The Two Towers (The first two sections were great the 3rd was long and boring.) ( )

Two Towers is my favorite Lord of the Rings book because I love the Ents. ( )

My feelings for this book are more complicated than those for The Fellowship of the Ring. By necessity, this book is more dreary and is farther away from the wonderful and dreamy nature scenes of the first book.

I was surprised to find it wholly split in two parts, one following the rest of the fellowship and the very tail end checking back in on Frodo and Sam. You get quite far into the book without hearing about the ring-bearer at all.

My complicated feelings mainly come from the treatment of orcs as something outside of nature. It's gross to me that men who fight on the side of the enemy are assumed to be misguided or somehow manipulated into acting on that side, while orcs are killed without remorse and are assumed to be rotten without hope. In the movie I thought the friendly competition and banter about the number of orks slain was somewhat charming mainly because the movie does a better job of convincing the audience that orcs are irredeemable. However, in the books we spend time with the orcs through their capture of Merry and Pippin. They have conversations and interactions and really, they don't seem like they're purely awful to me.

That is my main bone to pick after reading this. Otherwise, I adored hearing about the ents. The story of entwives leaving to find suitable gardening land intrigues me. I also thought the complicated dynamics surrounding Gollum, Frodo, and Sam were well-written.

Video Review: https://youtu.be/aXnSe4FNVGY ( )

This is really the second volume of a single novel divided into three volumes for publishing purposes, so it’s probably more appropriate to review the whole thing than to review each volume separately. ( )

I heard and read that some fans complain about the first 300 pages of this book, regarding the adventures of Gandalf, Aragorn and the others, as more interesting than the last 200 pages, where Sam and Frodo "walk around." I highly disagree, the first and second part are equally riveting and compelling. Treebeard is my favorite, mostly when he gets hasty. ( )

Reminded me again why I love the hobbits, and Faramir. And why I disliked the moves 😔 ( )

Blech. Wanted to listen to the actual book, but accidentally checked out this dramatization from SF Public Library. I hate audio dramatizations. Also, they don't seem to pronounce names correctly... Luh GO loss? ( )

See Fellowship review ( )

As Duas Torres é a Segunda parte da grande obra de ficção fantástica de J. R. R. Tolkien, O Senhor dos Anéis. É impossível transmitir ao novo leitor todas as qualidades e o alcance do livro. Alternadamente cômica, singela, épica, monstruosa e diabólica, a narrativa desenvolve-se em meio a inúmeras mudanças de cenários e de personagens, num mundo imaginário absolutamente convincente em seus detalhes. Nas palavras do romancista Richard Hughes, ´quanto à amplitude imaginativa, a obra praticamente não tem paralelos e é quase igualmente notável na sua vividez e na habilidade narrativa, que mantêm o leitor preso página após página´.

Read through part of this book in 2020 but quit at the halfway mark. Still hoping to restart the series at a later date.

This is an enjoyable read. Though the characters split here it's easy to follow the adventures of everyone. ( )

Personally, I've always found this book much weaker than the first one in the trilogy. It's not bad, by any means, but it lacks that great sense of adventure and exploration of Middle-Earth that the first one haw. This one mostly takes place entirely in the southern half of the map of Middle-Earth provided in the back of the book, but the first one covers much greater distances and explores many more land forms and locations. That aspect always made the first one the strongest out of the bunch, in my opinion. Nevertheless, this entry still has some good moments. The battle of Helm's Deep is a noteworthy one, though I always felt that it became great due to the adaptation, not the actual source material. It's a bit shorter than you'd expect in the book, and it really doesn't have much that distinguishes it from the other major battles that take place in this series. The movie makes it a lot darker and lot more interesting, in my opinion.

