(Opening shot: The city skyline at daytime)
Narrator: The City of Townsville, a hustling, bustling whirlwind camaraderie, friendliness, and friendship... (Pan to the people on the street arguing and shouting)...a special place full of special people, especially... (A citizen pops out breaking the 4th wall)
Citizen: Huh, me? I'm special?
Narrator: Sorry, bub. Not you. I was talking about the most flamboyant mathematician, Fibonacci, debuting his Fibonacci Sequins.
Fibonacci: Math is magical. Math is a mystery. Math is Aatour de force. [laughing]
Narrator: Oh, my. well, how about the especially famous opera star Wendy Bags, making her debut at the Townsvillie City Opera house
Wendy Bags: [singing operatically] AAH!
Narrator: Yow! Well, there's always the rare Calcutta Stink Badger, stopping briefly in Townsville during his world tour.
[camera flashing]
Narrator: Oh, boy! Looks like trouble, but I'm sure all will be fine, because Townsville's honorable Mayor is on top of everything.
Mayor: Oh, dear. So beautiful. [crying]
Miss Bellum: Mr. Mayor, There's a robotic terror attacking the city. Look!
Mayor: Hmm? What are you talking about?
Miss Bellum: Mayor, It's back!
Mayor: What? Huh?
Miss Bellum: Look!
Mayor: Now, you listen here! The only giant robotic terror here is you! Now stop teasing me and let me eat my pickles!
[CRASH!]
Narrator: Okay. So, He's actually on top of a pickle. But you know who is on top of Townsville's safety. That's right-- the Powerpuff Girls!
Bubbles: ♪ Num num num num-num num num num ♪
Buttercup: So gross. I hate broccoli! [Hotline Buzzes] Yeah! The hot line's buzzing. Got to go!
Professor Utonium: Hold it. You're not going anywhere until you finish all your broccoli.
Buttercup: Broccoli's for weenies.
Bubbles: Hmm?
Blossom: This situation just needs a little Powerpuff teamwork.
Buttercup: [crunches] Done. Yeah, Mayor. We're on it! There's a giant robot smashing Downtown that needs to be whopped. Come on! [WHOOSH!]
(they zoom out of the Powerpuff household and the Proffesor opens the door)
Professor Utonium: Good Luck! And save the world before bedtime!
Blossom: All right, girls! This should be as easy as cupcakes!
Buttercup: Easy as "boom, bang, bang."
Bubbles: Easy, cheesy, nice and breezy.
Opera: [singing operatically]
Blossom: Wait a sec! There are Hostages inside that robot!
Fibonacci: My eardrums are bursting! [laughs]
Blossom: Hold back, girls. This could be dangerous!
Buttercup: What are we, kindergartners?
Bubbles: Yeah, we are!
Blossom: I can take him!
Buttercup: I guess a real girl's got to do this.
Bubbles: Ooh! Then maybe I should have gone.
Buttercup: Let ne handle this,
Bubbles: Mr. Robot, that's not very nice!
Buttercup: How come she gets a pillow?!
Blossom: We got to work as a team if we're gonna beat this thing. Plan broccoli!
Girls: Yeah!
Opera: [singing off-key]
Fibonacci: Time for infinity! Ha!
Mojo Jojo: AY-YI-YI! [gasps]
Girls: Mojo Jojo?!
Blossom: That's the last time you terrorize innocent civilians!
Buttercup: And badgers!
Mojo Jojo: Oh, you miserable moppets! I will obliterate the town of Townsville!
Mayor: The Powerpuff Girls are always here to protect us! Mmm. Sour apple.
Mojo Jojo: Always here? Hmm. Soon there will be a day of Reckoning, and on that day, this town will bow to my control and the Powerpoofy Girls will do what I say! I will destroy Townsville! I Promise you that!
[All of the people, including the Powerpuff girls, Fibonacci, Wendy Bags and Badger began to laugh.]
Professor Utonium: Well, girls, you saved the world once again-- and all before bedtime. Hey, how 'bout I buy you guys a treat first thing tomorrow-- anything you want?
