The biggest secret is how the book was published in the first place. Reptiles and mind-control--I'll just stick to shit just happens. ( )

Sometimes even the kookiest conspiracy theorist stumbles upon something important. This isn't one of those times.

American presidents, European royals, the wealthiest of the world's families, all are tied together in this book through their bloodline. Of course, it isn't news that most of the royal families in Europe are related, or that most US presidents can find distant blood ties to the English royal family. But did you know that the reason they're all related is because they are all space aliens? Shape-shifting reptilians, to be exact, who participate in human sacrifice and other blood rituals. And they're planning to take over the world! That's why the Rothschilds and the Rockefellers are in on this - he who controls the world's gold can make the world's rules.

Oh, I can see you rolling your eyes. You aren't taking me seriously, are you? Okay. Fine. When you stop laughing, let me know and I'll dig another choice nugget out of the book.

Some books are so bad that you can't bring yourself to let anyone borrow your copy; you would feel guilty after they soiled their mind on the garbage. This book is one of those. A used book store might give me a couple of dollars for it, but then the book is available to spread. I'd rather keep it harmless in a box in my attic. ( )