The best part about this entry is the final two chapters. While I love the exploration of Middle Earth and the vivid details of its geography, I personally feel that it takes up too much of this 1,349-page story. As a result, not much time is spent on intense character drama and raw emotional moments that truly suck you in. That is precisely why I love the final two chapters of "The Two Towers". They are extremely raw and gripping. The part where Gollum grabs Sam from the back after selling Sam and Frodo out to Shelob, and Sam gets filled with an otherworldly rage that causes him to run like a madman towards Gollum after his escape had me on the edge of my seat. Afterwards, an intense battle between Sam and Shelob occurs, and Sam finds Frodo, presuming him to be dead. He goes through a harrowing ordeal in his mind as a result of it, and he makes the brutal decision of taking the Ring and head into Mordor all alone to destroy it. It is a phenomenal scene, and it is probably my favorite part of the entire 4-part book series (with possibly the only other exception being Boromir's fall into evil, another incredible character drama moment.)

Unfortunately, the incredible scene is undercut by one of the weakest aspects of this entire storyline: the lack of lasting stakes. Frodo turns out to be alive because of the convenient reason that Shelob doesn't like to eat dead meat (even though Frodo would only be dead for a few minutes if Shelob had killed him before beginning to feast on him and wouldn't have begun to decay). It sucks that heart-wrenching elements of this story are almost never permanent, and very few important characters we love truly end up dying in the struggle. The same thing happens with Gandalf in this book, despite there being virtually no reason to bring him back.

Another thing I dislike about this book is its pacing. While I thought the first book had good pacing, this one has very long stretches of nothingness in it that are filled with characters either traveling from one place to another or talking to each other about what's going on in the world.

Now, I wouldn't mind this if I found the characters and dialogue genuinely interesting and gripping, but, as I mentioned in my last two reviews of this series, that's not the case. One character I want to rant about is Faramir. I'm sorry, but I've always found him to be one of the most boring characters in all of fiction. He feels like a carbon copy of Aragorn, and Aragorn feels like the most generic good guy of all time. As I've stated several times before, the Men of this story are extremely uninteresting to me. They don't feel real or unique. They all talk and behave the same, with the exception of maybe one or two distinct personality traits that set them apart from each other. This is the reason why I've always found Gollum, Gandalf, Sam, and Boromir to be the only characters I genuinely enjoy reading about. They're ACTUALLY INTERESTING PEOPLE WITH INTERESTING CHARACTER TRAITS. Crazy concept, huh, Tolkien?

Lastly, I have to mention that I dislike how much Tolkien constantly relies on "saying rather than describing" in these books. This is one of the aspects that makes the characters so boring to me. It is most apparent, however, whenever Tolkien tells us the grand scale of the story he's telling. Instead of letting us decide how epic we find this story, he constantly outright states how large the stakes are and how important this story is. There's even a part where Sam and Frodo are sheltering in the path to Cirith Ungol and talk about how the future inhabitants of Middle-Earth will tell tales and songs about Frodo and Sam's grand adventures. It's like, would you care to have some subtlety for once, Tolkien? Good lord.

When I read about Gollum's depressing life and history and his wretched, pitiable, villainous state that unfortunately comes to a tragic ending in "Return of the King", I actually FEEL something. When Tolkien tells me how tall, majestic, and kingly Aragorn is in some epic confrontation for the millionth time, I feel nothing.

Anyways, I've rambled on long enough. I don't hate this book by any means, but I also see many things about it that I simply can't stand and that other people almost never talk about, for some reason. Maybe, these things don't bother them as much, but I just find that they really drag the story down several levels below the movies, which actually got these things right. ( )

Listened on audio. As I said with the first 2, this was read by Andy Serkis and he does an excellent job. An excellent read that finishes up the trilogy. This time around (probably the 3rd time I've read the series), I made it the furthest into the appendices that I've ever gone, but I ultimately tapped out about 25% the first one. I love LOTR, but I don't LOVE, LOTR. Maybe I don't need to read The Silmarillion 😊 ( )

The hero's quest continues . . . ( )

Volume Two of Three volume Set Contains Book Three and Book Four Synopsis is helpful.Tie in Movie Art ( )

Serkis does such a great job with the voices, imitating many of his fellow actors closely, that this feels all backwards, like an audio dramatization of the movies. I'm not sure if that's good or bad. You'll definitely have parts of the movies playing in your mind as he reads it. Still, it is Tolkien's words, and it's all there, unabridged, as good as ever. ( )

