Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!"
"Who's scruffy-looking?Leia Organa to Han Solo
Nerfs were a species of antlered, herbivorous mammal found all across the galaxy.
Biology
Nerfs were large quadrupeds characterized by their four, curved horns and shaggy coats of fur. The common nerf stood about 1.3 meters at the shoulder. Their mass of hair tangled easily, creating a perfect web for insects and foreign objects to cling to. Thus, they carried around a pungent odor. Nerfs often chewed their cud, creating excessive spittle that further added to their disgusting image. The spit was sticky, black in color, and near-impossible to remove from clothing. Their saliva also had acidic qualities, and could cause burns if it landed on exposed skin.
Male nerfs were generally larger and more aggressive than their female counterparts, with more pronounced horns. They were known to trample the young and batter the females. Because of this, males were kept separated from the rest of the herd.[1]
In the wild, nerfs were common prey for predators such as manka cats and taoparis. They were often hunted by sentient beings such as the Gungans. Nerfs had unusually keen night-vision, helping them to spot nocturnal predators with ease.
Domestication
Nerfs originated on Alderaan and were raised on farms and in animal nurseries on planets such as Alderaan and Kashyyyk. Because of the nerfs' importance in the galaxy, they were exported from Alderaan and bred to exist on other worlds, specifically in the Core and Inner Rim, thus the nerfs did not go extinct when Alderaan was destroyed in 0 BBY. Nerfs were not commonly found beyond the Mid Rim, since most ranchers chose to breed and raise the less-troublesome bantha. Some planets developed efficient nerf production and monitoring programs, such as the Fennesa Nerf Herding Council.
Herders of the beasts—nerf herders—were well known for being as scruffy-looking and surly as their livestock. They would take the females and young out in the field to graze for weeks at a time, while the males ate harvested grasses back on the ranch. Although nerf herders were looked upon as lesser beings, their role in society was vital. Nerf-hide and fur was treated with chemicals and carded into sheets of wool for use in clothing, foot-wear, and furniture.
Nerf meat was among the most profitable in the galaxy, and nerf steak restaurants were commonly found in the Core Worlds. The nerf meat industry was a very important sector of the economy of planets such as Olanet. Some companies were dedicated to processing nerf meat, such as Haugg Nerf Industries, Grand Horn Ranch Corporation, and Davengatt's Double-Zed Nerf Ranch.[4][5]
Nerf meat was prepared and served in a variety of ways such as:
- Braised nerf[6]
- Nerfburger[7]
- Nerfloaf[8]
- Nerf medallion[9]
- Nerf ribs[10]
- Nerf sausage
- Nerf steak
- Nerf steak stew[11]
- Nerf tenderloin
- Smoked nerf[12]
- Nerf cubes[9]
- Nerf strips
- Nerfspread[13]
Subspecies
Because of the nerf's ability to easily adapt to harsh environments, several defined sub-species existed. Alderaan itself was home to two sub-species of nerf; the common plains nerf, and the leaner forest nerf. A number of nerf breeds were also found on the Tunroth Triumvirate worlds.
- The Grizmallt nerf was rare and could only be found on the planet Grizmallt. They bore a strong resemblance to eopies with antlers.[2]
- The Mountain nerf evolved on Fennesa after being brought there by a group of colonists. The colonists allowed the nerfs to wander freely through the mountains, and they soon began hunkering down in caves. This made it difficult to capture them for shearing. Their spit was more acidic than the common nerf, and could cause burns on the skin if not promptly washed off.
- The Wildernerf was, like its name suggests, a wild species of nerf native to a number of planets, including Noquivzor.[12]
- The larkin nerf was a subspecies native to Pii III.[14]
- The wooly-nerf.
Nerfs in culture
- Nerf-throwing was an illegal and unorthodox sport in which contestants would throw nerfs for distance and accuracy.
- Nerf-pox was a mild infection common among Alderaanian children.
