I went through a goth phase in high school. I have about a thousand dollars. My hair is getting longer and curlier. I don't floss enough. There is a mole on my cheek I used to be self-conscious about when I was a teenager. I have never been able to ride a skateboard for more than a few feet. I prefer dress shoes to sneakers. I imitate Leve's "Autoportrait" because I want the information on this page to be factual and empty. When eating, I sometimes go "mmm" unconsciously. I have a tattoo on my arm of the Schwarzgerat. I have never felt comfortable winking. I was baptized Catholic but confirmed Lutheran. I dislike both bright and overhead lighting. Most novels are unable to interest me; this began at age 28. I have good eye contact. I used to worry I was gay, not because I was attracted to men, but because so many people called me gay. I feel healthy every time I eat fish. I avoid using pencils. I chew my nails but am practiced enough at it that they are smooth. When I am trying to fall asleep, I visualize things, usually sex or a ghostly fish I discovered in grad school. I throw myself small birthday parties. I had a panic attack in Florida. The first time I fired a pistol was in a shooting range, the second was in the desert. I remember cheating on spelling tests, Japanese tests, math tests, and the AP Programming test. I love videogames but only allow myself to play them every few months. Doing laundry used to make me depressed. I am excellent at giving back rubs. I didn't use illegal drugs until I was 18. I deliberately changed the ways I write lowercase "b"s and "d"s. I have a rather monotonous voice. I consult the I Ching many times throughout the day via an iPhone app. I play backgammon and have invented a number of variations on it. I sometimes write to avoid doing other things. I love teaching but it often exhausts me. The Columbine massacre was very understandable to me. I tend to sit in contorted positions. My Myers-Briggs type is INFP, though in the past it has been ENTP, INTP, and INTJ. I am an optimist. I don't wear loose pants. I enjoy driving for even extremely long periods. The first night I spent in Montana I knew I wanted to die in the west. I prefer listening to music via headphones to speakers, and in many cases, via live performances. I feel proud of how much money I spend on food. Though I have worked for my school for three years, I still haven't set up direct deposit. I wear sunscreen every day. I mostly forget who I loan books to. When a woman puts on glasses, she becomes more attractive to me. Sei Shonagon's Pillow Book as well as Autoportrait. I enjoy watching football but I only get to once or twice per year. Since I switched to shaving with a razor I've only had facial hair for a few days. I forget to eat. I wear many, often clashing, patterns. When I stand up I check for my cellphone, keys, and wallet. I forgive easily, often without being asked to. ( )