Even better than I remember! Pippin and Merry find their groove, Treebeard and the Ents rock, a beloved character returns, and Frodo and Samwise continue on their perilous quest with an unwelcome guest as their guide. Just so so good! ( )

Like with my "review" of The Fellowship of the Ring, this is going to be less of a real review and more just my thoughts on my experience with this book. This is my first time through the trilogy, and I'm listening to the audiobooks, because I don't think I'd make it through if I was reading. One note about the audiobook--Rob Inglis, the narrator, does a fantastic job! He even sings the songs, and while I suppose it would be strange if the narrator of these books with so many songs didn't attempt to sing them, I still think it's particularly neat.

I liked this book more than the previous, as we jump right back into the story. It felt more swiftly paced, too, even during the part where Frodo and Sam were wandering for a while. As with the previous book, my notes on this book are from a standpoint of having seen the movies several times, and I prefer the movie that goes back and forth between the two storylines, rather than showing all of one, then all of another. But I do appreciate that they were written to be two separate books, and then had to be combined into one. I also liked better, in the movie, not knowing that Sam had taken the ring from Frodo when he thought he was dead, or knowing that Sam was even following him, until the right moment.

One of the things I'm getting most out of reading the books after having a cursory understanding of the story from the movies is getting to understand the world and the characters more. For example, I like having a better understanding that Gandalf is something special (celestial, even), not just a simple wizard (whatever that would mean anyway). Also, Gollum is so wonderfully sarcastic in the book, which I just loved!

I know that I'm not going to appreciate these books the way that many others do; I don't think I'm the right kind of person to really get into the history and depth Tolkien put into his world. But I'm still enjoying them and am glad I'm reading them. ( )

Even for the 21th time it is still amazing. I am really glad, I ended my year with this! ( )

I am still enjoying my reread of Lord of the Rings. The Two Towers consists of books three and four.


The fellowship has been broken, and, as a result the narrative has been completely split. The fourth book follows the adventures of Sam and Frodo (and Gollum). The third book follows the adventures of everyone else: Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas, etc.

The book opens with some drama: Merry and Pippin have been taken! Boromir has fallen valiantly in battle trying to protect them. He confesses all to Aragorn moments before he dies. (But the movie does it even better. That death scene in the extended edition is SOMETHING.)

Aragorn knelt beside him. Boromir opened his eyes and strove to speak. At last slow words came. ‘I tried to take the Ring from Frodo,’ he said. ‘I am sorry. I have paid.’ His glance strayed to his fallen enemies; twenty at least lay there. ‘They have gone: the Halflings: the Orcs have taken them. I think they are not dead. Orcs bound them.’ He paused and his eyes closed wearily. After a moment he spoke again. ‘Farewell, Aragorn! Go to Minas Tirith and save my people! I have failed.’ ‘No!’ said Aragorn, taking his hand and kissing his brow. ‘You have conquered. Few have gained such a victory. Be at peace! Minas Tirith shall not fall!’ Boromir smiled. ‘Which way did they go? Was Frodo there?’ said Aragorn. But Boromir did not speak again.

The company also learns that Sam and Frodo have left, have "broken" the fellowship. The mission has changed without a doubt, but the remaining members still have purpose.

‘The rumour of the earth is dim and confused,’ he said. ‘Nothing walks upon it for many miles about us. Faint and far are the feet of our enemies. But loud are the hoofs of the horses. It comes to my mind that I heard them, even as I lay on the ground in sleep, and they troubled my dreams: horses galloping, passing in the West. But now they are drawing ever further from us, riding northward. I wonder what is happening in this land!’ ‘Let us go!’ said Legolas.

They decide to pursue the orcs and attempt a rescue of the hobbits. In their quest to save Merry and Pippin, they meet an old friend in a surprising place!

In addition to meeting an old friend, readers also meet some new characters: Treebeard, Éomer, Théoden, and Éowyn. Merry and Pippin encounter the Ents! Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, (and Gandalf) go to Rohan. I absolutely LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this third book.

