Alfred E. Neuman for President is a sketch that shows what happens if Alfred E. Neuman becomes president.
Segment Appearences
Season 3
- (Episode 54) - Celebrity Endorsement with Batman (Announcer: Chris Cox)
- (Episode 55) - Dolphins (Announcer: Chris Cox)
- (Episode 56) - Forest Fires (Announcer: Kevin Shinick)
- (Episode 57) - Fear of the Dark (Announcer: Stephen Stanton)
- (Episode 58) - Celebrity Endorsement with Nicki Minaj (Announcer: Kevin Shinick)
- (Episode 59) - Rejected Mascots (also a Rejected segment) (Announcer: Josh Beren)
- (Episode 60) - Campaign Promises (White Spy and Black Spy make a cameo) (Announcer: Grey DeLisle)
- (Episode 61) - Rejected Campaign Slogans (also a Rejected segment) (Announcer: Chris Cox)
- (Episode 62) - Suggested Running Mates (Announcer: Stephen Stanton)
- (Episode 63) - Hide and Seek (Announcer: Kevin Shinick)
- (Episode 64) - Alfred E. Neuman Was There (Announcer: Fred Tatasciore)
- (Episode 66) - News from the Campaign Trail (Announcer: Mikey Day)
- (Episode 68) - More Campaign Promises (Announcer: Brian T. Delaney)
Transcript
Batman's Celebrity Endorsement
Dolphins
Are you gonna let a dolphin decide to take risks? I didn't think so.
Forest Fires
Fear of the Dark
Nicki Minaj's Celebrity Endorsement
Rejected Mascots
The Bald Eagle with a Wig
The Substitute Teacher Missed Science Class
Campaign Promises
Rejected Campaign Slogans
Suggested Running Mates
Farted
Hide and Seek
Alfred E. Newman Was There
News From the Campaign Trail
More Campaign Promises
Trivia
- Episode 65 and Episode 67 are the only two episodes of MAD since Episode 53 (the MAD Season 3 Premiere) that don't have an Alfred E. Neuman for President segment.