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Ranger Tabes: Forest Gazette. Check! Charming photo of my baby boy, Kirk. Check! One super informative forest ranger newsletter down! Hopefully with this, the campers will finally stop sitting on anthills. Phew! How's the work going, guys?
Grizzly: Oh, oh! Tabes, I came up with a faster way to get this done. Ahh. Taste bad.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear has added more personal touches.
Panda: Ugh, these stamps are too sticky! We'll never finish this!
Ranger Tabes: Easy, guys, easy! We've got all day! And there! Whoo! That's the last one! Good job everyone! [Cheering] [Alarm beeps] Oh, right! It's time for Kirk's dinner! Check out all these meals I've made for him! Together: Aw. I've been documenting his growth and favorite foods each dinner!
Grizzly: Wow, look at him. Oh! Kirk has gotten so big!
Panda: What a good doggy.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear loves the boy.
Ranger Tabes: Kirk has loved every dish I've made, but I have to say his absolute favorite is... peanut butter! Most animals go nuts for this stuff ... a perfect topping for dinner! Hi-ya! [Whistles] Kirk boy, dinnertime! Kirk? Kirk? That's mighty strange.
Grizzly: Hey, maybe Kirk has just gone out to find that special bush, you know?
Ranger Tabes: No. Kirk is usually right on the dot when it's dinner time. This is highly unusual. Here, Grizz, swap with me.
Panda: Oh, man. I wonder where he went.
Grizzly: Kirk, come on back!
Ranger Tabes: Aha! I've got a lead ... paw prints! They lead to the forest! Bears, watch the station for me. Thanks! I'm coming, Kirk!
Grizzly: Watch the station? Eh, how hard can it be? We just got to mail those newsletters out.
Man: Please help! [Breathing heavily] Please! [Sighs]
Girl: Do you guys have a map and some water for my dad?
Grizzly: Uh, yeah, no problem! Leave it to us!
Ranger Tabes: Hmm. Oh, there ... there's more! Kirk! Kirk, buddy, where ... [Bush rustling] Huh? Kirk? Kirk, there you are! Aah! Foot!
Charlie: Aah! Human! Aah!
[Both screaming]
Ranger Tabes: Huh? Oh, hey. You're that Charlie fellow! It's okay. I'm not going to hurt you.
Charlie: Oh, I-I remember you! Tom, right?
Ranger Tabes: It's Tabes! I'm the forest rang... Wait, what am I doing? I got to find Kirk before he gets hurt! He's lost out in the woods somewhere! [Gasps] Wait! Maybe you've seen him around, Charlie.
Charlie: Hmm. Oh, I think I know who that is! I know, just give me a sec! You talking about my friend Dexter here?
Ranger Tabes: [Sighs] No. Kirk is not a beaver. He's my lost dog. I've got no leads, and it's getting dark soon! I'm supposed to protect this forest, but I can't even protect my own dog.
Charlie: [Sniffles] That's .. Ugh. That's so tragic! You know what? Leave it to old Charlie! I know secret parts around these woods where we can get some info!
Ranger Tabes: Really? Thanks, Charlie!
Charlie: Follow me. Oh, wait! What? What is it? I can't just bring you into the secret woods like that. They don't look too kindly on human-folk.
Ranger Tabes: What? No! No! Please, Charlie! I have to find Kirk!
Charlie: Okay, okay. We'll go! But, uh, you're going to need to wear a disguise.
Ranger Tabes: Anything! I'll wear whatever disguise you got!
[Music]
Charlie: Okay! Come on, Tubes. It's this way!
Ranger Tabes: Uh, uh, Charlie? Are you sure this costume is convincing? W-Where did you even get it?
Charlie: The garbage! Come on!
Ranger Tabes: Hold on, Kirk. We're coming for ya!
Grizzly: Oh, got it! Here's that map you wanted!
Girl: Great, thank you! Could we get a couple copies of it?
Grizzly: Oh, uh, sure! Um, yeah. Oh... No problem. [Chuckles nervously] [Beep] Hmm. [Beeping] Eep!
Panda: Yee, you need help, Grizz?
Grizzly: [Scoffs] Nah, I got this! Aah!
Charlie: It's definitely this way! Uh... Oh! It's over there! Ah! I think this is it! [Animal roars] Huh, it isn't. Hmm. Oh, berries!
Ranger Tabes: Charlie, do you know where this place is or not? Kirk could be in danger, and we're here wasting time!
Charlie: Oh! Wait! I remember where it is now! Check it out! Ta-da! Hmm. And ta-da! Oh! Uh, ta-da! [chitters] Oh, hey, Dexter, you old scamp.
Ranger Tabes: Ugh. Huh? Oho, Kirk's footprints! Ha-ha! The trail is hot aga... Oh, darn it! Another dead end.
Charlie: I could've sworn it was right here. Whoa, oh! Aah! [Grunts]
Ranger Tabes: Charlie?
Charlie: Ugh. Oh, wait! Hey! This is it! I told you I'd find it, Tubes! Come on down!
Ranger Tabes: [Groans] Aah! [Thud] Okay! Let me at 'em. Wha... Ugh.
Charlie: Tabs, welcome to The Cracked Nut!
[Soft jazz playing]
[owl hoots]
[chittering]
Racoon: Aah!
[Music]
Charlie: Whoa, Dexter plays bass? [Chuckles]
Ranger Tabes: All right. Okay! Who do we interrogate first?