Girls: Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Yes! Yes! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Professor Utonium: Okay. Okay. Now close your eyes. Good night, girls.
[alarm blaring] [Girls shouting]
Professor Utonium: Okay. Let me just get my wallet. Good morning, wallet.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
Blossom: Oh, boy! Oh boy!! what are we gonna get? [PANTING] How 'bout this awesome pony hairbrush?!
Buttercup: No! how 'bout these cool Boxing gloves?
Bubbles: Ew! Yucko! Squee! How 'bout "Dance Pants Revolution"?!
Blossom and Buttercup: Now you're talking!
Bubbles: Please, can we get this?! Please, please, please, please, please please, plea-a-a-a-se?!
Professor Utonium: Dance game? Hmm. I don't know.
Buttercup: Team Tantrum.
[ALL CRYING]
Bubbles: I NEED THIS GAME!
Professor Utonium: Girls! Girls!
Blossom: BUT, ALL OF OUR FRIENDS ALREADY HAVE IT!
Buttercup: IT'S NOT FAIR! (cries while throwing Bubbles)
Professor Utonium: Okay! Okay! You girls can get it!
Blossom: Works every time.
Mojo Jojo: "Dance Pants Revolution"?
Game: Players, begin. Players 2 and 3, you have failed.
Buttercup: [Sarcastically] Yeah. This is a lot of fun.
[HOT LINE BUZZES]
Mayor: There's an emergency, and all three Powerpuff Girls are needed!
Blossom: The Mayor needs us! Let's go! Bubbles? Come on, Bubbles! We got to go!
Bubbles: Uh uh, sista! I'm three levels away from power leg warmers! You can handle any scary monsters without me!
Buttercup: I agree.
Blossom: I don't agree. We are the Powerpuff Girls, comprised of Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles. We are three, united against crime and sworn to uphold the freedoms of every man, woman, and child in Townsville, U.S.A.! One cannot be victorious without the other two, and two cannot be victorious without the other one! Freedom is calling, Bubbles, and only threedom can answer.
Buttercup: Oh-ho. so powerful [CRYING]
Bubbles: Whatever! Dancing!
Mayor: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Ohh!
Blossom: What's the emergency, Mayor?!
Mayor: I can't get my pickle jar off that high, high shelf!
Blossom: Mayor, the hot line is for emergencies only!
Buttercup: How'd the jar get that high anyway?
Mayor: [CRYING] [BLAM!]
Blossom: Don't worry, Mayor.
Buttercup: The Powerpuff Girls will get you that pickle jar.
Blossom: Plan broccolini! Heat rays on the move!
Buttercup: Fists of fury flying! [BEEPING]
Blossom: How are we supposed to follow though with plan broccolini without...
Buttercup: Bubbles?!
[WHOOSH! CRASH!]
Blossom: Sorry, Mayor, but we won't be able to get your picke har down for you.
Mayor: B-b-b-but it's right there next to you.
Blossom: I SAID, "SORRY." Now deal with it!
Bubbles: [MUTTERING] What?! NO. NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
Bubbles and Buttercup: YOU! [BOTH SHOUTING]
Blossom: Hey! Let's handle this rationally and maturely! We need to stop using our firsts and start using our words. that video game is tearing us apart.
Bubbles: Say it isn't so.
Blossom: It's so.
Buttercup: Yeah. We couldn't help the Mayor reach his pickle without you.
Bubbles: Say it isn't so.
Blossom: You've been playing "Dance Pants Revolution" way too much, and it's time for you to stop.
Bubbles: Say it isn't-- pbbt! NO!
Blossom and Buttercup: YES!
Bubbles: NO!
Blossom and Buttercup: YES!
Bubbles: NO!
Blossom and Buttercup: YES!
Bubbles: Oh! If you put it that way, okay!
Girls: Yay, Teamwork! [PAPER RUSTLES] Hi, Professor!
Professor Utonium: What's up, my cute little bugaboos?
