Rejected Pokémon is a Rejected segment from Cliffordfield / Big Time Rushmore.
Rejected Pokémon
- Punchachu
- Glasstar
- Buzzkill
- Your Uncle Hank
Transcript
Announcer: Pokémon, you gotta catch 'em all...or do you? REJECTED POKÉMON! Punchachu! Special Attack: Kicking.
(Two big fists at his disposal and all Punchachu does is kick one foot.)
Announcer: Glasstar! Special Attack: ... Frailty.
[CRACK!]
Announcer: Buzzkill! Special Attack: Indifference.
Buzzkill's Trainer: Come on, Buzzkill! It's a Pokémon battle! You love those!
Buzzkill: Meh.
Announcer: Your Uncle Hank! Special Attack: Confusion.
Uncle Hank: What's with all this Pokémon? Am I winning? I'm gonna go stand over there.
Announcer: REJECTED POKÉMON!
(Scene ends and goes to Spy vs. Spy.)
Trivia/Goofs
- One of the trainers resembles to be Max from Pokémon Advanced Generation, Pokémon Advanced Challenge, Pokémon Advanced Battle, Pokémon Battle Frontier, and the movie Mastermind of Mirage Pokémon.
- Punchachu is a parody of Pikachu, both being mice as well.
- Buzzkill resembles a real Pokémon, Hoothoot.
- Confusion is an actual psychic-type move in the games.
- The name Glasstar may be a pun on the Pokémon name Omastar.
- Here are the reasons of the Rejected Pokémon:
- Punchachu: Rejected because his feet are weak (and can't kick well, either) despite having large strong arms.
- Glasstar: Rejected because he shatters a lot and he doesn't move neither his face or arms (cause he's made of glass).
- Buzzkill: Rejected of being so indifferent and lazy.
- Your Uncle Hank: Rejected because HE'S NOT A POKÉMON! HE'S YOUR UNCLE!