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Confessions of a Failed Southern Lady (1985)

by Florence King

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Confessions of a Failed Southern Ladyis Florence King's classic memoir of her upbringing in an eccentric Southern family, told with all the uproarious wit and gusto that has made her one of the most admired writers in the country. Florence may have been a disappointment to her Granny, whose dream of rearing a Perfect Southern Lady would never be quite fulfilled. But after all, as Florence reminds us, "no matter which sex I went to bed with, I never smoked on the street."… (more)
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I read such great reviews on this book, I was really looking forward to reading it...but it was a huge disappointment. I kept reading the book waiting for something to happen, but it never did. I also didn't like the way the author misspelled words to make it look like a southern conversation...very hard to figure out at times what the characters were even trying to say. ( )
  ShellyQ | Jun 30, 2022 |
100/2020. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss Florence King's ass, goodbye! And if that's your type of humour then you'll enjoy this witty confessional memoir (although how much is strict historical truth is open to question):

"No matter which sex I went to bed with, I never smoked on the street."

(If you have the Virago edition then I recommend skipping the intro by Sandi Toksvig as it's an unedifying performance of trying to position a fave as The First Woman Who Did X by erasing all the other women who also did X, in this case apparently neither Dorothy Parker nor Mae West, for example, were ever truly funny writers. Sigh.) ( )
  spiralsheep | Aug 6, 2020 |
Fun, easy read, nothing I could really relate to, but certainly a good beach book. ( )
  Rdra1962 | Aug 1, 2018 |
Synopsis: Florence King was the daughter of a woman who didn't fit into a mold. She held a job in a time when married women were supposed to be at home; she swore; she played baseball. Her father was a Brit who played in bands and worked as a bartender; when not working he read widely and extensively. Florence's grandmother made it her goal in life to make this child into a 'lady'. Florence lived through this rather schizophrenic parenting and tell about her life from childhood through a few years after college.
Review: This is a most entertaining book. The first and third portions have you laughing out loud; the middle third is a bit plodding but still enjoyable. So much of what she writes about is still true in the deep south to this day. ( )
  DrLed | Apr 5, 2017 |
This book made me laugh so hard I wept. I am indebted to her for the expression Ovariad which is the propensity some women have for giving detailed descriptions of their gynecological problems. Her poltics are funky though - don't go there. ( )
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This is the story of my years on her anvil.  Whether she succeeded in making a lady out of me is for you to decide, but I will say one thing in my own favor before we begin.
No matter which sex I went to bed with, I never smoked on the street.
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Confessions of a Failed Southern Ladyis Florence King's classic memoir of her upbringing in an eccentric Southern family, told with all the uproarious wit and gusto that has made her one of the most admired writers in the country. Florence may have been a disappointment to her Granny, whose dream of rearing a Perfect Southern Lady would never be quite fulfilled. But after all, as Florence reminds us, "no matter which sex I went to bed with, I never smoked on the street."

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When Florence King was born, her Granny, a would-be Virginia grande dame, moved in. Granny's dream of raising a perfect Southern belle had failed dismally with her own daughter, a chain-smoking, baseball-playing tomboy given to wild expletives. Florence is Granny's last hope....
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