The fourth book concerns Frodo, Sam, Gollum. Readers meet Boromir's brother as well. It's good, very good. But I can't help thinking that it is largely redeemed by SAM.

Favorite quotes:

Gimli ground his teeth. ‘This is a bitter end to our hope and to all our toil!’ he said. ‘To hope, maybe, but not to toil,’ said Aragorn.

‘Awake! Awake!’ he cried. ‘It is a red dawn. Strange things await us by the eaves of the forest. Good or evil, I do not know; but we are called. Awake!’

‘You may say this to Théoden son of Thengel: open war lies before him, with Sauron or against him. None may live now as they have lived, and few shall keep what they call their own.

The world is all grown strange. Elf and Dwarf in company walk in our daily fields; and folk speak with the Lady of the Wood and yet live; and the Sword comes back to war that was broken in the long ages ere the fathers of our fathers rode into the Mark! How shall a man judge what to do in such times?’ ‘As he ever has judged,’ said Aragorn. ‘Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear; nor are they one thing among Elves and Dwarves and another among Men. It is a man’s part to discern them, as much in the Golden Wood as in his own house.’ ‘True indeed,’ said Éomer. ‘But I do not doubt you, nor the deed which my heart would do. Yet I am not free to do all as I would. It is against our law to let strangers wander at will in our land, until the king himself shall give them leave, and more strict is the command in these days of peril.

There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark.

There are Ents and Ents, you know; or there are Ents and things that look like Ents but ain’t, as you might say. I’ll call you Merry and Pippin, if you please – nice names. For I am not going to tell you my name, not yet at any rate.’ A queer half-knowing, half-humorous look came with a green flicker into his eyes. ‘For one thing it would take a long while: my name is growing all the time, and I’ve lived a very long, long time; so my name is like a story. Real names tell you the story of the things they belong to in my language, in the Old Entish as you might say. It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time to say anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a long time to say, and to listen to.

‘Of course, it is likely enough, my friends,’ he said slowly, ‘likely enough that we are going to our doom: the last march of the Ents. But if we stayed at home and did nothing, doom would find us anyway, sooner or later. That thought has long been growing in our hearts; and that is why we are marching now.

‘My name!’ said the old man again. ‘Have you not guessed it already? You have heard it before, I think. Yes, you have heard it before. But come now, what of your tale?’ The three companions stood silent and made no answer. ‘There are some who would begin to doubt whether your errand is fit to tell,’ said the old man. ‘Happily I know something of it. You are tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits, I believe. Yes, hobbits. Don’t stare, as if you had never heard the strange name before. You have, and so have I. Well, they climbed up here the day before yesterday; and they met someone that they did not expect. Does that comfort you? And now you would like to know where they were taken? Well, well, maybe I can give you some news about that. But why are we standing? Your errand, you see, is no longer as urgent as you thought. Let us sit down and be more at ease.’

They all gazed at him. His hair was white as snow in the sunshine; and gleaming white was his robe; the eyes under his deep brows were bright, piercing as the rays of the sun; power was in his hand. Between wonder, joy, and fear they stood and found no words to say. At last Aragorn stirred. ‘Gandalf!’ he said. ‘Beyond all hope you return to us in our need! What veil was over my sight? Gandalf!’ Gimli said nothing, but sank to his knees, shading his eyes.

Hope is not victory. War is upon us and all our friends, a war in which only the use of the Ring could give us surety of victory. It fills me with great sorrow and great fear: for much shall be destroyed and all may be lost. I am Gandalf, Gandalf the White, but Black is mightier still.’

Go where you must go, and hope!

A king will have his way in his own hall, be it folly or wisdom.

Men need many words before deeds.

‘Yet dawn is ever the hope of men,’ said Aragorn.

That must be my hope,’ said Legolas. ‘But I wish that he had come this way. I desired to tell Master Gimli that my tale is now thirty-nine.’ ‘If he wins back to the caves, he will pass your count again,’ laughed Aragorn. ‘Never did I see an axe so wielded.’ ‘I must go and seek some arrows,’ said Legolas. ‘Would that this night would end, and I could have better light for shooting.’

