Tod Goldberg

When I chose to read this I thought I was going to get something like a Don Winslow book. I am not sure how I got that idea, but the zany premise might be to blame. Chicago mob hitman Sal Cupertine, messes up and needs to get out of town fast and permanently. Shuttled into the mob version of witness protection Sal finds himself living in Vegas with a new identity -- Rabbi David Cohen. This could have been so good! And yet this was not so good.

There were passages I enjoyed, but mostly I found the unceasing ironic voice rather irritating. Also, I assume based on his name that Tod Goldberg is Jewish, and Jews need to develop a sense of humor about certain common characteristics of moneyed Jewish communities, but this often crossed the line into antisemitism in my opinion. Most important though is that it just was not a well-crafted thriller. I never felt any sense of excitement or fear about what was coming next. The set-up here, the thing that sends Sal out of town, is absurd (view spoiler) So we start with a totally unbelievable premise and then more stuff happens. People are getting offed left and right in Chicago and in Vegas and no one pays attention except to the victims who are law enforcement. In the bloodiest days of the 1980's mob wars in NYC there were not 10% of this number of violent deaths as there were in the course of the year depicted here. It reads as if Tarantino was heading a crime family. Then Goldberg gives us Jeff, an FBI agent who is intent on finding Cupertine, and a junior agent he tries to make his protege. I won't spoil anything but will say he did not develop these characters enough to create any sort of interest in them as individuals or to bring to mind Elliot Ness/One-Armed Man suspense. There is no reason to root for Jeff which is sad since if you are not rooting for Jeff you are rooting for a prolific hitman. And speaking of Jeff, whom we are told is a respected experienced FBI agent, how could he never have even thought it was a possibility that Sal had (view spoiler) There were a lot of other things that were tin-eared, and I won't go through all, but the biggest issue was bad story construction. I could not have cared less how things turned out for any of these people except possibly the old rabbi (I already forgot his name) and even for him I did not care a lot. I won't be visiting the later books in this series.… (more)