So there’s a guy on the phone with support right now..
Guy: [Yells out from the phone closet] You guys named Tumblr?
Guy: [To the phone] Yeah they’re called Tumbler. Tumb-ler. Tumblr.
Guy: [A few seconds later] Yeah, me too.
Eh?..
Jeremih — Down On Me (Feat. 50 Cent)
Oh you look so sweet what you work in Ballys look at your pysique girl you are a beauty well I am a beast they must have been trippin to let me off a leash
healthypunk asked: oh wow I can see clearly now the rain has gone.
you work in very mysterious ways.
You'll probably be very confused when you read this but ok ok ok ok okkkkk xxx
Nah, this makes much more sense than any of the other Asks I got last night.
I took a photo of the treacherous, gaping maw that almost killed me last night.
This is my therapy.
Okay so it’s not that big or scary. I was fiddling with my phone or something and not paying attention.
Damn you.
“After inspecting nude images of some of the most revoltingly unmaintained bodies in the world, we must call for an immediate end to these federally mandated scans,” said TSA chief John Pistole, who was forced to pause several times during a press conference when his gag reflex was triggered by the visual aids being presented to reporters.