‘We will have peace,’ said Théoden at last thickly and with an effort. Several of the Riders cried out gladly. Théoden held up his hand. ‘Yes, we will have peace,’ he said, now in a clear voice, ‘we will have peace, when you and all your works have perished – and the works of your dark master to whom you would deliver us. You are a liar, Saruman, and a corrupter of men’s hearts. You hold out your hand to me, and I perceive only a finger of the claw of Mordor. Cruel and cold! Even if your war on me was just – as it was not, for were you ten times as wise you would have no right to rule me and mine for your own profit as you desired – even so, what will you say of your torches in Westfold and the children that lie dead there? And they hewed Háma’s body before the gates of the Hornburg, after he was dead. When you hang from a gibbet at your window for the sport of your own crows, I will have peace with you and Orthanc. So much for the House of Eorl. A lesser son of great sires am I, but I do not need to lick your fingers. Turn elsewhither. But I fear your voice has lost its charm.’

Now, Pippin my lad, don’t forget Gildor’s saying – the one Sam used to quote: Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.’

‘Don’t hurt us! Don’t let them hurt us, precious! They won’t hurt us will they, nice little hobbitses? We didn’t mean no harm, but they jumps on us like cats on poor mices, they did, precious. And we’re so lonely, gollum. We’ll be nice to them, very nice, if they’ll be nice to us, won’t we, yes, yess.’

We only wish to catch a fish, so juicy-sweet!

‘Yess, yess, nice water,’ said Gollum. ‘Drink it, drink it, while we can! But what is it they’ve got, precious? Is it crunchable? Is it tasty?’

‘I am commanded to go to the land of Mordor, and therefore I shall go,’ said Frodo. ‘If there is only one way, then I must take it. What comes after must come.’

Sam said nothing. The look on Frodo’s face was enough for him; he knew that words of his were useless. And after all he never had any real hope in the affair from the beginning; but being a cheerful hobbit he had not needed hope, as long as despair could be postponed. Now they were come to the bitter end. But he had stuck to his master all the way; that was what he had chiefly come for, and he would still stick to him. His master would not go to Mordor alone. Sam would go with him – and at any rate they would get rid of Gollum.

All hobbits, of course, can cook, for they begin to learn the art before their letters (which many never reach); but Sam was a good cook, even by hobbit reckoning, and he had done a good deal of the camp-cooking on their travels, when there was a chance. He still hopefully carried some of his gear in his pack: a small tinder-box, two small shallow pans, the smaller fitting into the larger; inside them a wooden spoon, a short two-pronged fork and some skewers were stowed; and hidden at the bottom of the pack in a flat wooden box a dwindling treasure, some salt. But he needed a fire, and other things besides. He thought for a bit, while he took out his knife, cleaned and whetted it, and began to dress the rabbits. He was not going to leave Frodo alone asleep even for a few minutes.

Sam drew a deep breath. ‘An Oliphaunt it was!’ he said. ‘So there are Oliphaunts, and I have seen one. What a life! But no one at home will ever believe me. Well, if that’s over, I’ll have a bit of sleep.’

‘I don’t like anything here at all,’ said Frodo, ‘step or stone, breath or bone. Earth, air and water all seem accursed. But so our path is laid.’ ‘Yes, that’s so,’ said Sam. ‘And we shouldn’t be here at all, if we’d known more about it before we started. But I suppose it’s often that way. The brave things in the old tales and songs, Mr. Frodo: adventures, as I used to call them. I used to think that they were things the wonderful folk of the stories went out and looked for, because they wanted them, because they were exciting and life was a bit dull, a kind of a sport, as you might say. But that’s not the way of it with the tales that really mattered, or the ones that stay in the mind. Folk seem to have been just landed in them, usually – their paths were laid that way, as you put it. But I expect they had lots of chances, like us, of turning back, only they didn’t. And if they had, we shouldn’t know, because they’d have been forgotten. We hear about those as just went on – and not all to a good end, mind you; at least not to what folk inside a story and not outside it call a good end. You know, coming home, and finding things all right, though not quite the same – like old Mr. Bilbo. But those aren’t always the best tales to hear, though they may be the best tales to get landed in! I wonder what sort of a tale we’ve fallen into?’ ‘I wonder,’ said Frodo. ‘But I don’t know. And that’s the way of a real tale. Take any one that you’re fond of. You may know, or guess, what kind of a tale it is, happy-ending or sad-ending, but the people in it don’t know. And you don’t want them to.’

