{"Family Troubles" Intro Jingle Plays]
(Mom holding a bowl of poutine)
Mom:Who wants poutine!!!
Dad and Daughter:We Do!! We Do!!
Dad:Sorry! But this looks delicious.
Daughter:Yeah!! This'll really fuel me for my hockey practice.
Mom:Oh but we're missing someone. Now, Where is Baby Grizz gone off to again, Eh?
(Grizz comes out of the door with a toy bike)
Grizz:Beep! Beep! Comin' through!!
(Everyone laughs)
Mom:(While staring at the audience) Grizz, There you are!! Would you like some poutine, honey?
Grizz:Poutine? That's not what I ordered! (Grizz winks)
--The audience laughs--
--Scene changes to a bedroom with the family tucking Grizz to sleep--
Clapper:Marker!
Dad:Sorry, But It's time for you to go to bed, son.
--Audience Oh'd--
Dad:I'm sorry your new pet didn't work out.
--Dad gets closer to Grizz--
Dad:You know having a pet is a big responsibility.
Grizz:That's OK, Dad. 'Cuz I think I learned somethin' today. Even though they're beautiful majestic creatures.
--Grizz moves his head at his shoulder--
Grizz:You can't just keep a moose as a house pet!
Dad:Well, Maybe next time, we'll get you a goldfish.
Grizz:Well, That's not what I ordered.
--Grizz moves his head at his shoulder again but to the opposite side, and the sitcom jingle plays--
Director:Cut! Great work everyone!
Mom:You did great, Grizz!
Grizz:Thanks, Mom!
--Dad pats Grizz's head--
Dad:I'll say! You're a natural star!
Grizz:Aww, Dad!
Sister: You'll have to give me some acting tips,Grizz!
Grizz:You got it, Sis!
Director: That was just super everyone! I think we"ve all earned a break!
--Everyone leaves the scene except Grizz--
Grizz:Ah, Another great episode!
--Grizz gets off the bed--
Guy: It's getting repetitive,Alan.
Alan (Director): It's a sitcom, What do you expect?
--Grizz runs after Alan and the guy--
Grizz:Hey! Mr. Director! Wait up!
Alan:Oh, Hey there, kiddo!
Grizz:Oh man,I love my family so much! Ah, Ever since you adopted me from that fire station, Everything's been so perfect! Now , I am a part of a great TV family on a moderately waived Canadian TV show.
--Alan scoffs--
Guy:He's being generous.
Grizz:I wish someday, i can have an even bigger family!
--Alan stops--
Alan:Wait! Say that again, Grizz.
Grizz:Uh, I wish I had a bigger family.
Alan:What a great idea,Grizz. You're a genius!
Grizz:Whoa, Really?
Alan:Are you thinking, what I'm thinking?
Guy:Way ahead of you, I'll go talk to the writers.
Mom:Hey Grizz, Can you make a pun?
Grizz:Carry me, Mom?
--Mom chuckles--
Mom:Well I can't say no to that cute face.
Makeup Artist:And there you go
Dad:Hm, Thanks Emma.
Grizz:Beep, Beep, Comin' through. Thanks Mom! What're you gonna do now!
Mom:Oh , I'm off to do Mom things, you know,OK Bye!
Grizz:Bye Mom!