Blossom: "Dance Pants Revolution" almost broke up the Powerpuff girls, so we're never gonna play it again. But you can have it.
Professor Utonium: Uhh... OHH! I can't because of, um, um, uh Science! Lots of science. Bye.
[BLAM!]
Narrator: The City of Townsville, a long time ago. What's this? Looks like Townsville's newest citizen is just arriving to fulfill a lifelong dream -- to appear on...
Man: "Sooooooooulllllll Hayride"-- The only dance show that can Hoedown any street anywhere. Now let's ride![COUNTRY-DISCO FUSION PLAYS]
Cowgirl:That's worse than a Prairie dog stuck on a cactus in May! [LAUGHTER] OOH-HA!
Professor Utonium: UGH! Wait! What about my...dream?
Man: "Soul Hayride" has destroyed our dreams of dance, too.
Professor Utonium: Gregor Mendel, Isaac Newton, Slim Jim Wellbody, and Stephen Hawking? You're the world's greatest scientists!
Man 2:Forget about dance and join the science team!
Professor Utonium: Science, huh?
Man 3: It's a no-brainer, Dude. Your last name's Utonium!
Robot:[Computerized voice] But you will have to shave that mullet because science don't play that.
Narrator: And so closes the book of Professor Utonium's dream of dance and how the never ending encyclopedia of science opened up a new dream-- The dream of invention and unconditional love.
Bubbles: [LAUGHING] Okay, Octi! This time you be the magical rainbow polar bear and I'll be Winston Churchill. [DOORBELL RINGS] [door opens] Hello? "To the Powerpuff Girls. the new 'Dance Pants R-EVIL-ution 2.'" YAH-HA-HA! I ean... [LAUGHING QUIETLY]
Angel Blossom: Remember, your playing Dance Pants Revolution teams up the team Powerpuff.
Bubbles: Oh, no! My sisters are tiny! And dead!
Angel Buttercup: We're not dead! We're a manifestation of your subconscious trying to stop you from doing something stupid~
Bubbles: Ohhh.
Angel Blossom: So, don't' play "Dance Pants Revolution."
Bubbles: Okay! But I never said I wouldn't play "Dance Pants Revolution 2"!
Mojo Jojo: [LAUGHS EVILLY] Phase 1 of my multiphase plan to bring down Townsville and the Powerpuff Girls has begun.
Bubbles: [GASPS, joyfully] Thank you, thank you, angels of dance pants! Huh?
[Suddenly, the wires form the pants started to come to life. She tried to fly away but they catched her.]
Bubbles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
[Bubbles screamed in pain as the wires grabbed her. Her body started to turn metal blue and it pulled her down though and though. Her hair started to change and her pain was getting worse. Right when Bubbles was in, she became a blue robot of herself. Bubbles is gone.]
Mojo Jojo: Now Listen closely, my controlled dancing Bubbles. Prepare yourself to dance yourself into crime with your first dance mission!
Zookeeper: Okay. Bye, now. [whistling]
Zookeeper: Put down the badger and put your hands in the air.
Robo Bubbles: [Computerized voice] You're gonna have to dance for him sucka!
Zookeeper: Oh, dance fight, Huh? unfortunately for you, sista, I'm south comptop chump champion, 2002 to 2007. Beat that, honey.
Blossom: Hot line! The zookeeper?! He got served?! We're on it, Mayor Huh?! Bubbles, I thought we discussed that Dance Pants are..[sees the box]. supercool looking!
[Like what happen to Bubbles, the wires snatch Blossom as she screamed. Now Blossom is gone. Mojo Jojo appears from the pillows.]
Mojo Jojo: [LAUGHS EVILLY] Now phase 2 of my multiphase evil plan is commencing to begin the beginning of its commencement!
Opera: [singing operatically, coughs]
[door opens]
Girl bots: Come dance with us, Wendy.
[Wendy screams in horror. At the third day, the hotline buzzed as Buttercup stopped.]
