It is not often that we Directors find it necessary to address our site personnel in such a direct fashion. I will not make excuses- we all did things in our youth that we regret, and to find those regrets broadcast by a stellar entity is a disturbing thought to say the least. 548 represents a threat not just on an existential level- collision with a stellar body would cause irreparable damage to our entire solar system- but also on an emotional level. Scientific objectivity is difficult to maintain in the face of an entity which knows all of your secrets, all of the things you would never want shared with the world. And my god, it's mean.Director █████ talking about RPC-548.
Oh hey, it's [DATA REDACTED]. Congratulations on making it this far up the food chain. I guess sucking your bosses' cocks was a good career move, huh. Pity about the baby, though. If it had lived it would have left you, just like everyone else. I wouldn't want a whore for a mother either. You're a goddamn [DATA EXPUNGED]. And I know that you know when all this is over your entire fucking species is gonna beg to die.RPC-548 to Director █████.
NP 0532, also known as RPC-548 or The Hateful Star, is an Omega-Black RPC and a minor antagonist of the RPC Authority mythos. It is a sapient star moving towards the Solar System to collide with Earth.
Personality
RPC-548 demonstrates a deep hate for humanity, with its only goal being to destroy Earth and annihilate humankind.
RPC-548 also demonstrates a cruel and sadistic personality, insulting others by using the information it knows about them. It's also speaks in a very childish way.
Biography
RPC-548 was discovered in 1942 by various scientific organizations, but its anomalous nature was not known until 1968 when it was discovered that it was accelerating towards Earth and pulsing in Morse code.
Since then, the RPC Authority kept observing the star carefully, who kept communicating through insults. Notably, it insulted an Authority Director and then transmitted some image files involving the Director's past.
It was also seemingly responsible for the major solar flare on 11/4/2003.
As of now, RPC-548 is still moving towards Earth, and the Authority has seemingly no way to stop it.
Quotes
Don't think I can't see you. Yeah, that's right. I'm coming for you.The first message of RPC-548.
I'll get you you cocksuckers.A common message of RPC-548.
I'm gonna stamp on your goddamn species.Another common message.
Stellar control achieved baby. I'm going to cook that little shitball you call a planet. Say goodbye to your ecosystem you f-cking abortion of a species.RPC-548 after the major solar flare on 11/4/2003.
Trivia
- RPC-548 used to be an SCP. To be precise, it used to be the original SCP-1548 before being removed from the SCP site by its author and rewritten for the RPC one.
External Links
- RPC-548 on the RPC Authority Wiki