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Loading... Diddly Squat (edition 2022)by Jeremy Clarkson (Author)
Work InformationA Year on the Farm by Jeremy Clarkson
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Sign up for LibraryThing to find out whether you'll like this book. No current Talk conversations about this book. I'm glad I tried this book -- as someone unfamiliar with Clarkson, I wasn't really sure what to expect. I have enough of a sense of humor to recognize that's what's in front of me, but it's not really my cup of tea. He's got some great messages in behind the exaggeration and bombast, but he's like that loud uncle who yells "can't you take a joke??" if you disagree with anything, and that really isn't my thing. no reviews | add a review
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Welcome back to Clarkson's Farm. So, that went well ... The spring barley crop failed. Just like the oil seed rape. And the durum wheat. Then the oats turned the colour of a hearing aid and the mushrooms went mouldy. Farming sheep, pigs and cows was hardly more lucrative. Jeremy would be better off trying to breed ostriches. But in the face of uncooperative weather, the relentless realities of the agricultural economy, bureaucracy, a truculent local planning department and the world's persistent refusal to recognise his ingenuity and genius, our hero's not beaten yet. Not while the farm shop's still doing a roaring trade in candles that smell like his knacker hammock, he isn't. On the face of it, the challenges of making a success of Diddly Squat are enough to have you weeping into your (Hawkstone) beer, but misery loves company and in girlfriend Lisa, Farm Manager Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie and Gerald his Head of Security Jeremy knows he's got the best. And it's hard for a chap to feel too gloomy about things when there's a JCB telehandler, a crop-spraying hovercraft and a digger in the barn. Because as a wise man* once said, 'there's no man alive who wouldn't have fun with a digger ...' No library descriptions found. |
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The year he covers in the book were his Sunday Times columns and later it became a TV series, during the Covid period and post-Brexit. The world is going to hell in a handcart, and everyone is to blame except Jeremy. He usual _targets are the Socialists (not in power since 2010), vegetarian (can’t blame him), the government (fair enough) and other assorted fools. He tends to forget that those in power were his conservative party friends.
He was finding that besides caring for animals and crops there is a mountain of paperwork though the farm has given him plenty of boy’s toys. This includes his Lambo tractor. He also describes the many idiots that all farmers have to deal with especially city dwellers who turn up and think they can tramp across all the land. How many of them have no idea of the country code or even the basics like taking home your rubbish.
While you have to put up with the usual Clarkson rants and is a mildly interesting book. ( )