Real Veal is a take-off of Real Steel.
This segment is from MAD Season 2, Episode 21 (47): Real Veal / Celebrity Wife Swamp.
Summary
When a down-and-out man's robot is destroyed by a cow, he hires the cow.
References
- Star Wars
- Yo Gabba Gabba!
- Futurama
- MGM's the Wizard of Oz
- the Jetsons
- Disney and Pixar's WALL·E
- Transformers
- Wolverine
- X-Men
- Mortal Kombat
Characters
Transcript
(Scene begins at a fighting ring.)
Charlie Kenton: Okay son, this old robot of mine is gonna make us some money!
Max Kenton: By selling it for parts to the local hospital?
Charlie Kenton: No, by fighting a cow.
Cow: MOO!
Referee: Ladies and gentlemen, let's see Charlie here bet me that his last dime that his robot can beat this cow! Shall we see what he's got? (Crowd cheers.) Do you really care or do you just like yellin'? (More cheers.) Okay, then. (The robot fights the cow. Suddenly, the robot takes apart the cow, and the cow rams into the robot.) Thank you. (Walks away.)
Max Kenton: Did you see those moves? That thing's got potential! We've gotta fix it up and get it into the championship fight.
Charlie Kenton: He's broken, kid. It's over!
Max Kenton: Not him, the cow!
Cow: MOO!
(Title card: Real Veal)
Charlie Kenton: I don't think this is such a good idea.
Max Kenton: Come on, you used to be a boxer, show him some of your moooves.
Charlie Kenton: Okay those jokes end here, but you may be right, we can start small, get him a few local fights, add a few more robot parts.
Max Kenton: Where do we find those?
Charlie Kenton: What i need is a robot that understands the binary function of moisture vaporators.
C-3PO: So my first job was programming binary load lifters very similar to your vaporators.
Charlie Kenton: Can you speak bocce?
C-3PO: Of course I can sir, It's like a second language.
Charlie Kenton: All right shut up, we'll fight this one.
C-3PO: Wait, what?
C-3PO: oh Dear oh dear oh dear oh dear. This is another fine mess i got myself into.
C-3PO: Couldn't we discuss over an oil bath instead?
C-3PO: I'm doomed.
"The winner."
Charlie Kenton: Son, we're on our way.
Charlie Kenton: Son the crowd loves real veal, and we just got offered a championship fight, we are rolling in it.
Max Kenton: Money?
Charlie Kenton: No poop, grab a shovel. And I think we've been feeding them too much.
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the main event of the night. A championship battle between the bullvine Real Veal. And the regining robot champion Bumblebee."
Charlie Kenton: this guy looks tough max. I'm a little worried.
Max Kenton: Are you kidding me? He doesn't have any talent, did you see the last Transformers movie?
Charlie Kenton: Good point. I'll bet you everything I have that real veal beats Bumblebee.
Referee: You got it.
Max Kenton: He's loosing dad, he needs your help. Show him your moves.
Charlie Kenton: Real Veal listen to me. I want you to do everything I do. What the-?
Charlie Kenton: I meant everything I do from this point on, now watch me.
Max Kenton: What a shame.
Charlie Kenton: I know. Tony's got their best ratings ever with him as hosts.
Max Kenton: Can we rebuild him dad?
Charlie Kenton: Son, I don't care how long it takes, we will rebuild him bigger and better than he ever was.
Referee: Just a reminder that you bet me everything you had so uh you guys are broke.
Charlie Kenton: Or we can grill him up and eat for a month.
Max Kenton: Done.
Trivia
- Antagonist: Bumblebee, The Keatons and The Robo Cow
- Third time WALL·E gets spoofed. (WALL·E SHALL BE AVENGED!!!!!!!!!!!!)
- This is the second time Yo Gabba Gabba! gets spoofed.
- This is the first time Mortal Kombat gets spoofed.
- First time Futurama gets spoofed.
- Innuendo: During one scene of the fighting sequence, Max is milking Robo Cow and he have a disguisting face.