilians chattering]
[locker slams]
[Stanza 1]
I have so much more to say
But I live in slow motion
From moment to moment, hey
Holding back from day to day
The clock's ticking slowly
But time cannot hold me down
[Reff]
I find myself in the rhythm of my feet
Feel it in my heartbeat
The time is now, and I won't hold back!
Gonna break free, yeah, I'm runnin'
Watch me, yeah-yeah,
I let go in this moment, all roads open
Gonna break free, yeah, I'm runnin'
I was born to break free
[Stanza 2]
I choose my path, I choose my dreams
My spirit's a fighter – a passion igniter, yeah
All I need's inside of me
A light shining brighter, a spark to fire now
[back to Reff]
THE END

Camping Must-Haves

Tobias: Hello, Petrov internet buddies! It's our music festival muses – Toby and Dennis here, presenting our camping must-haves.
Dennis: Now, you're gonna be out in the hot sun all day long, so be sure to bring plenty of sunscreens.
Tobias: Of course, your SPF won't be complete without a chapeau. And it should match your parasol and your blanket, of course.
Dennis: But you don't really need all that.
Tobias: And maybe a hijab scarf.
Dennis: I can think of two must-haves for makin' an outhouse feel like an in-house. Bring your own TP and plenty of hand sanitizer.
Tobias: Be sure to include one or two all-natural moisturizers. It never hurts to have a whole set.
Dennis: You can't go three days without 'em?
Tobias: Okay, Petrov internet buddies. I'll fit them in. I'll just tuck them in next to the cushioned seat cover, air-freshening candle set, and four-panel privacy screen.
Dennis: [sighs] And finally, you'll need a sleepin' bag for a few hours of shuteye.
Tobias: Plus pillows! Travel pillows, body pillows, accent pillows, throw pillows, bolster pillows, hypoallergenic pillows—
Dennis: And where are you plannin' to put all the pillows?
[scraping sounds]
Tobias: [grunting] Just... [sighs]
Dennis: Excuse me! What happened to bringin' only our must-haves?
Tobias: This is a one-of-a-kind bespoke four-poster bed! I absolutely must have it!
Dennis: Campin's about makin' do with what you got! It's about breakin' off a stick to roast marshmallows or rustlin' up pine needles for deodorant!
Tobias: But, darling, we're not camping.
Dennis: Huh?
Tobias: We're glamping!
[thud]
[clunk!]
[fire roaring]
[horn honking]
Dennis: Well. I think I'm gonna like glampin'.
THE END

Festival Filters

[chattering]
[click!]
Tobias: Ooh, what filter are you going to use, princess?
Martin: I was thinking about going #NoFilter.
Luna, Jason, Vincent, and Tobias: Masha Allah...!
Dennis: Not to sound like my mother – Maria Applejack, but why do y'all care so much about a filter? All it does is make a new picture look... old.
Tobias: [laughs] Oh, no-no-no-no-no, no-no-no, Dennis, no. They are so much more. You can model the latest trend with "Shape Dutch".
[beeps]
Dennis: I'd never wear a dodecahedron.
[beeps]
Vincent: By the fidelity, if you're missing your friends, try "Flora and Fauna".
[birds chirping]
Vincent: Oh! [giggles]
Jason: [laughs] Check it out!
[music playing]
Jason: [laughs] We're in a band!
Dennis: Uh, we do that already.
Vincent: "Fish Eye"!
[click!]
Tobias: "Birds' Eyes"!
[click!]
Jason: "Normal Hair"!
[click!]
Jason: You guys look great.
Luna: "Watson"!
[click!]
Vincent: "Bigfoot Blurry in the Background"!
[click!]
[dramatic sting]
The Petrovburg Heroes: [giggling]
Vincent: Looks just like him.
Jason: "Pony"!
[click!]
[[[Vernadsky Saturday Night]] played]
Jason: Uh...
Celestia: Ooh! Party picture!
Martin: This one is awesome!
Vincent: That cake looks delicious.
Dennis: That cake looks delicious. Tia?
Celestia: What a filter?
[beat]
[squeak!]
The Petrovburg Heroes: [laughing]
THE END

