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I am the ultimate insanity! I am CARNAGE!

—Spider-Man Unlimited Vol 1 1

Awww -- ain't that sweet? He misses me! Well, don't cry, daddy dearest -- 'cause your sonny boy -- is ALIVE AND WELL!

—Spectacular Spider-Man Vol 1 203

You knooooow who it is, sweetums!! It's your ever-lovin; totally unfriendly neighborhood-- CARNAGE!

—Venom: Carnage Unleashed Vol 1 1

I've shown you the worst things in the world, because that's what the world's made of. Everything is sick! Am I getting through to you? Everything is sick... and I LOVE IT!

—Carnage: Mind Bomb Vol 1 1

That's right, y'all, welcome to Carnage World!

—Carnage: It's a Wonderful Life Vol 1 1

If I can't stop it being born... I'll kill it before it's a day old!

—Venom Vs. Carnage Vol 1 1

Ha ha ha ha ha! Where's Mikey Hall at? I got some words I wanna stab in his ears.

—Carnage Vol 1 4

You shouldn't have brought your girlfriends, Spidey-Boy...this is between you and me...or at least it was...

—Carnage, U.S.A. Vol 1 1

Check out my Thing impression: "IT'S MURDERIN' TIME!"

—Carnage, U.S.A. Vol 1 2

HEY, KIDS! GET OFF MY LAWN.

—Carnage, U.S.A. Vol 1 4

You think-- what?-- You can grow yourself an army of Carnage-soldiers in the body banks? Trust me. One of me is plenty.

—Venom Vol 2 26

We're gonna paint the whole damn world red!

—Superior Carnage Annual Vol 1 1

It's your friendly neighborhood Carnage-Man! Carnage-Man! Carnage-Man! Doing all the things a Carnage can!

—AXIS: Carnage Vol 1 1

We are all born into this world through blood and pain. It takes a special person to rise above it. Every hero has an origin. Your parents getting murdered is the best way to start. My old man wasted my mom right in front of me. Or was it my stepdad and my foster mom? I don't know. I remember things wrong sometimes, but it all works if it feels right. Orphanages are good, too. But really any terrible place to incubate will work. You just need one beacon in the dark. One person to show your true face to. Where your heart can be broken and your innocence lost. Then you kill that one good thing to perfect the pointlessness of the universe. No. I don't like that. That's wrong. There is meaning It's not pointless. Not anymore. Her death makes the hero embrace his fate. I've done so much wrong and it hurts so bad. Guilt! nearly more than I can stand. I will save the world now. Because I couldn't save her. But how can I possibly be redeemed? How can I ever be loved? I must find a way...

—AXIS: Carnage Vol 1 2

This is her true final lesson. This is what I must understand. To be good. To be a hero-- I must be alone.

—AXIS: Carnage Vol 1 3

So whatcha been doing with yourself, Manny? Keeping busy?

—Carnage Vol 2 1

Everybody says ["I don't want to die alone"]. But in my experience, push comes to shove... it isn't the "alone" part people want to avoid. It's the dying.

—Carnage Vol 2 2

Brock, it's you in there, right? Always knew we'd meet again, Daddy Dearest. Or should I call you "Junior"? Gotta admit, this father-son-grandson mess gives me a headache.

—Carnage Vol 2 5

Thing is, Jujubee, crazy or not, this book has power. It changed us. I mean, me. I mean, Cletus Kasady. Not Carnage. But also Carnage. The book changed both of us -- Cletus and Carnage.

—Carnage Vol 2 6

This ain't me! This ain't who I am! This ain't my other! Stand between me and my real self, I'll slaughter every damn one of you! You hear me, baby? I'm comin' for ya!

—Venomized Vol 1 3

Everyone is a _target!

—Free Comic Book Day 2019 (Spider-Man/Venom) Vol 1 1

This ain't no dream!

—Web of Venom: Funeral Pyre Vol 1 1

Cletus Kasady is dead. Long live Cletus @#$%&@ Kasady. Piloting my new Carnage machine into every gaping hole in the mannequin-filled city. Kill enough and I awake my god. And then this world falls under a waterfall of blood and enters a new universe of dark. And hoo-boy, I will be there. Sucking the last sweet shivering breaths out of its rotting, maggot-filled, bloated corpse. Dancing all silly and spine-broken to the universe's death rattle. I am the gore emperor of a thousand dead stars. I am a new colossus of bleeding red megadeath. I am the red right hand of the King in Black. I am the end of the world as you @#$%&&# know it... and I feel like a drink.

