Avaturd

Avaturd is a take-off of Avatar.

This segment is from MAD Season 1, Episode 1: Avaturd / CSiCarly.

Summary

To learn more about the Na'vi, Jake Smelly must disguise himself as one of them.

References

Characters

Jake Smelly (Jake Sully)
Neytiri
Colonel Miles Quartich
Dr. Grace Augustine
Parker Selfridge
Blue
Papa Smurf
Grover
Keyboard Cat
Banshee
Rafiki

Transcript

Colonel Miles Quaritch: Welcome to Pandora. This is a Na'vi avatar. They are fierce and they are savage. Just don't tap on the glass, cause it freaks 'em out. [Cat Yowls] Now, the guy who was scheduled to take this avatar died from a cat allergy.

Tom Smelly: Ah-- [Splat]

Miles Quartich: So instead we're going with his brother, Jake Smelly.

Dr. Grace Augustine: Is that the best the military can do?

Miles Quartich: Well, we were gonna send the A-Team, but they wouldn't fit in the pod.

{A-Team Grunting}

B.A. Baracus: Oh, I pity the pod.

Dr. Grace: Uhh, better send Smelly.

Miles Quartich: Man your pod, Smelly, and good luck.

[The title card comes up with Jake Smelly na'vi's eyes "Avaturd"]

Jake Smelly [With Australian accent]: Wow, I look just like the Na'vi. Dr. Grace how did you duplicate them so perfect--

Dr. Grace [as an M&M]: What? It took a few tries to get it right, ok? Luckily everything on this planet is- {Gasps} [pointing at creature] Blue! Run Jake!

Blue: [Roars]

Dr. Grace: [Farts] Uhh. I think I just crapped in my shell.

[Blue chases Jake Smelly's Avatar]

Neytiri: [punches Blue with a stick, Grunting]

Blue: [Squealing]

Jake Smelly: Obviously, you're more of a cat person.

[Neytiri jumps down]

Neytiri: I am Neytiri of the Na'vi. We are a peaceful clan who are at one with nature.

Jake Smelly: Clearly.

[Scene goes to Blue who is badly damaged and insects buzzing over her]

Neytiri: These are my people. We live under the tree of souls with our clan leader, our spiritual leader...

Grover: Ahh!

Neytiri: ...and our music leader.

[Keyboard Cat plays a song]

[Jake Smelly goes down]

Neytiri: Everyone's a critic.

[Scene goes back to Pandora]

Jake Smelly: Why did you bring me back?

Parker Selfridge: To remind you, your mission is help us obtain this precious mineral known as Stupidnamium.

Jake Smelly: Stupidnamium? What moron came up with that?

[Scenes goes to Alfred picking Stupidnamium out of the 3 words.]

[Scene changes with a cat saying meow]

Neytiri: In order to fly, you must join with the banshee that chooses you.

Jake Smelly: How will I know which one chooses me?

Neytiri: It will try and kill you.

[gunshot]

["Terminator" - like music plays]

[Boing]

Banshee: [Yelps]

Jake Smelly: I got him when he wasn't looking.

Neytiri: That's not exactly what I meant, but the job is done.

[Scene changes with a cat saying meow]

Neytiri: Your initiation is finished.

Jake Smelly: Is that ceremonial paint?

Neytiri: No. It's banshee poo. It's all over the place, and we don't know what to do with it.

[Banshee poops on Neytiri's face]

Jake Smelly: I- I must confess something Neytiri. This body is just my avatar.

Neytiri: Where is your real body?

Jake Smelly: Safely protected in the transpod.

[Scene goes to Parker writing stuff on Jake's face, such as "OWNED"]

Jake Smelly: Everyone, listen. I know I've been here for 3 months and probably should have mentioned this earlier, but the sky people want to destroy your- [laser shoots structure] tree. Guess I should have put that on top of the list.

[Scene goes to Jake Smelly's To Do list. Also Na'vi are grumbling]

Miles Quartich: Step aside, Smelly. You had your chance.

Jake Smelly: Is that your latest military robot, Quartich?

Miles Quartich: No. It's a Blue-tendo actually. Got it for my birthday.

[Scene goes to the Bluetendo whirring and then punches Jake]

Jake Smelly: Uhh!

[Jake crashes to his human body]

Human Jake: [Moans and hugs Na'vi Jake Smelly]

Miles Quartich: Hello, Kitty.

Neytiri: [Hisses]

Miles Quartich: You can hiss all you want, but I'm protected inside this robotic suit.

Neytiri: What?

Miles Quartich: [Opens door] I said-

[Arrow hits Quartich]

Miles Quartich: Oh. I see what happened.

[Bluetendo crashes on Jake]

Neytiri: Jake!

[Neytiri hugs human Jake]

Human Jake: ICU.

Neytiri: I see you.

Human Jake: No. Get me to the ICU.

Neytiri: Oh. Uh, of course.

[sirens approaching]

[Scene goes to the Na'vi praying Jake Smelly]

Papa Smurf: You saved us, Jake Smelly, and as a thank you we will make you our king.

[Rafiki holds up Jake Smelly, light shines on him]

[Scene ends with Keyboard Cat playing a song]

Deaths

Tom Smelly dies after sneezing.
Blue is hunted down by Neytiri.
Jake Smelly faints after a few seconds listening to Keyboard Cat play. (later revived)
Miles Quartich is shot by an arrow.

Trivia

At the beginning, there were stores and restaurant like Penny's (Parody of Denny's), BigBuck's Coffee (Parody of Starbucks), and Mal-Wart (Using the 1980s entrance, backward interpreted and parody of Walmart (formerly Wal-Mart)).
When the guy died from a cat allergy, the poster behind him said House Passes Trade Bill.
Blue is based off the Thanator.
Jake's to do list included:
1. Play with string
2. Give self bath
3. Warn about tree
If you look closely at the background you can see a Na'vi cutting grass.
When Jake turns as a Na'vi, you can see a sign saying Keep Off Grass and Laundry in the background.
The three words for the mineral were Alfredeneumium, Boogernite, or Stupidnamium.
When the Banshee shoots a gun, Terminator-like music is played.
Sometimes the scenes changes with a cat saying meow.
Neytiri painted a tic-tac-toe on Jake's body with banshee poo.
Some of the stuff Parker wrote on Jake's face were:
1. Owned!
2. Tic-tac-toe
3. Fangs
4. Snot coming off his nose
5. A line over a graph
If you look at the background when Quartich appears, you see the sign Slow Destruction Zone.
Quartich's controllers were Wii Remotes.
Everything on this planet is blue.
Antagonists: Miles Quartich and Blue
This is the very first movie segment ever made, and the very first time the Smurfs appeared on MAD.