Charlie: Uh...
Ranger Tabes: You, owl! Have you seen a dog this big, brown? [Hoots] Moles, I'm looking for a dog. Skunk, have you seen a dog this big? He's got a friendly disposition and...
Charlie: Whoa! Tubes, come on! Whoa. Look, around here, you can't just get up in everybody's grill! You ain't never going to find out anything out like that.
Ranger Tabes: [Sighs] Okay.
Charlie: Look, lemme talk to them. I'm a regular here.
Ranger Tabes: Huh? Hey, you, Possum! That ... That's Kirk's bandana! Where'd you get that?! [Squawks] Hey, get back here! [Music] Okay, spill the beans. Where'd you get that bandana? We don't have time for this, possum!
Charlie: Tabs! Tabs! Geez, calm down!
Ranger Tabes: It's wearing Kirk's bandana! Ask about it!
Charlie: Sorry, no can do. Once a possum is playing dead, ain't no talking to it. [flies buzzing] Unless...
Ranger Tabes: Unless...
Charlie: We can bribe it! You got anything to trade?
Ranger Tabes: Uh, I have $100, an uncut sapphire and a jar of peanut butter.
Charlie: Perfect! Hey. Hey, babushka. We need to know about that bandana. We can pay. [Squawks] She says she'll talk.
Ranger Tabes: I'm listening.
[Chattering]
Charlie: Oh, I see.
Ranger Tabes: What? What is it?
Charlie: Hmm, interesting.
Ranger Tabes: What? What's she saying?!
Charlie: Oh, uh, what? Oh, no!
Ranger Tabes: What? What is it?!
Charlie: She says she picked it up after it fell off a dog and that the dog was with the wolves!
Ranger Tabes: The wolves?
[Chatters]
Ranger Tabes: If the wolves have Kirk, then there's no time to lose! Possum, can you take us to the wolf den?
[Grumbles]
Charlie: She says give her the $100, and we got a deal!
[dramatic music]
Ranger Tabes: So this is it ... the wolf den. Here... and give me that!
Charlie: Yeah, welp... I'm sure you'll be fine from here on out right, Tobes? I'm not really great with wolves.
Ranger Tabes: Wait, Charlie! You're my translator. I need you in there. Kirk needs you.
Charlie: [Sighs] All right. Let's go.
Ranger Tabes: [Sniffs] Fresh. We're close. [Gasps] Oh, my gosh.
[Music]
[Yawns]
[Whispering]
Ranger Tabes: Shh, come on.
[Wolves snoring]
[Whispering]
Charlie: Wow, it's working. They're not waking up.
Ranger Tabes: Shh. Charlie, we must be absolutely sil... [Cellphone rings] Huh? Uh, huh.
Panda: Tabes, please answer! Come on please! We messed up so bad! [Bears screaming in background]
Ranger Tabes: Bears, I can't do this right now. Call later. [Beep]
Both: Phew.
Charlie: Looks like no one heard ... [Sneezes] [Wolves growling] Ooh!
[Wolves barking]
Ranger Tabes: W-What are they saying, Charlie? Go! Ask them about Kirk!
Charlie: Uh, hi. Hey, we're looking for a lost dog. Aah! Hey! Ah! Uh, I don't think they want to talk right now! Aah! Go away!
Ranger Tabes: I got you. [Grunts] We'll find him ourselves! [Growling] [Music]
Both: Aah!
Charlie: Uh... what now, Tebs?
Ranger Tabes: Why, we fight, of course, for Kirk!
Charlie: I was afraid of that.
[Music]
Ranger Tabes: Nice work, Charlie! Maybe we can ... Aah! Charlie! Aah!
[Music]
[Barks]
Ranger Tabes: Do your worst, wolves. I don't care. [Sniffing] Just ... Just tell me what you did to Kirk. [Sniffles] Please? What?
[Barking]
Charlie: He says get up.
[Wolves howling]
Ranger Tabes: Huh?
[Howling continues]
[Kirk barking]
Ranger Tabes: Kirk? ♪ My heart b*at for you ♪ Kirk! ♪ My heart b*at for you Kirk! ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ b*at only for you ♪
Charlie: Aw.
Ranger Tabes: Kirk, I'm so glad you're alive. What are you even doing here? How do you know these wolves?
[Kirk barking]
Charlie: Huh? Whoa!
Ranger Tabes: What? Kirk, are those your pups?
Charlie: Aha! The miracle of life!
Ranger Tabes: So that's why you went missing. Can I ... Can I hold them?
[Kirk barks]
Ranger Tabes: Aw.
[Puppies whine]
[Music]
[Barking]
Ranger Tabes: Well, Kirk, seeing as you're a dad now, you're free to come and go as you please. Take good care of those pups!
[Kirk barks]
Ranger Tabes: And, Charlie, thanks for all the help today. You're a real friend.
Charlie: Really?!
Ranger Tabes: Really. Hug?
Charlie: Ah, what the heck! Hug! Wow! Intrigue, action, birth? I'll never forget tonight, Tabes.
Ranger Tabes: [Gasps] Hm.
Charlie: Bye, Tabes! Bye, Cork! Congrats on fatherhood!
Ranger Tabes: Bye, Charlie! I'm sure I'll see you around! Phew! What a night, huh, Kirk?
Grizzly: Tabes, Kirk! There you are! Um, we can explain.
Panda: Your job is hard.