Appearances
- "Jedi Protector" — Star Wars Galaxy Magazine 13
- Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (Mentioned only)
- Red Harvest (and audiobook) (Mentioned only)
- Star Wars: The Old Republic
- Star Wars: The Old Republic: Rise of the Hutt Cartel
- Star Wars: The Old Republic: Galactic Strongholds
- "Regrets" on The Old Republic's official website (article) (backup link)
- Star Wars: The Old Republic: Knights of the Fallen Empire
- Star Wars: The Old Republic: Knights of the Eternal Throne
- Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds
- "Darkness Shared" — Star Wars Gamer 5 (also reprinted in Hyperspace: The Official Star Wars Fan Club) (Mentioned only)
- "Darth Maul: Saboteur" (Mentioned only)
- Cloak of Deception (Mentioned only)
- Star Wars: Bounty Hunter
- "Oblivion's Kiss" – Living Force campaign (Mentioned only)
- Star Wars Adventures 5: The Shape-Shifter Strikes (and Game Book) (Mentioned only)
- "Hondo Ohnaka's Not-So-Big Score" — Star Wars Insider 144 (also reprinted in Star Wars Insider: The Fiction Collection Volume 2) (Mentioned only)
- Gormaanda's Culinary Corner: Glowblue Noodles & Chav — HoloNet News Vol. 531 #50 (content now obsolete; backup link) (Mentioned only)
- Legislative Youth Program Role-Plays Vote — HoloNet News Vol. 531 #50 (content now obsolete; backup link) (Mentioned only)
- "Precipice" on Hyperspace (article) (content now obsolete; backup link on Suvudu) (Mentioned only)
- Star Wars: Republic Commando (Mentioned only)
- "Elusion Illusion" — Star Wars Insider 66 (also reprinted in Hyperspace: The Official Star Wars Fan Club) (Mentioned only)
- Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds: Clone Campaigns
- "The Clone Wars: The Pengalan Tradeoff" — Star Wars Insider 65 (also reprinted in Hyperspace: The Official Star Wars Fan Club and Setkání v mlze) (Mentioned only)
- Jedi Trial (Mentioned only)
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars novelization (and audiobook) (Mentioned only)
- The Clone Wars: Decide Your Destiny: Tethan Battle Adventure (Mentioned only)
- Republic Commando: Hard Contact (Mentioned only)
- Shatterpoint (and unabridged audiobook) (Mentioned only)
- Republic Commando: Triple Zero
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Republic Heroes (Mentioned only)
- "Odds" — Star Wars Insider 87 (Mentioned only)
- Republic Commando: True Colors
- "Decision: Almas" – Living Force campaign (Mentioned only)
- MedStar II: Jedi Healer (Mentioned only)
- Yoda: Dark Rendezvous (and unabridged audiobook) (Mentioned only)
- Order 66: A Republic Commando Novel (Toy Nerf)
- "Orders" — Star Wars: Clone Wars Adventures Volume 4 (Mentioned only)
- "The Price of Neutrality -- Rebellion" (original article link) on Wizards.com (content now obsolete; backup link) (Mentioned only)
- Coruscant Nights I: Jedi Twilight (Mentioned only)
- The Paradise Snare (Mentioned only)
- Star Wars: The Force Unleashed novelization (and unabridged audiobook) (Mentioned only)
- Rebel Dawn (Mentioned only)
- "You're in the Army Now!" — Star Wars Adventure Journal 2 (also reprinted in Classic Adventures: Volume Four — The Best of the Journal) (Mentioned only)
- "Abregado-Rae Intrigue" — No Disintegrations (Mentioned only)
- "Interlude at Darkknell" — Tales from the New Republic (Mentioned only)
- Shadow Games (Mentioned only)
- Rebel Force: _target (Mentioned only)
- Rebel Force: Hostage (Mentioned only)
- Rebel Force: Renegade (Mentioned only)
- Allegiance (and audiobook) (Mentioned only)
- "The Most Dangerous Foe" — Star Wars Adventure Journal 11 (also reprinted in Hyperspace: The Official Star Wars Fan Club) (Mentioned only)
- Galaxy of Fear: Eaten Alive (Mentioned only)
- Galaxy of Fear: Ghost of the Jedi
- Galaxy of Fear: The Brain Spiders
- Galaxy of Fear: Spore (Mentioned only)
- Galaxy of Fear: The Doomsday Ship (Mentioned only)
- Galaxy of Fear: Clones (Mentioned only)
- "Bungo n' Rusti Get Carry-Out" — Star Wars Adventure Journal 11 (Mentioned only)
- Galaxy of Fear: The Hunger (Mentioned only)
- The Jewel of Yavin (Appears in hologram)
- Star Wars Galaxies: An Empire Divided (Mentioned only)
- "Crimson Bounty" — Star Wars Adventure Journal 14 (Mentioned only)
- "Idol Intentions" — Star Wars Adventure Journal 12 (Mentioned only)
- "The Last Hand" — Star Wars Adventure Journal 13 (Mentioned only)
- "The Draw" — Star Wars Adventure Journal 15 (Mentioned only)
- Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back (First mentioned)
- Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back junior novelization (Mentioned only)
- The Empire Strikes Back radio drama — "A Question of Survival" (Mentioned only)
- "Slaying Dragons" — Star Wars Adventure Journal 9 (also reprinted in Tales from the Empire and Hyperspace: The Official Star Wars Fan Club) (Mentioned only)
- "Special Ops: Ship Jackers" — Star Wars Adventure Journal 13 (Mentioned only) (as insult)