How to Backstage

[drone whirring]
Martin: Hello, everybody. Princess Martin's here, the M.V.P. with a B.T.S. look at the V.I.P. life. Translation: I got a backstage pass!
[]
Martin: Need a break? The first perk of the V.I.P. treatment – swag, swag, swag, swag, swag! I'm talking foreign chocolate, instant cameras, noise-canceling headphones... or... socks. Rock on! Must be to keep the bands from getting cold feet. [chuckles] I guess I'll just, uh, put them on. [grunts] Whoa. V.I.P. coming through!
[thud]
Martin: Check it out – the world-famous green room, where all the bands hang out before the show. Any guesses on who we'll see? Are you kidding me? This... is... amazing! You're lookin' at the guy who invented pickup-only reverb! Ever wonder who does PostCrush's light show? She runs a four-gel hot swap! [screams] This is the best day of my life!
Lighting lady: Did you want to meet the band?
Band members: Cool socks.
Martin: [laughs] Thanks. Can I get a picture?
[band members laughing]
[camera clicks]
Martin: [squee] And that's how to get the backstage.
THE END

Festival Looks

Tobias: Some say the best part of a music festival is the music. But to me, it's fashion!
Dennis: An old pair of cowboy boots will keep you from steppin' in a pile of... uh... fashion emergency.
Dennis' pig: [oinks]
Vincent: If you've got hang-ups with hangers, look for style right outside your window.
Fluttershy birds: [chirping]
Tobias: [gasps] I believe they're famished for fashion.
Vincent: Well, actually, they do want me to regurgitate worms into their beaks.
[keys tapping]
Tobias: Innovative! Who's next?
Jason: [poses like a Brazilian footballer] Make sure you can move whether you're dancing at the festival or after a hat trick.
Tobias: Touchdown!
Jason: Uh, that's not what it's called.
Martin: Can't go wrong with a classic.
Celestia: Classic? You mean, like... confetti?
[squeak!]
Celestia: Confetti everywhere! Hmm. Celestia is the Laughter Diva.
Tobias: Aah!
Celestia: Oops! Sorry, Lady Toby.
Luna: Lady Toby, You know what's always in style? Personal responsibility. Earplugs for the high-decibel situations, a mineral water bottle, flashlight and compass in case we get lost, the other kind of compass in case we need...
Tobias: And there you have it, you handsome Luna. [to the viewers] At the end of the day, it's always in fashion to be utterly yourselves. See you at the festival!
THE END

Five Lines You Need to Stand In

[indistinct chattering]
[drone whirring]
Celestia: Hello, computer net friends. Celestia is here, bringing you the list you've all been waiting for. Because anybody who's anybody knows that music festivals aren't about the music or the scene or even the camping. This is why we're counting down the five lines you need to stand in! Oh, yeah!
[]
Celestia: First up, the security line. If we play this right, we might just make a new friend.
Security guard: Bag, please.
Celestia: You can show off all the cool stuff in your purse.
Security guard: How in the...?
Celestia: I know, right?
[]
Celestia: The only thing that tastes better than nachos is nachos you waited two hours to get. Besides, how else could I ever decide what I want on them? Which is everything! Ohhhh, delicious! [eating noisily]
[]
Celestia: Up next, the photo booth line. Let's practice a pose! Say "cheese"! Say, cheese?
Wally: [gags]
Celestia: Eh, your loss. [eating noisily]
[]
Celestia: Why not take a chance on a mystery line? It could lead to the coolest place you've ever seen! [to a person in line] Do you know where this line goes?
Person in-line: ["I-don't-know" sound]
Celestia: Ah! Me, neither! But if it's this long, it's got to be good, right? [giggles]
[]
Celestia: Last, but certainly not least, is the bathroom line. Or, as I like to call it, the conga line! Cha-cha-cha, everybody!
[civilians laughing]
[conga music]
Celestia: This is the best line ever!
[door opens]
Celestia: Congratulations! You made it!
THE END

Find the Magic

[The Dazzlings]
Where do we go? Every day's the same
Did we lose the magic, magic, magic?
So ordinary, stuck on repeat
Gotta find the passion, passion, passion
The days go round and round
Gotta break away, find a great escape
Round and round and round (x2)
Ohhh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, let's find (x2)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, let's find the magic (x2)
[Princess Aulia]
Can I find beauty in simple things?
[The Dazzlings]
Can I learn to see it, see it, see it?
The days go round and round, round and round
Gotta break away, find a great escape
Round and round and round (x2)
Ohhh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, let's find (x2)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, let's find the magic (x2)
[Princess Aulia]
Let's find the magic!
[The Dazzlings]
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, let's find (x2)
(Princess Aulia: Hey!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, let's find the magic
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh...
THE END