Still, I wonder if we shall ever be put into songs or tales. We’re in one, of course; but I mean: put into words, you know, told by the fireside, or read out of a great big book with red and black letters, years and years afterwards. And people will say: “Let’s hear about Frodo and the Ring!” And they’ll say: “Yes, that’s one of my favourite stories. Frodo was very brave, wasn’t he, dad?” “Yes, my boy, the famousest of the hobbits, and that’s saying a lot.”’ ‘It’s saying a lot too much,’ said Frodo, and he laughed, a long clear laugh from his heart. Such a sound had not been heard in those places since Sauron came to Middle-earth. To Sam suddenly it seemed as if all the stones were listening and the tall rocks leaning over them. But Frodo did not heed them; he laughed again. ‘Why, Sam,’ he said, ‘to hear you somehow makes me as merry as if the story was already written. But you’ve left out one of the chief characters: Samwise the stouthearted. “I want to hear more about Sam, dad. Why didn’t they put in more of his talk, dad? That’s what I like, it makes me laugh. And Frodo wouldn’t have got far without Sam, would he, dad?”’ ‘Now, Mr. Frodo,’ said Sam, ‘you shouldn’t make fun. I was serious.’ ‘So was I,’ said Frodo, ‘and so I am. We’re going on a bit too fast. You and I, Sam, are still stuck in the worst places of the story, and it is all too likely that some will say at this point: “Shut the book now, dad; we don’t want to read any more.”’ ( )

Personally, I've always found this book much weaker than the first one in the trilogy. It's not bad, by any means, but it lacks that great sense of adventure and exploration of Middle-Earth that the first one haw. This one mostly takes place entirely in the southern half of the map of Middle-Earth provided in the back of the book, but the first one covers much greater distances and explores many more land forms and locations. That aspect always made the first one the strongest out of the bunch, in my opinion. Nevertheless, this entry still has some good moments. The battle of Helm's Deep is a noteworthy one, though I always felt that it became great due to the adaptation, not the actual source material. It's a bit shorter than you'd expect in the book, and it really doesn't have much that distinguishes it from the other major battles that take place in this series. The movie makes it a lot darker and lot more interesting, in my opinion.

The best part about this entry is the final two chapters. While I love the exploration of Middle Earth and the vivid details of its geography, I personally feel that it takes up too much of this 1,349-page story. As a result, not much time is spent on intense character drama and raw emotional moments that truly suck you in. That is precisely why I love the final two chapters of "The Two Towers". They are extremely raw and gripping. The part where Gollum grabs Sam from the back after selling Sam and Frodo out to Shelob, and Sam gets filled with an otherworldly rage that causes him to run like a madman towards Gollum after his escape had me on the edge of my seat. Afterwards, an intense battle between Sam and Shelob occurs, and Sam finds Frodo, presuming him to be dead. He goes through a harrowing ordeal in his mind as a result of it, and he makes the brutal decision of taking the Ring and head into Mordor all alone to destroy it. It is a phenomenal scene, and it is probably my favorite part of the entire 4-part book series (with possibly the only other exception being Boromir's fall into evil, another incredible character drama moment.)

Unfortunately, the incredible scene is undercut by one of the weakest aspects of this entire storyline: the lack of lasting stakes. Frodo turns out to be alive because of the convenient reason that Shelob doesn't like to eat dead meat (even though Frodo would only be dead for a few minutes if Shelob had killed him before beginning to feast on him and wouldn't have begun to decay). It sucks that heart-wrenching elements of this story are almost never permanent, and very few important characters we love truly end up dying in the struggle. The same thing happens with Gandalf in this book, despite there being virtually no reason to bring him back.