- "Nerf Herder" — Star Wars Tales 7
- The Mandalorian Armor (Mentioned only)
- Hard Merchandise (Mentioned only)
- "Child of Light" (Unlicensed)
- X-Wing Rogue Squadron 14 (Mentioned only)
- X-Wing Rogue Squadron 23 (Mentioned only)
- "Deader than a Triton Moon" on Hyperspace (article) (content now obsolete; backup link on Suvudu) (Mentioned only)
- X-Wing: Rogue Squadron (and unabridged audiobook) (Mentioned only)
- "Conflict of Interest" — Star Wars Adventure Journal 13 (Mentioned only)
- X-Wing: Iron Fist (and unabridged audiobook) (Mentioned only)
- Tatooine Ghost (Mentioned only)
- X-Wing: Isard's Revenge (Mentioned only)
- "Simple Tricks" — Tales from the New Republic (Mentioned only)
- "Two for One" — Star Wars Adventure Journal 15 (Mentioned only)
- "Jade Solitaire" — Tales from the New Republic (Mentioned only)
- Junior Jedi Knights: Vader's Fortress (Mentioned only)
- Survivor's Quest (and unabridged audiobook) (Mentioned only)
- Young Jedi Knights: Return to Ord Mantell (Mentioned only)
- "Ride Herd" (original article link) on Wizards.com (content now obsolete; backup link) (Mentioned only)
- The New Jedi Order: Dark Tide I: Onslaught (Mentioned only)
- The New Jedi Order: Dark Tide II: Ruin (Mentioned only)
- The New Jedi Order: Edge of Victory I: Conquest (Mentioned only)
- The New Jedi Order: Force Heretic II: Refugee (Mentioned only)
- Dark Nest I: The Joiner King
- Legacy of the Force: Tempest (Mentioned only)
- Legacy of the Force: Sacrifice (Mentioned only)
- Legacy of the Force: Inferno (Mentioned only)
- Legacy of the Force: Revelation
- Legacy of the Force: Invincible
- Millennium Falcon (and audiobook) (Mentioned only)
- Fate of the Jedi: Outcast (and audiobook) (Mentioned only)
- Fate of the Jedi: Omen (and audiobook)
- Fate of the Jedi: Vortex (and audiobook) (Mentioned only)
- Legacy (2006) 2 (Mentioned only)
- Legacy (2006) 29 (Mentioned only)
- "Death, Dirt, and the Nerf Rancher's Daughter" (original article link) on Wizards.com (content now obsolete; backup link)
Non-canon appearances
- ° Star Wars: Tag & Bink Are Dead (Mentioned only)
- "A Wookiee Scorned!" — Star Wars Tales 10 (Mentioned only)
- "In the Beginning" — Star Wars Tales 11 (Mentioned only)
- "Sandstorm" — Star Wars Tales 15 (Mentioned only)
- "The Rebel Club" — Star Wars Tales 19 (Mentioned only)
Sources
- A Guide to the Star Wars Universe
- Galaxy Guide 3: The Empire Strikes Back
- The Movie Trilogy Sourcebook
- Han Solo and the Corporate Sector Sourcebook
- A Guide to the Star Wars Universe, Second Edition, Revised and Expanded
- "Zirtran's Anchor" — Star Wars Adventure Journal 5
- Platt's Starport Guide
- The Empire Strikes Back: The National Public Radio Dramatization (Mentioned only)
- "The Greel Wood Haven" — Star Wars Adventure Journal 6
- Galaxy Guide 12: Aliens — Enemies and Allies
- The Illustrated Star Wars Universe
- The Kathol Outback
- The Truce at Bakura Sourcebook
- Galaxy Guide 3: The Empire Strikes Back, Second Edition
- Wretched Hives of Scum & Villainy
- Platt's Smugglers Guide
- "On Our Planet: Alderaan" — Star Wars Kids (1997) 5
- Star Wars Customizable Card Game — Jabba's Palace Limited (Card: Rennek) (backup link)
- Star Wars Encyclopedia
- Star Wars Handbook 1: X-Wing Rogue Squadron
- The Essential Guide to Alien Species
- Alien Anthology
- Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds: Prima's Official Strategy Guide
- Coruscant and the Core Worlds
- "Mountain Nerf" on Wizards.com (content now obsolete; backup link)
- Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic: Prima's Official Strategy Guide
- Star Wars: Empire at War: Prima Official Game Guide
- Star Wars: Empire at War: Forces of Corruption Expansion: Prima Official Game Guide
- The New Essential Guide to Alien Species
- The Complete Star Wars Encyclopedia
- Xim Week: The Despotica (Part IV: Evocar) on Hyperspace (article) (content obsolete and backup link not available)
- nerf in the Databank (content now obsolete; backup link)
- The Bounty Hunter Code: From the Files of Boba Fett
- Suns of Fortune
- Star Wars: Age of Rebellion Core Rulebook
- Far Horizons
- Stay on _target
Notes and references
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 The Essential Guide to Alien Species
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 The New Essential Guide to Alien Species
- ↑ Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
- ↑ "Death, Dirt, and the Nerf Rancher's Daughter" (original article link) on Wizards.com (content now obsolete; backup link)
- ↑ Star Wars: Bounty Hunter
- ↑ X-Wing: Isard's Revenge
- ↑ Tatooine Ghost
- ↑ The New Jedi Order: Recovery
- ↑ 9.0 9.1 The Paradise Snare
- ↑ Dark Nest II: The Unseen Queen
- ↑ Legacy of the Force: Exile
- ↑ 12.0 12.1 X-Wing: Rogue Squadron
- ↑ Dark Nest I: The Joiner King
- ↑ "The Greel Wood Haven" — Star Wars Adventure Journal 6