—Absolute Carnage Vol 1 2

Don't you know who I am?! I was born of chaos. I feed off of violence and depravity. Playing me back my greatest hits only makes me more excited. Makes me realize how much I love what I do!

—Absolute Carnage: Symbiote of Vengeance Vol 1 1

Did you know that my mother went through electroshock treatments when she was pregnant with me? This was before they would sedate you for that kind of thing... and then, you know... I died minutes after I was born... went to Hell... came back... that whole thing... I've had therapists try to tell me that these "early traumas" led me to being... the way I am. I've heard it all, you know... I'm this way because of abuse, because of video games, or sex and violence on TV, because of guns and knives and the wickedness of this mean old world. But what none of them get... is those things didn't make me what I am. I am made... of them. I am abuse. I am sex and violence. I am the guns and knives and the wickedness of this mean @#$%#&% world... you know my name. Now scream it.

—Absolute Carnage Vol 1 3

Gotta hand it to ya, Wilson... you're the only guy crazier than me.

—Absolute Carnage vs. Deadpool Vol 1 3

Oh, Aaaaaaaaandi! Stop playin' these games and take your medicine!

—Absolute Carnage: Scream Vol 1 3

Every fiber of your feline is in my power. Her thoughts are my thoughts, her form does my bidding. The cat you once knew is gone. And now? She's her master's keeper.

—Absolute Carnage: Captain Marvel Vol 1 1

A deal? Eddie... if you don't think that we will take you and make you watch, powerless, through your own eyes as your body shuffles and dances to our song as it slits the throats of every baby on Earth... your really haven't been paying attention. Big threats, big man. You don't have the stones, Brock. You wouldn't hurt your precious other.

—Venom Vol 4 22

What god do you think can help you now? What god do you think is listening?

—Venom Vol 4 23

Sometimes I wonder what carnage they must be getting up to. But then I realize... they will see the truth that I saw when it all comes full circle. The twinkles in the sky are only the ghosts of dead stars. And there is nowhere in all of existence that is more beautiful or more real than my interior. Than inside this house. Here... right here. Still... as I craft a reality of my own making... I can choose to be God.

—Carnage Vol 3 8

We're going to give the people what they want... we're going to give them the Cletus Kasady Show.

—Carnage Vol 3 11

Kenneth--every wound has something new to teach ya. Like how that half-pint Spider-Teen did a number on this new body... he's gonna pay for that. With buckets of blood. But first, whatever he did is messing with my suit. I'm gonna sort it out. When I do... this whole town's gonna remember what it's like to have Carnage's claws around its throat!

—Miles Morales: Spider-Man Vol 2 6

Oh, Mac. Those normal folks out there... I can feel them--taste their endorphins fizzing like podium champagne. It's the glands, Hoss. They never lie. They've been waiting for this since the day it occurred to them just how easy it would be to stop their little brother from crying at night... since they first fantasized about taking a blowtorch to their boss's neck. I've freed them, Mac. I'm going to free all of them.

—Red Goblin Vol 1 5

I'm done playing with the small fry. I need a bite at something bigger! I need to spread this thing far and wide! I need to spread real carnage!

—Miles Morales: Spider-Man Vol 2 7

Tell me, Carnage. If we are the gods--who are the devils?

—Carnage Vol 4 3

I was hollowed out inside... empty... just like my other. We were both sick... because we were incomplete... but not anymore. We healed each other... made each other whole. Neither one of us can survive without the other. Forget host. Forget symbiote. There is only Carnage.

—Cletus Kasady (Earth-616)

I am Cletus Kasady!

—Marvel Ultimate Comics: Absolute Carnage Season 1 4

Who the hell do you think you are?Carnage

—Deadpool vs. Carnage Vol 1 1

Let's do this thing! Carnage vs. Deadpool! Round two! Carnage

—Deadpool vs. Carnage Vol 1 2

Is that right, Papa? And what am I supposed to do, huh? Am I supposed to be afraid? Is that what you want? You want me to cower?! Carnage

—Venom Vol 4 21

You can't beat them. You see? You're incomplete. You'll always be incomplete without the Carnage symbiote. What you are now? It's nothing compared to what Carnage has become. Don't you want that power? Don't you want to be... perfect? Kenneth Neely

—Carnage Reigns Omega Vol 1 1