Another thing I dislike about this book is its pacing. While I thought the first book had good pacing, this one has very long stretches of nothingness in it that are filled with characters either traveling from one place to another or talking to each other about what's going on in the world.

Now, I wouldn't mind this if I found the characters and dialogue genuinely interesting and gripping, but, as I mentioned in my last two reviews of this series, that's not the case. One character I want to rant about is Faramir. I'm sorry, but I've always found him to be one of the most boring characters in all of fiction. He feels like a carbon copy of Aragorn, and Aragorn feels like the most generic good guy of all time. As I've stated several times before, the Men of this story are extremely uninteresting to me. They don't feel real or unique. They all talk and behave the same, with the exception of maybe one or two distinct personality traits that set them apart from each other. This is the reason why I've always found Gollum, Gandalf, Sam, and Boromir to be the only characters I genuinely enjoy reading about. They're ACTUALLY INTERESTING PEOPLE WITH INTERESTING CHARACTER TRAITS. Crazy concept, huh, Tolkien?

Lastly, I have to mention that I dislike how much Tolkien constantly relies on "saying rather than describing" in these books. This is one of the aspects that makes the characters so boring to me. It is most apparent, however, whenever Tolkien tells us the grand scale of the story he's telling. Instead of letting us decide how epic we find this story, he constantly outright states how large the stakes are and how important this story is. There's even a part where Sam and Frodo are sheltering in the path to Cirith Ungol and talk about how the future inhabitants of Middle-Earth will tell tales and songs about Frodo and Sam's grand adventures. It's like, would you care to have some subtlety for once, Tolkien? Good lord.

When I read about Gollum's depressing life and history and his wretched, pitiable, villainous state that unfortunately comes to a tragic ending in "Return of the King", I actually FEEL something. When Tolkien tells me how tall, majestic, and kingly Aragorn is in some epic confrontation for the millionth time, I feel nothing.

Anyways, I've rambled on long enough. I don't hate this book by any means, but I also see many things about it that I simply can't stand and that other people almost never talk about, for some reason. Maybe, these things don't bother them as much, but I just find that they really drag the story down several levels below the movies, which actually got these things right. ( )

I love revisiting a classic. Listening to Andy Serkis narrate is an absolute joy, I fully recommend. ( )

I think this version of The Two Towers is the first time that I have enjoyed the Frodo and Sam part as much as the first half of the book. Usually, when reading it for myself, I skim the Frodo-Sam-Gollum section up until when they meet Faramir, and then I read that section, and then I skim again until the very end. This time, though, I enjoyed the whole book! Listening to Andy Serkis narrate made all the difference in the world. ( )

Every time I reread this book I get so mad about the movie. I KNOW, it's been fifteen years, I should get over it, but the movie is so bad compared to the book. They skipped all the good parts just so they could focus on a stupid war. >:(

Things I enjoy more and more on every reread is Gollum though. He's adorable, in the most annoying and creepy way. I mean, his big dream is to eat fish every day!!! I know I mention this every time I review the book, but I always forget it and then I love it so much.

Anyway, I love it. I love this entire trilogy. Shocking!!! ( )

I always think that book four (the second part of this book, that's only about Frodo and Sam) is the weakest part of the trilogy, and while that may be true it is never as bad as I think it is. First, it's really short, just a little over 100 pages, and secondly: it has some really good parts. Faramir, for example, is a amazing when he shows up, plus anything concerning Gollum and fish is cute and funny.

And then they enter Shelob's lair, which is another good part because shit happens and then we get to hear orcs interact with each and I actually like that a lot. It's cool to see that they are longing for a time after the war ends when things calm down. I can so buy that there are orc farmers somewhere off in a deep part of Mordor.

And now, of course, we get to the best book of all three!! Return of the Kings. Returns are always the best, be it jedis or kings. ( )