Buttercup: Cant a girl rebuild an engine in peace?! What?! Corgis are so cute. we are totally on it, Mayor. Blossom, Bubbles-- What the? You've got to be kidding me. I thought we-
[A third time, the wire's capture Buttercup as well and she's now gone too. Mojo appears upside down on the lamp.]
Mojo Jojo: [LAUGHS EVILLY] Phase 3 of-- UGH! OHH! This is a stinging pain that has occurred by hanging upside down, which I will rectify by hanging downside up the next time I want to mechanically chuckle at a successful phase of an evil, plan. But now I must achieve possession of abandoned, steel-plated, irritated areas of my skull. OW! And the face.
Fibonacci: Okay. Who's thirsty? Drink up, my fancy fractals, and, oh, how strong my square roots look. and my beautiful octo-pis Garden. Oh, I love math!
Robot Blossom: [Computerized voice] Your number's up, Fibonacci.
Fibonacci: Toodle pip! 89! 55! 34! 21! 13! OHH! OHH! Painfull!
Professor Utonium: Girls, breakfast! It's time for a nutrItious breakfast! [no answer] Girls, I'm not gonna tell you again!
[He looks inside and saw the tied up victems. He looked and saw the box.]
Professor Utonium: "Dance Pants R-EVIL-lolution 2"? "The game only Mojo Jojo can enjoy"?
Narrator: And that's when the professor put two and two together! Mojo Jojo has taken control of the Powerpuff Girls and forces them to kidnap a Badger who can dig though the Professor's steel security doors, Fibonacci Sequins, whose reflective jacket can thwart the security lasers, and an opera singer, who can crack the impenetrable glass protecting Chemical X, whereby Mojo Jojo can steal Chemical X, gain super evil monkey powers, take over Townsville, and destroy the Powerpuff Girls!
[The hot line buzzes and Professor Utonium answered it.]
Mayor: It's the girls!
Mojo Jojo: [LAUGHS EVILLY] You insignificant fools! Look who's laughing now, for today's the day my promise to you becomes a reality!
Woman: You've given false promises before.
Man: Why should we believe you this time?
Mojo Jojo: Because during the night before today, in the hour before my sleep, I chose to wish upon the brightest ball of explosive gas that all my dreaming scheming would come true. A fairy of blue descended from the heavens and said unto me...
Woman: Mm, maybe.
Mojo Jojo: That's why!
Professor Utonium: Girls!
Mayor: Oh, thank goodness you're here, Professor! We don't have much time, so I'll fill you in quickly. About six months ago, I was trying to open a pickle jar.
Professor Utonium: I know tonight in my daughters' room I found the missing Wendy Bags, Fibonacci, and Badger, and Mojo Jojo has programmed a video game that gives him control over my girls, turning them into his dancing robotic puppets so kidnapped these people and Badger in an effort to thwart my security system and get his paws on Chemical X to give him ultimate power to destroy all of Townsville!
Mayor: HA! If you say so!
Miss Bellum: At least you freed the kidnap victims.
[Meanwhile, Badger frees Fibonacci and and Wendy. He removed the gag of of Fibonacci but when Badger was about to free Wendy, Fibonacci puts his hand up.]
Fibonacci: No. Let it be.
[They both high five. Back to the street....]
Professor Utonium: Um, Of course.
Mojo Jojo: Now to implement the final phase of my master plan. You will all be under my control!
Girl Bots: Word.
Professor Utonium: Girls, listen! You fight against the forces of evil! Snap out of it!
Robo Blossom: Haha.
Robo Bubbles: I don't think so.
Robo Buttercup: [Computerized voice] We are the force of evil now.
Professor Utonium: No. I've lost my sugar, spice and everything nice forever.
Mayor: Oh, pickle pads. No, you haven't. You can turn the Powerpuff Girls back to normal. You just have to challenge them to a dance-off and dance them back to normal and back into our hearts.
Professor Utonium: I must dance to save my girls and to save Townsville, But there's no way I can beat three superpowered dance freaks by myself. I need two more people to form the perfect tam? Who wants to boogie? Excellent!