Let it Rain

[Stanza 1]
It's all right, yeah, I'm walking right beside you
I feel the way, feel the way that you do, too
Oh, I can't lie, sometimes
[Reff]
Everything feels like it's just too much
But you gotta let it in, even if it's tough
Know it gets better, know it gets better
Push through the weather, weather
Let it rain, let it rain
Don't be afraid of walls coming down
Sometimes it hurts, you'll figure it out
Let it rain, let it rain.
[Stanza 2]
It's okay, there's beauty in the breakdown
There's sun behind those gray clouds
You know, I can't lie, it's all right
[back to Reff]
Let it rain, let it rain
THE END

Cheer You On

[Sergey the Twilight Sparkle]
Leading lads, I'm happy where I stand
'Cause, you're the superstars, and I'm a super fan, yeah
You're my heroes, you've got the master plan
So into you
I'm just here to cheer you on
Someone you can count on, I live to cheer you on
The supporting people from every world
All for Petrovburg Heroes!
[Twilight Union]
Heroes, heroes, yeah
All for Petrovburg Heroes!
Heroes, heroes, ye... yeah!
[Sergey the Twilight Sparkle]
If I could be the wind under your wings
To watch you soar so high makes my heart sing
You don't have to ask, I'd do anything
So into you
[Twilight Union]
I'm just here to cheer you on
Magnificent and strong, I live to cheer you on
The supporting people from every world
All for Petrovburg Heroes!
[Nadhiya Zelvan]
Haters can hate, they know where they stand
They wish they could be Petrovburg lads
They're the ones, they'll never be fake
Friendship forever, bonds you don't break
F is for freedom, R is for reaps
I – inspiration for, E-very Petrovs
N never-ending, D is for dreaming
Don't stop believing, they'll always be there
[Sergey the Twilight Sparkle]
I'm just here to cheer you on
Someone you can count on, I live to cheer you on
The supporting people from every world
All for Petrovburg Heroes!
[Twilight Union]
Magnificent and strong
Someone you can count on
[Sergey the Twilight Sparkle]
The supporting people from every world
All for Petrovburg Heroes!
THE END

Do it for the Petrovgram!

Tobias: Oh! Ugh! [whines]
[static]
Tobias: Aah!
[static]
[hair dryer whirring]
[static]
Tobias:#PerfectOnTheFirstTry.
[beep!]
[dripping]
[whirring]
[bubbling]
[whistling]
[humming]
[bubbling]
[drip]
[poof!]
Luna: #TürkiyeScience.
[beep!]
Celestia: Party time!
[squeak!]
[rewinding]
[squeak!]
[rewinding]
[squeak!]
[beep!]
Jason: Time to fly!
[boing!]
Vincent: Whoa!
[rewinding]
[boing!]
[rewinding]
[boing!]
[beep!]
Tobias: Hey, "gai"s! That's what we're calling "guys" now. It's all part of our new "slang-uage" we're calling—
Celestia: "Sweet 'Breev's!"
Tobias: Everything's cooler when you abbreviate it. Suh-tuh-guh-buh-nuh-nuh?
Celestia: Totes! That's an 'abbrev'. As in, I totes have no idea what you just said!
Tobias: That is the power of 'breev's. 'P' to the 'breev'!
[beep!]
Jason: [giggling] I'm gonna hide in Tia's locker and scare her when she—
[clang!]
Jason: [screams]
[beep!]
[camera beeps]
[camera clicking]
[beep!]
Snips: [laughing]
[water swishing]
Snips: O-O-Okay, okay! T-Try again!
[water swishing]
[civilians gasp]
[civilians scream]
[hip-hop music]
[beep!]
Nadhiya: Ha!
[whoosh]
Vincent: [grunts]
Bellvania: Woo-hoo!
Turkoman Brothers and Equestria Boys: [cheer]
[beep!]
Celestia: Cupcakes! Vanilla swirl! Chocolate crunch! [giggling] Strawberry coconut! Lemon drop! Key lime! Orange creamsicle! Raspberry ganache!
[beep!]
[The Other Side playing]
Tobias:Whoa!
[thud]
Tobias: [grunting]
[Tobias]
Won't stop 'til I seize the day
My wheels keep tuuuu... [winds down]
[muffled grunting]
[dolphin laughing]
Tobias: Aah!
[splash!]
[beep!]
[Five to Nine playing]
Dennis: Yeeee-haw! Oof!
Celestia: Woo-hoo!
Celestia and Dennis: [laughing]
Dennis: Oh, apple fudge.
[beep!]
Nadhiya: Shhh.
[hip-hop music]
Luna: [laughing]
THE END

Sergey's Lullaby

Martin: Luna, come here!
Martin: We know that Sergey Norgesic is our best vice-principal, Luna.
Luna: Sergey is wonderful.
[exit from Sergey's dream]
THE END
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