Mayor: Oh, but we can't! We're having problems.
Professor Utonium: Oh, come on! Why?!
Mayor: I said something I shouldn't have said, and now she hates me, and I've never felt this sad in my life. WAH!
Professor Utonium: Have you tried apologizing?
Mayor: Ah, Uh... oh. [CLEARS THROAT] What I said I said out of anger. I apologize.
Professor Utonium: Girls, I challenge you yo a dance-off!
[The robots turn their head in shock. Then the Professor, Mayor and Bellum change their hip hop outfits, Accepting this, the droids land on the ground.]
Robo Blossom: Your outfits are lame and weak.
Mojo Jojo: Here are the fat bearts to beat your fat head! [MID-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] [LAUGHS EVILLY] Burn!
Professor Utonium: Ugh! We were so good, but they're even better.
Mayor: We've got nothing left. They're the best.
Professor Utonium: Oh, no, They're not. It's time to bust out the old moves. There's no way I'm losing my girls now.
Cowgirl woman:Oooh! That's worse than a praIrie dog stuck on a cactus in May!
Professor Utonium: [heartbroken] No! No, not again! I failed. I've lost my girls forever.
Mojo Jojo: Destroy him, girls!
Girls: PROFESSOR!
Professor Utonium: [CRYING CONTINUES]
Bubbles: HEY! YOU HURT THE PROFESSOR!
Buttercup: NOW WE'RE GONNA HURT YOU!
Mojo Jojo: That's what you think, So, you have a run? [LAUGHS EVILLY] I win!
Blossom: OH, NO! WE CAN'T STOP DOING THE RUNNING MAN! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, BUBBLES!
Buttercup: YOU'RE THE REASON FOR ALL OUR TROUBLES! THE PROFESSOR'S A BOWL OF JELLY, MOJO JOJO'S IN CONTROL OF TOWNSVILLE, AND THERE'S NO WAY TO STOP HIM!
Bubbles: I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO BREAK UP THE TEAM WITH MY DANCING AND TURN THE PROFESSOR TO JELLY, EVEN THOUGH I REALLY LIKE JELLY! [SOBBING] BUT WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS!
Blossom: NO, WE CAN'T, 'CAUSE WE'RE STUCK RUNNING FOREVER!
Bubbles: BUT WE'RE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS, THE BEST TEAM IN HISTORY! REMEMBER? TEAM BROCCOLINI!
Girls: Yeah!
Mojo Jojo: You'll never stop my master plan! You will all be in my--
Girls: NOT SO FAST!
Mojo Jojo: Oh, bananas.
[An explosion engulfs the entire scene.]
Mayor: Pretty!
Blossom: NOW YOU'LL NEVER GET CHEMICAL "X"!
Mojo Jojo: Ugh. Chemical X? I'm not after that. I'm trying to form a softball team.
Mayor: Ay yi yi. Softball team?!
Mojo Jojo: How else would I take over Townsville?
Blossom: Well, you could use Chemical "X" to grow super strong super strong and then destroy the city.
Mojo Jojo: Oh. yeah. That's one way, I guess. or you could... be amaze be Mojo Jojo's superevill take-over Townsville softball plan!
Professor Utonium: Okay. Amaze us.
Mojo Jojo: Okay. Listen up. Mojo creates Softball team plus championship win equals ruling of Townsville with softball celebrityness!
Fibonacci: That math don't add up.
Buttercup: YEAH, 'CAUSE INCLUDING YOU, THAT'S ONLY FIVE PEOPLE, AND YOU NEED AT LEAST NINE.
Professor Utonium: And just where were you going to get the other four?
Mojo Jojo: Would you four like to join my team?
Girls: WE WOULD NEVER PLAY SOFTBALL FOR EVIL!
Mojo Jojo: Everyone gets trophies.
Professor Utonium: Trophies?!
Mojo Jojo: I'll be back! [SIREN WAILING] We've got a game next Tuesday!
Narrator: And so once again, the day is saved thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!